MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Bobby McCray
"Pocket tweeting killing me....lol"

How I See It: C’mon Bobby. That’s the lamest excuse in the book.

Ozzie Guillen
"Magic larry great rival great basketball ever"

How I See It: I have a feeling that Twitter needs to install an Ozzie Guillen translator for all of his gibberish tweets. Starting with this one.

Quentin Groves
"No reviews on studio 9!!!!! Means no!!!!!! Then!!!! Where we at duval???"

How I See It: This!!! Tweet!!! Is!!! So!!!! Enthusiastic!!!!!!!

Martellus Bennett
"y errbody mad at me today sheesh..... oh well i wanna buy shoes bc i can"

How I See It: “I want to buy shoes because I can.” It’s safe to say that Martellus is a perfect Dallas Cowboy.

Nazr Mohammed
"Pulled out a victory over the Warriors 2nite. That's 2 in a row so we need to keep it going vs Miami on Tues."

How I See It: Two straight wins for the Bobcats? Someone plan a parade!

Ivan Babikov
"Raining hard in Whistler this morning. We'll get wet and cold skiing today"

How I See It: Safe bet.

Jose Canseco
"There is just too many of you to help at one sitting! I have to run. Enjoy your day!"

How I See It: How screwed up must your life be when you're willing to stand IN LINE for help from Jose Canseco?

Martellus Bennett
"second bowl is always better than the 1st"

How I See It: Never lied about that.

Michael Waltrip
"I was just reminded that I had asparagus last evening."

How I See It: Some very subtle humor from Mr. Waltrip.

Chad OchoCinco Johnson
"Man I am gonna be on with the homie @revis24 on first take also, this is gonna be cool"

How I See It: Is Darrelle gonna shut you down on there too?

Jennie Finch
""Everyday before you go to bed.... ask yourself if you did everything possible to do and be your best that day!" - Apolo Ohno - Love it!"

How I See It: Spoken like a true Olympian. And also, can we add softball to the Winter Olympics, just so we can all see Jennie? Thanks.

Martellus Bennett
"i jus read a article on the dangers of heavy drinking. scared the s--- outta me. so thats it 4 me after 2day. No more fricking reading."

How I See It: Wait, I think that article was supposed to encourage you to stop drinking, not stop reading.

Mike Douglas
"To the #van2010 critics: VANOC is no more to blame for the warmest winter in history than you and I are. #globalwarmings"

How I See It: Somewhere, Al Gore is nodding and emphatically pumping his fist.

Ray Rice
"Yo I remember when me and my bro @CGreene36 was taking our ACT test to get in school lol I was putting any answer cuz I ain't know a thing"

How I See It: Well at least we know Ray did well on the grammar section.

Jessica Mendoza
"http://twitpic.com/13nyua - Good seats in 9-0 USA over Russia in women's ice hockey in the 2nd period. Go USA!"

How I See It:If this was the score of the Russia-USA men’s game, we could only assume that Alex Ovechkin defected to the United States. Or that they were playing baseball.

Devin Hester
"Hey did yall know D Wade change shoes every quarter."

How I See It: You know, I think D-Wade warrants a puppet commercial just like Kobe and LeBron. Anyone who changes shoes every quarter deserves one, minus Stephon Marbury.

Jalen Rose
"Espn2...9-11pm est...check us out...as we go Coast to Coast around the NBA..(analysis/stats/highlights/updates plus more!)"

How I See It: This tweet says “NFL Offseason” to me (sigh).

Bill Stewart
"Congrats to Pat McAfee, who represented the Old Gold and Blue in the Super Bowl this past weekend as a member of the Indianapolis Colts."

How I See It: Congratulations for what?

Martellus Bennett
"yupp yupp i wonder how many baby mamas will leave their child at home with grandma to come to dallas and paarrrttyyyy with me.."

How I See It: You want to know why the Cowboys have the reputation that they do? Thanks Martellus.

Jay Feely
"I thought my 6yr old son was going to beat me head up from the junior tees today. He was one down with 2 to play and I shot 3 over par.s"

How I See It: Future Tiger Woods? (in the golf way, not the ... um, other way.)

Martellus Bennett
"Eva Mendes had to go too rehab."

How I See It: You should go to school.

Willie Anderson
"Like I say every Week! Chris Johnson equals Beast! Take out The 3 Qbs Manning, Brady, and Brees. Johnson best player!"

How I See It: Adrian Peterson called. He'd like some recognition.

C.J. Wilson
"a burrito either makes your day way better or way worse...considering I've got to run, swim and lift weights today...might not be good!"

How I See It: Sorry, I can't ever see the bad side in a burrito.

Jessica Gysin
"Ncaa tourney selection show on ESPNnews in 5 mins! Ahh"

How I See It: It's not March. Therefore, no one cares.

Chris Bosh
"@chrisbosh....see u above the rim buddy"

How I See It: Was expecting Bosh to hand out the rejection hotline up there, but I guess that didn't happen.

Jalen Rose
"Its a funny irony for me to see Duke bball team playing in "black shoes and socks--so glad times and images have changed in the U.S."

How I See It: Actually, Jalen, that's neither funny nor ironic. You were one of my favorite players as a kid though, so I'll let it slide.

Martellus Bennett
"DMX was a good actor"

How I See It: In...?

Fabian Washington
"Auburn has no clue how to run a 2min offence. WOW"

How I See It: Well at least they can spell it.

Jason Thompson
"Krazi memories!! Def want that same fire bac to Arco!!!"

How I See It: You only saved about 3 letter here, Jason.

DeAndre Jordan
"Just got some treatment in. Now time for lunch with @blakegriffin and k.rush!!!"

How I See It: Guess all that not-playing made you three hungry.

Visanthe Shiancoe
"Just landed..back in minneapolis. 17 min jet ride. I need to borrow the jet in the off season Zigi!"

How I See It: Did you fly from St. Paul?

Dustin Keller
"Ladies, if you could do *anything for your birthday in NYC what would it be?"

How I See It: *Omitted: "with Dustin Keller".

Roy Williams
"He's Able oh Yes he is!!! Oh Yes! U dnt knw wht god protect u frm 2day. God is amazing where ever u r look up and smile and say thank u Lord"

How I See It: This may be in bad taste, but I don't care. Did he protect you from catching the football on Sunday?

Martellus Bennett
"Mann I need some lotion weather got my skin dryer than crackhead lips."

How I See It: Tweet of the day.

Mike Green
"What would you do on a day off if you could do anything. In the DC area?"

How I See It: What if we could stop with all these damn hypothetical questions?

Connor Barwin
"Mashed potatoes, country ribs, corn, baked beans, and cucumbers and creme....smack you in the mouth! On my"

How I See It: Big man gotta eat. I wish I could down that much food.

Juan Pablo Montoya
"watching ice age 3 with the kids cool movie so far!!!"

How I See It: Dude, I've lost respect for your taste in movies. 45 percent on Rotten Tomato. Ray Ramano was clutch in that movie though.

Troy Aikman
"just began hot yoga...98 degrees! Back 2 back days and I'm sore but not sure why. Trying 2 decide whether to keep up with it. Whatcha think?"

How I See It: Worst. Mental. Images. Ever.

Frank Trigg
"RT @Jay_Glazer: will be on fox sports radio @ 5:30 est to talk more about our trip. then tony bruno tonight. plz tune in"

How I See It: This has been bugging me. If Fox News is not news, is Fox Sports, sports?

Martellus Bennett
"I got ninja turtle abs thanks to the abelator 4 xs a week 12 mins a day and u too can have ninja turtle abs. Leonardo, donetello, raphael"

How I See It: Are they green? Just curious ... That'd be weird.

David Clowney
"You ever feel like you doing stuff great/good keeping your other half happy and it still ain't good enough? Random Question!!!!!"

How I See It: Sure it is, David.

Trent Shelton
"Man I have the worst luck on plane seats.either I'm sitting next to a crying baby or like in this case someone who smells like grade A shi*"

How I See It: Could be Grade B.

Martellus Bennett
"On my grizzy like a muthaf&$8n bear. What's good?"

How I See It: You forgot an "L" there, Martellus. You have an extra one in your name, or you can borrow one from the Rams. They've got plenty more.

Dara Torres
"U guys, that was Ashton Kutcher I was with!!"

How I See It: Jeez, that guy catches more cougars than the zoo.

Natalie Coughlin
"What should I be for Halloween... Any suggestions? "

How I See It: Amanda Beard.

Bill Romanowski
"Mike Singletary did the right choice of letting Alex Smith to start because he can push the ball down field"

How I See It: I'm going to hold my tongue. Don't want to get spit on.

Meaghan Francella
"Holy smokes!! Literally!! Fire in the kitchen during breakfast. Here comes the fire dept!"

How I See It: Was the fire coming off of a burning bush? I'm missing the literally holy part.

Michael Waltrip
"im lame. i pick 2 and a half men over mnf. looser"

How I See It: I feel bad for Mike right here. Before Twitter, only his family could make fun of his questionable taste in TV.

Ron Artest
"I'll u stream and tokbox my haircut tonight and maybe tinychat"

How I See It: I feel bad for everybody here. Before Twitter, UStream, Tokbox and pretty much the entire internet, only Ron's barber had to watch Ron get a haircut.

Martellus Bennett
"Damn I jus woke up. Geez missed a couple of things on my to do list"

How I See It: Ya think?

Cowboys TE Martellus Bennett
"On the plane. Denver here we come. When wheels touch down u know Marty B in town."

How I See It: I actually don’t think anyone in Denver knows who “Marty B” is, so they probably won’t care that he is in town.

Ravens DB Domonique Foxworth
"Finish terps. I'm getting on the bandwagon. Let's go win turtles please"

How I See It: I didn’t know there was a bandwagon for the Terps. But if there is, you should hop off now. Wheels are already off.

Knicks guard Nate Robinson
"Yo I might have my own radio show on sirus xm radio once a week 4 and hour! Keep yall fingers crossed 4 da kid, hope all my tweeps listen up"

How I See It: Somehow I’m don’t think Nate Robinson is the next Dan Patrick.

Pro golfer Stewart Cink
"Thrashers opening night is here! Early in season for biggest rival to come to town--@coachnoss's Tampa Bay Lightning!"

How I See It: Stewart Cink is the only one that cares about a Thrashers-Lightning game, so I’m not sure if it is a big rivalry.