MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Tito Ortiz
"Jenna call me."

How I See It: Tweets of desperation.

Stylez G. White
"Listening to jay z old shit... "imaginary players" yo, whts the difference between a 4.0 and 4.6? Instant classic!"

How I See It: Can't disagree with that one. That first name, though.....

Darnell Dockett
"Shoutout to all the NFL teams that's spending money to get better!"

How I See It: Never thought the Bears would fall into that category.

Morris Peterson
"Whats up world? tonight we play @moneymase and the #Spurs on ESPN, what are you up to?"

How I See It: Mo Pete's still in the league?

Simon Cho
"1.5 months ago, I refused to hop on the Twitter bandwagon...at this point, my rebelliousness has been overpowered by my fondness of Twitter"

How I See It: Probably the most introspective tweet ever.

Venus Williams
"I love putting things on the wish list on online shopping website. I figure I have 1000's of items in cyber baskets all over the web..."

How I See It: Venus, aren't you capable of fulfilling all your wishes with your millions of dollars?

Kevin Boss
"Why the heck can't we get the game live on the westcoast?"

How I See It: NBC is ruining the Olympics for us. It is too hard to go all day without finding out who won the competitions. Just show it live!

Darnell Dockett
"Why is my Mac book Pro moving slow and drag? Now I can't watch beyonce videos, it moving like its chopped and screwd!!! Do mac get virus?"

How I See It: Not sure because I'm a PC.

Nick Mangold
"For all my LOST fans. Does anyone have a good LOST message board so I can read up on other views and what not?"

How I See It: Don't bother Nick, you will only get more confused. It is your destiny to just watch the show and let things unfold.

Kenny Moore
"Whatever happend to the rapper Chingy????"

How I See It: He's just been chillin' at the Holiday Inn.

Bret Hedican
"Parise seals it with empty netter!! Awesome USA advances!!! Huge for American Hockey!! Congrats boys!"

How I See It: Only two wins away from the gold.

Ray Rice
"As a man I would like to apologize the fans of green bay you can't judge a book by it's cover and for me to talk about your city was wrong"

How I See It: Man to another man, they probably deserved it.

Darnell Dockett
"What's up world, I'm gonna hit the weights like they do in jail, shirt off, loud music (jeezy) tattoos showing.Monday night Football -> YES"

How I See It: Hmmmmmm.

Brandon Jennings
"Tiger Woods, is still the MAN! SHADY!"

How I See It: Tiger thanks you for your support, Young Money.

Justin Forsett
"It's a great morning finish lifting and got a huge cake shipped to me this morning"

How I See It: All that work down the drain.

Joe Lauzon
"Going to get blood work done today... lets hope I didn't catch any Hep or HIV"

How I See It: Stay classy, Joe.

Darnell Dockett
"I remember back in day the Atl on #Holloween, we couldn't afford costume so we put pillow cases on R face lk the KKK & took kids candy !"

How I See It: Um, what?

Jim Harbaugh
"Suspicions confirmed that I'm not the most popular guy. Didn't get one invite to a Halloween party. That's ok-hard @ work preparing 4 Ducks."

How I See It: Sure it’s ok, Jim. Hold in your emotions.

Trent Shelton
"30,000 i reached my goal YESSSSS thanks yall"

How I See It: Quite a high-reaching goal to have in life, 30,000 Twitter followers. Congratulations, Trent.

Jay Cutler
"Getting some work in today. The Browns are going to town"

How I See It: Nice rhyming by Jay. Looks like Shakespeare plays quarterback for the Bears.

Stuart Schweigert
"Colddddddd out here."

How I See It: It’s a cold, cold world when you have played for the Raiders, Redskins and Lions in your career.

Michael Waltrip
"So I hear tim tebow is a virgin. No wonder he has such a strong arm."

How I See It: Um, sure.

Shelden Williams
"yea so i have a tv with 897 channels but no guide button so i have to flip through all the channels if i want to watch something"

How I See It: Poor Shelden.

Darnell Dockett
"Watching film on the Giants Whhhhew these guys are good I mean great Wow don't know how we gonna even have a chance. There the BEST!"

How I See It: At least Darnell has confidence.

DeAngelo Hall
"I know a lot of fans and people wanna vent and give me there opinions about me and the team...here's your opportunity!!"

How I See It: The quarterback is below-average, the inexperienced coach is terrible, the offensive line is always hurt, the $100 million dollar acquisition is injured every three plays, the franchise player is getting a bit old, the receivers are awful, the owner sucks, the GM sucks, the stadium sucks, and the team isn’t even as good as usual in Madden this year. Thanks for letting me vent, DeAngelo. Oh, also you are better in Madden than in reality.

Swin Cash
"Palace staff, ushers, security& Mr. D(RIP) I thank you for making 2003 something magical for all of Detroit&the world to see!"

How I See It: The WNBA: Where Tulsa happens.

Darnell Dockett
"My family depends on me and my temmates. There are some people saying I might get traded if so then it is what it is. But any team I go to I will make better I'm a true work horse hands down. I play hard for my head coach and coaches, russ grimm, john lot and my teammates"

How I See It: Gotta give it up, class act. He's dealt with a lot in his life, including the nickname, "Fart Box"

Vernon Davis
"Here's the painting I'm working on, wanted to give y'all a peak! http://twitpic.com/ljfxg"

How I See It: Guess he was trying out a second career before he started catching passes this year.

Kevin Johnson
"City Insider : Newsom gives KJ lots and lots of San Francisco treats http://bit.ly/Ka970"

How I See It: The list of stuff KJ got cause he lost his bag almost tops the list of stuff I've lost in SF. P.S. I never got my stuff back, Newsom, where's my dinner cruise and wine?

Bill Romanowski
"I arrived too early for my first radio interview in SF. Getting Peets coffee. Love their coffee."

How I See It: I didn't spit in your coffee, but I'm sure lots of SF Niners' fans might want have wanted to..."