MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Bubba Watson
"Any one want to eat lunch @dirtybirdspb it's on me be there at 12:00 high noon!!!"

How I See It: Do they deliver to Texas?

Shawne Merriman
"Haha I meant a photoshoot I don't carry guns no need too"

How I See It: Except for your left and right arms.

Zac Diles
"Gotta love Houston... If you don't just take a look outside and your mind will change..."

How I See It: There is nothing better than 100 percent humidity.

David Garrard
"In the pro bowl."

How I See It: Only after four other quarterbacks dropped. You should feel special.

Chad Ochocinco
"If I had @BillGates income id steal the cruise ship OASIS OF THE SEA and bring all my twitter fans n party till coast guard come arrest us"

How I See It: Why do you need money to steal something. I'm confused, but I am down to join Ocho if this ever happens.

John Thornton
"Barbershop tattoo. Local barber is a true Bengals fan"

How I See It: Or a Steelers fan who lost a terrible bet.

Warren Sapp
"brb y'all"

How I See It: This is when you know you tweet too much.

Darrell Green
"Hope you all are doing well! I've been busy training in Florida :) Blessings to all the Skins fans still going strong!"

How I See It: I know there's Julio Franco and what not, but, Darrell, what are you training for?

Zac Diles
"Yo they are about to throw that nigerian dude under the jail after seein all his damn charges..."

How I See It: ...well yeah.

Rashad Jennings
"Watchin Friends at the moment, about to run some errands for my Mom."

How I See It: My Friday is better than an NFL player's is!

Royal Ivey
"Its great to be alive!!!!! Take nothing for granted be humble"

How I See It: ...and yet your name is Royal.

Jason Terry
"Just gt done creating my own Jason Terry burger at the HardRock Cafe dwntn Dallas, and boy is it good! The first athlete ever! thanks HR!"

How I See It: Today, burgers. Tomorrow, the world!

Trent Shelton
"Will you marry me?"

How I See It: With 35,000 followers, somebody's gotta say yes.

Tony Hawk
"Rain in London!!?? That is N.I.B. (Not In Brochure)"

How I See It: That acronym is N.G.S. (Not Gonna Stick).

Zac Diles
"Good mornin my twiggas...i'm up and gettin ready for these meetings in about an hour..."

How I See It: Wow.

Candace Parker
"so we at da park and everyone is scared of prada cuz she is a rott and now everyone left! prada is the nicest dog ever mind you!"

How I See It: You shoulda brought Gucci the poodle. Maybe that would've made people more comfortable.

Donte Whitner
"I wanna chat on skype. Who has skype?"

How I See It: Uh, who doesn't?

Greg Olsen
"Got an early start on eagles..good practice today lookin forward to gettin on track"

How I See It: I hope you all practiced completing passes to the right team this time.

Zac Diles
"Wow I'm ranked 4,075,541 right now on COD wonder what it feels like to be #1.."

How I See It: COD = Call of Duty. Being #1 probably feels virginal, Mountain Dew-y and jittery.

Tie Domi
"In honour fo Friday the 13th- the 13 scariest NHLers"

How I See It: It's Monday bro.......please don't beat me up, please don't beat me up.

Jay Feely
"Whether you want to admit it, there is an anti Christian bias that exists now perpetuated by atheist who want no mention of God in public"

How I See It: Let's stick to kicking field goals, Jay. Maybe that bias you speak of is perpetuated by foolishness like this tweet.

Kevin Durant
"randomquestion 300 pushups n a row or 300 sit ups in a row?"

How I See It: This coming from a guy who couldn't bench 175?

Zac Diles
"Always an adventure when walkin the dog..."

How I See It: Zac Diles' life is that much better than yours.

Stephon Marbury
"I'm going In I'm going in I'm going in, cause imma go hard cause imma go hard. You can't stop me off the court or on the court. To Much heat"

How I See It: Seeing as you aren't on any courts right now, the job has already been done for me.

Chamique Holdsclaw
"I'm in an interesting place today feels like a dream."

How I See It: *Gasp* What if this tweet isn't real? What if I'm not!?

Frank Trigg
"I was wondering guys. gene wilder or Johnny dep as willy wonka?"

How I See It: Definitely Johnny Dep.

Candace Parker
"at da boston vs bulls game. man thisishard to cheer against my bulls....but my hubby wit da celtics so im ridin green!!!"

How I See It: If I didn't have a huge crush on you, Candace, I'd call you out for the Benedict Arnold you are.

Steve Slaton
"Can't please them all."

How I See It: True. Just ask Shawn Kemp.

Zac Diles
"Watchin thriller never gets old."

How I See It: Amen to that.