MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Mark Teahan
"Sarcasm... Google it! www.IGetTheDetailsOfTheSuperBowlClearlyJustMakingAPointAboutTheMLB.org"

How I See It: That was a great joke.

Larry Fitzgerald
""Yesterday is the past,2morrow is the future.2day is a gift that is why we call it the present."Hope u guys r havin a great day! FFF"

How I See It: Yesterday, you had Kurt Warner, tomorrow you won't, today, you freak out about your offense's future.

Mark Cuban
"The Simplicity Test: A Simple Policy Guide for Job Growth: The simplest way to create more jobs is to allow small... http://bit.ly/dkjA8Q"

How I See It: Isn't your policy, yell till you're heard?

Roger Goodell
"i emailed @OGOchocinco back: yes, have fun but do it w/ good taste + sportsmanship"

How I See It: What he meant: Try anything and I'm fining your ass.

Evan Oglesby
"Just woke up from a much needed nap. Ready to Paint the town"

How I See It: Urban Dictionary defines “paint the town” as “to appear at a number of different parties.” So either Evan is a painter in the offseason, or he is about to have a wild night.

Nate Robinson
"Man we might be stuck in DC for another night with all this snow nooooooo!!!! I can't stand the snow! Word aapp!"

How I See It: Every time “DC” is brought up in relation to basketball, I feel the urge to make a Gilbert Arenas joke. It’s an epidemic.

Shelden Williams
"yea so i saw that obama was at the duke game!! he might be bad luck for collegiate sports haha!!"

How I See It: And now he is trying to change the BCS system ... but if he is bad luck, I still don’t see how it can get much worse.

Shawne Merriman
"Can somebody ask @OGOchoCinco where is the charity event"

How I See It: Can you?

Grant Hill
"RT @OMGFacts: Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females. #omgfacts"

How I See It: It doesn’t work with humans. Not that I’ve tried or anything. (I was desperate!)

Santonio Holmes
"Party on the beach, party animal let em off the leash!"

How I See It: I’m sure this is exactly what Mike Tomlin wants to hear about his wide receiver.

Dustin Keller
"@nickmangold haha I thought an offensive lineman would appreciate any type of meal"

How I See It: Way to be a good teammate, Dustin.

Evan Oglesby
"If ur n Miami. Holla at me"

How I See It: Holla.

David Garrard
"Great career by Kurt Warner. Living proof of never let anyone tell you, you can't do something. Much respect!!"

How I See It: David Garrard is also living proof: I would have told you a few weeks ago that he would never play in a Pro Bowl, and yet here he is as the 400th replacement quarterback for the AFC. You just never know.

Dhani Jones
"Dhani will be making a special LIVE appearance next week with one of his good friends. Stay tuned for more info!"

How I See It:I guess Dhani enjoys speaking in third person.

Shaun Phillips
"If you wanna know why my skin stays so clear. I use kiehls products there the best."

How I See It: Um, thanks. Very subtle plug, Shaun.

Rod Benson
"Tim Tebow must have had "eye sex" with Todd McShay's girl at some point. Talk about a guy who hates another right now..."

How I See It: That’s a love triangle right there, kids. Senior Bowl style. Throw in Mel Kiper plus his slick head of hair and you have yourself a nice love pentagon.

Warren Sapp
"I LIKE IT!!!!! TODD MCSHAY!"

How I See It: Looks like Warren might want to make the McShay love polygon a hexagon.

Gary Williams
"His strict teachings on fundamentals was a very important part of myself and number of my teammates becoming head coaches"

How I See It: Gary Williams tweets?

Amer Delic
"Is it just me or is Dr. Andrews the only doctor available in the US? http://bit.ly/awgrPn #Sanchez #Jets"

How I See It:My conspiracy theory: James Andrews isn’t a real person, just an underground organization to which the sports world is at mercy. And “Dr. Andrews” is set to bring down the sports world by controlling all injuries. Can’t say I didn’t warn you.

Michael Waltrip
"ps. i like talking about my sport. i want to send some love to my friends at Toyota. they will fix the problem. i know how much they care"

How I See It: C’mon, Michael. Buy American.

Ray Rice
"Talk to me people the pro bowl experience is going well chillin poolside getting a tan"

How I See It: No player should ever complain about the Pro Bowl location or time again. Glad to see they are practicing hard this week.

Frank Walker
"Condos on south beach. Anyone"

How I See It:Is this an auction or something? And is this what Twitter has become?

Thurman Thomas
"If u guys don't like the pro life ad they gonna air dur superbowl, write it down on a piece of paper, ball it up and eat it"

How I See It: I’ll stick to the chips and salsa, thank you.

Santonio Holmes
"Dinner at The Capital Grille!"

How I See It:If I had a nickel for every time I’ve said that ... I would not have enough money to eat at The Capital Grille.

Bubba Watson
"Any one want to eat lunch @dirtybirdspb it's on me be there at 12:00 high noon!!!"

How I See It: Do they deliver to Texas?

Shawne Merriman
"Haha I meant a photoshoot I don't carry guns no need too"

How I See It: Except for your left and right arms.

Zac Diles
"Gotta love Houston... If you don't just take a look outside and your mind will change..."

How I See It: There is nothing better than 100 percent humidity.

David Garrard
"In the pro bowl."

How I See It: Only after four other quarterbacks dropped. You should feel special.

Chad Ochocinco
"If I had @BillGates income id steal the cruise ship OASIS OF THE SEA and bring all my twitter fans n party till coast guard come arrest us"

How I See It: Why do you need money to steal something. I'm confused, but I am down to join Ocho if this ever happens.

Eric Winston
"Did Terrance Cody not know he was gonna have to get on a scale? 370?? Who does he think he is? Ted Washington in his 15th year?"

How I See It: Well if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black tackle calling the tackle fat.

Shawn Johnson
"In the process of interviewing all of the contestants for Miss America in Vegas :) this is an honoring experience. These girls are brilliant"

How I See It: I thought Twitter was supposed to encourage more honesty.

Bryant McKinnie
"Ok me, Sidney Rice + Adrian Peterson r putting 2gether a very classy upscale party during Super Bowl! The owner from The W hotel asked if we"

How I See It: Hopefully AP doesn't drop the ball on this one.

Thurman Thomas
"RT @ "I have no house, wife, children, parents, or brothers; my friends are friends as long as they think like me, politically" -Che"

How I See It: Guevara must be rolling in his grave. Republicans are quoting him now.

Trevor Ariza
"When do I get to go to the white house? Lol"

How I See It: Didn't you win a championship last year?

Kerry Rhodes
"about to hear rex pre game speech!! i know its gonna be crazy!!"

How I See It: I’m not sure why, but a Rex Ryan pregame speech sounds really dangerous. I’m staying away.

Visanthe Shiancoe
"Wow! Hundreds of vik fans and media here to welcome us to the N.O.. love it"

How I See It: No surprise that the media shows up to greet and root for Brett Favre.

Tony Kanaan
"Olha a camiseta do cara.. Look at my fan.. http://twitpic.com/zfpwm"

How I See It: Tweeting in Spanglish….this really just takes it to a new level.

Nicole Hage
"Welcome to Dallas: its pouring ....."

How I See It:It’s Troy Aikman’s tears from the Cowboys’ loss to the Vikings last weekend.

David Clowney
"Taking off now,.. God watch over us and get my team to Indy safe."

How I See It: The only way to guarantee this might be to draft Tim Tebow.

Shaun Phillips
"Charging people to bring bags on an airplane is #somebullshit."

How I See It: Don't you make millions of dollars?

Renee Montgomery
"Mann I forgot my chapstick and was stuck lickin my lips for an hour bc I ain't wanna look like gucci man."

How I See It: Shots fired!

Vernon Davis
"Just got done working out y'all and now I'm hungry!"

How I See It: Shocker.

Connor Barwin
"Back Houston for the weekend...what should I do for dinner tonight??"

How I See It: Call Vernon. You all can work through this together.

Juan Pablo Montoya
"Eating in basil thai in downtown charlotte. Looks pretty good will see....eating by myself...."

How I See It: If you'd direct messaged Vernon and Connor, you wouldn't be alone.

Nick Mangold
"Final thought for the day. We drive on parkways and we park on driveways. Think about it......."

How I See It: You knew the Jets can run the ball. But you didn’t know that Aristotle snaps the ball to Mark Sanchez on every play.

Terrence Williams
"My UAV is online"

How I See It: I really hope he is talking about Call of Duty and not a real unmanned aerial vehicle. Please.

Donte Whitner
"I go in my direction!"

How I See It:I hope that direction is down. Because if so you are on the right team: the Buffalo Bills, with new coach Chan Gailey.

Kevin Durant
"I SEE POLOW DA DON, MYA AND ALL THESE CELEBS AT DA LAKERS, CAVS GAMES..WHAT ABOUT OKC GAMES?WE GOT A GREAT CROWD AND WE PLAY HARD EVERYNITE"

How I See It: So does my high school basketball team, and Jack Nicholson doesn’t come to our games.

Chad Ochocinco
"@andyroddick so when do you want to make this tennis match happen, I'm sure we can raise money for our charities (you'll lose to)"

How I See It: Child please.

Jennie Finch
"I am such a sappy mama! Every yes on American Idol = tears rolling down my face... I'm pathetic. Meanwhile Casey is thinking Im ridiculous!"

How I See It: Crying because of American Idol...really?

Nick Mangold
"Biggest Loser Time!"

How I See It: The Jets are going to be the biggest loser come Sunday.

Chad Ochocinco
"yo follow my home boys @itsfrankiebaby and @ricom15"

How I See It: yo why would I want to do that?

Aaron Maybin
"Congratulations to My New Head Coach Chan Gailey on getting the job today. Excited to see what new defensive scheme he implements for us"

How I See It: You won't be so excited about him come this time next year...5-11 in 2010?

Deandre Jordan
"Yes or No? I think I'll look cleeeeaaaaannnnn! http://moby.to/9t279t"

How I See It: Hell Yes!

Michael Waltrip
"I pitched a new show to the Speed executives. Its called Speedo. Me Spencer and Larry Mac interviewing fans in the infields in our bikinis."

How I See It: Can Danica Patrick be a host too?

Kenny Moore
"Haha I hate u"

How I See It: Kenny just tweeted this to his entire following base. Boom goes the dynamite.

Chevis Jackson
"chillin on the sofa... gettin ready for american idol!!!"

How I See It:Hopefully your pants aren’t on the ground.

Josh Cox
"NYTimes: Behavior: Too Much Sitting Shortens Lives, Study Suggests http://s.nyt.com/u/rTO"

How I See It: Can I start writing my will tomorrow, or will that be too late?

Nick Mangold
"Biggest Loser time!s"

How I See It: Somebody sign up Rex Ryan.

Darrelle Revis
"How high is the sky?"

How I See It: Darrelle Revis: All-Pro cornerback and existentialist philosopher extraordinaire.

Jose Canseco
"The media is still trying to get hold of me to comment about Marks interview. They call me at all hours. Don't they think i sleep?"

How I See It: Poor Jose. I just know you have so much other important business to tend to.

Shaun Phillips
"Can someone find out who T pains stylist is. when u do look at them 2x then put your hand in the sky a slap them across the face. Thanks"

How I See It: Omitted: T-Pain's stylist is a Jets fan.

Emily Hughes
"More than 1,600 followers? This is great! Thank you all so much for your support! Nationals here I come...."

How I See It: Twitter finals?

Tony Hawk
"Happy MLK! I also have a dream... that we make it home through this storm safely"

How I See It: Bit of a stretch here.

Natalie Coughlin
"Dear Shannon Sharpe, what the heck are you wearing?"

How I See It: I’ve asked that same question countless times. If he wears a toga next time, it will probably be an upgrade.

Renee Montgomery
"Finished shopping for now. Time for the game. #Ravens"

How I See It: Shield your eyes, Renee. You shouldn’t have watched. Only adds salt in the wound for Baltimore fans still bitter about the Colts leaving town.

Chansi Stuckey
"All this smoke has given me a terrible headache"

How I See It: Looks like Chansi might already be getting into trouble in the offseason ... that’s what happens when you play for the Browns.

DeSean Jackson
"This guy reggie bush jus did sommmmmme sicccccc ass shit on dat TD............. I see u boi u got that wiggle out there swerv'n sheeeeesh"

How I See It: Translation: it was a very nice play by Reggie Bush.

Shaun Phillips
"The new phelps subway commercial should have him swimming to amsterdam lol."

How I See It: Now that is a funny tweet.

Drew Brees
"Remember, Blackout the Dome with your Finish Strong shirt. The official players shirt says, "Our City, Our Home" then "Finish Strong""

How I See It: “Finish strong”…..yeah, the Saints definitely finished strong this year with those home losses to the Cowboys and Bucs. Definitely.

Al Horford
"Play the Wizards tonite at 7. Let's get it"

How I See It:(insert Arenas/Crittenton gun joke here)

Trent Shelton
"If your tweet isnt "Retweeted" by at least one person ...you probably shouldnt say it cuz NOBODY cares!"

How I See It:This might be the best way to alienate your entire base of followers.

Renee Montgomery
"#randomfact Brad Pitt has been smoking since the sixth grade"

How I See It: Telling kids that Brad Pitt has been smoking since sixth grade is probably not the best way to prevent them from smoking.

Kevin Weekes
"Tweeters, I'll take the first 10 questions from minor hockey goalies and or parents,and adult rec goalies for tips,insights on the posistion"

How I See It: I’m sure the amount of tweets by minor league hockey goalies and their parents completely overwhelmed Kevin as soon as his tweet was sent out.