MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Willie Anderson
"Back to this snow! I'm starving!"

How I See It: Use a period!

Fabian Washington
"I'm like fish grease what that mean I'm really hot"

How I See It: Or just greasy.

Kikkan Randall
"Just saw something that falls between a segway and a trike, wow!"

How I See It: Oh, damn. Hope that kid was okay.

Andrew Bogut
"How do people play slot machines for hours on end... I would be bored after 10 mins"

How I See It: We can't all afford to let $50 go without trying to win it back.

Trent Shelton
"So who's all in dallas for all-star?"

How I See It: I can just taste the boredom.

Willie Anderson
"ok back at home! she messed her car up!"

How I See It: I give in...

Willie Anderson
"As soon as the draft come fans will forget about this season. Thats how team execs feel every year. fans across the league all feel equal"

How I See It: Unless you're the Bears and you traded away your whole draft.

Mike James
"Don't treat people like Sugar Honey Ice Tea:-) and if they take a phone friendship the wrong way. Just b 100 with the person let em know"

How I See It: ...I have absolutely no idea what this means.

Amanda Beard
"My husband got me season 1 of true blood and man it's good!"

How I See It: Now that I think about it, Amanda kinda looks like an extra from True Blood.

Apolo Ohno
"Went heavy in the weight room today. This is what it is all about! Very pleased with our progress.1 more session of training today. get it!"

How I See It: So you all actually put weights on the bar this time?

Serena Williams
"I'm just waking up in austrlia..."

How I See It: Thanks for being so humble.

Martellus Bennett
"Eva Mendes had to go too rehab."

How I See It: You should go to school.

Willie Anderson
"Like I say every Week! Chris Johnson equals Beast! Take out The 3 Qbs Manning, Brady, and Brees. Johnson best player!"

How I See It: Adrian Peterson called. He'd like some recognition.

C.J. Wilson
"a burrito either makes your day way better or way worse...considering I've got to run, swim and lift weights today...might not be good!"

How I See It: Sorry, I can't ever see the bad side in a burrito.

Jessica Gysin
"Ncaa tourney selection show on ESPNnews in 5 mins! Ahh"

How I See It: It's not March. Therefore, no one cares.

Chris Bosh
"@chrisbosh....see u above the rim buddy"

How I See It: Was expecting Bosh to hand out the rejection hotline up there, but I guess that didn't happen.

Ron Artest
"On December 4th Ron Artest is having a party at a secret location. It's called"December Dimes" email me for free tickets or for location!!"

How I See It: Um, I’m busy on December 4th I think. Yeah definitely.

Shayla Worley
"I like sleeping in on staurdays and I love college football game, I love not actin my age and good barbecue."

How I See It: We should definitely meet.

Mark May
"My best picks for next ND coach KIRK FERENCE,BOB STOOPS,TONY DUNGY"

How I See It: But if Charlie Weis is fired, what will you tweet about?

Larry Fitzgerald
"Taking off!Its a Business trip headed to Tennessee. Hit u guys when we make it in! Cardinals Nation stand up!"

How I See It: Cardinals Nation will try to stand up, but it gets pretty crowded on that bandwagon.

Ottis Anderson
"so, talk to me what was the best deal you found on black friday? best deal you are still looking for?"

How I See It: The best deal? Not participating in Black Friday shopping at all. Saves me the most money every time.

Willie Anderson
"@OGOchoCinco When we doing Fatburger Friday Lunch with your followers?"

How I See It: Subway for you sir.

John Calipari
"I was happy how we overcame the 18-point deficit."

How I See It: The joy just explodes from this tweet, Coach Cal.

Jalen Rose
"My recap on Pacquiao-Cotto... it's time to see Pacquiao-Mayweather...who's with me?"

How I See It: Everybody but Floyd.

Bryant McKinnie
"Just touched down! The shortest flight I've ever been on. Real Talk! 17min!"

How I See It: Where'd you fly? Target?

Tommy Lasorda
"Congratulations to Royal's P Zack Greinke for winning the AL Cy Young. I managed 2 NL Cy Young winners: Fernando ('81) and Hershiser ('88)"

How I See It: I'll remember that the next time I play Trivial Pursuit. Talk about irrelevant.

Venus Williams
"@bigmacvikings what are you reading for bible study?"

How I See It: Big Mac left his Quran at home, Venus. So I think it's safe to say he'll be bringing The Bible.

Bill Stewart
""Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.” - Tom Landry"

How I See It: We couldn't have gotten a better Landry quote here? That's like quoting Ali saying "I love boxing. I love boxing a whole lot."

Ottis Anderson
"Who's checking me out on comedy central tonight? Someone cries and not from laughing...but it will b funny"

How I See It: An exercise in self-promotion futility.

Nick Mangold
"@DUSTINKELLER81 pee in the subway of course"

How I See It: Jeez, Dustin, how could you not know that?

Chris Johnson
"Ladies, does CJ have a chance? RT @ChrisJohnson28: Come on man baddest chick in the game I luv alica"

How I See It: A chance? That 0-6 record says no.