MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Kerron Clement
"Chipotle hits the spot right about now. Starving!"

How I See It: The man has good taste.

Lindsey Vonn
"In the big apple! It's pretty chilly and cloudy though :( I am anxious for some sun and warm temps!"

How I See It: Don't you ski for a living?

Thurman Thomas
"What a blessing it was to b given life"

How I See It: I guess it's better 40 years late than never to be grateful.

Nick Barnett
"Traffic is crazy in LA lol man!!"

How I See It: Word?

Nick Barnett
"Does anyone want a tour of my home in Cali?? If I can get 1500 replys I will do one fasure"

How I See It: Are you selling it? No? Is the offseason that boring?

Natasha Hastings
"@sidneyrice u just disappeared. Lol. What's goin on wit u?"

How I See It: Can't take a hint.

Cliff Avril
"At Gladys Knights chicken and waffles... Bout to grub"

How I See It: See Nick, this is how you spend an offseason.

Jose Canseco
"If u no a haiter expose them to me and the world"

How I See It: Jose Canseco: Officer of Twittilante Justice.

Rhys Lloyd
"May go to dicks later and buy a punching bag.. "

How I See It: 10 years ago, I'd of had a field day with this one.

Nick Barnett
"Any big trades?"

How I See It: Sigh, yeah Nick. We've already sent your stuff to St. Louis.

Renee Montgomery
"Indecent Proposal: If someone offered you a million dollars to sleep with your husband/wife, what would you do? "

How I See It: For some guys, that million would be a bargain. Just ask Paul McCartney how much it cost him to sleep with his wife.

Christina Kim
"Just finished a 5mile run. Legs like jello hehehe. Love the inability to breathe, its freakin sweet! :-D "

How I See It: Jello is sweet, yes. Orange especially. And, by "inability", I'm sure Christina meant "ability". If not, somebody should check up on her.

Dhani Jones
"(via @AndrewWK) Party tip: Follow your instinct even if it feels crazy. Do what it tells you to do. No matter what, take that risk today!"

How I See It: Probably the worst tip in the history of tip-giving.

Pat Fitzgerald
"Proud to announce that SEVEN 'Cats were nominated to be Academic All-Americans this year!!"

How I See It: And Northwestern is a favorite to win the Academic BCS Championship. Gotta take what you can get I guess.