MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Nick Mangold
"Final thought for the day. We drive on parkways and we park on driveways. Think about it......."

How I See It: You knew the Jets can run the ball. But you didn’t know that Aristotle snaps the ball to Mark Sanchez on every play.

Terrence Williams
"My UAV is online"

How I See It: I really hope he is talking about Call of Duty and not a real unmanned aerial vehicle. Please.

Donte Whitner
"I go in my direction!"

How I See It:I hope that direction is down. Because if so you are on the right team: the Buffalo Bills, with new coach Chan Gailey.

Kevin Durant
"I SEE POLOW DA DON, MYA AND ALL THESE CELEBS AT DA LAKERS, CAVS GAMES..WHAT ABOUT OKC GAMES?WE GOT A GREAT CROWD AND WE PLAY HARD EVERYNITE"

How I See It: So does my high school basketball team, and Jack Nicholson doesn’t come to our games.

Chad Ochocinco
"@andyroddick so when do you want to make this tennis match happen, I'm sure we can raise money for our charities (you'll lose to)"

How I See It: Child please.

Brandon Jennings
"What's been athletes problems lately??? Women! For all athletes just make sure she's the right one. That's all, and make sure your ready"

How I See It: That year abroad taught Young Money more than we thought.

Kevin Durant
"Ay who is Natalie Nunn..i seen her on worldstar hiphop.."

How I See It: This isn't going anywhere pretty.

Chansi Stuckey
"today was such a great day for travel"

How I See It: And sarcasm.

Trent Shelton
"Bout to eat this wishburger...yea wish I had a hamburger bun guess this bread gonna have to do lol"

How I See It: This is the first Trent Shelton tweet I've enjoyed in quite some time.

Shelden Williams
"He also said that he told them there is no tooth fairy either!! Kill all their child dreams early scal wow"

How I See It: If your child's dreams consist of only Santa and the Tooth Fairy, they have a rough ride ahead of them.

Tommy Lasorda
"http://twitpic.com/shpkh - I used to watch Bob Boone play third base at Stanford."

How I See It: Do either of you guys remember dinosaurs?

Mo Williams
"I love beating the bucks... It just feels good. Roll Tide!!!!"

How I See It: Cause that's such an accomplishment from a team that's supposed to go all the way.

Kevin Durant
"SOMEBODY HACKED MY PAGE..I DONT KNO WHO BUT IF SUMBODY HIT U..IT WASNT ME..SORRY"

How I See It: Aww, man. I thought you actually wanted to be my best friend.

Michelle Wie
"stats exam tomoro night!!! need to cram in last minute studying!! yikes......"

How I See It: Finally! An athlete I can relate to; I feel you Ms. Wie.

T.J. Ford
"Try to make our world a better place & continue to help people from the bottom of your heart.. WILL BE BLESSED IN RETURN!!"

How I See It: Or you could just help people because they need help.

Bill Romanowski
"I never missed a game in my entire 16 yrs of playing football because I worked with the top body specialists & elite nutrition experts."

How I See It: Expert nutrition. Yeah. That's what they call it.

Tito Ortiz
"Weighed 220 when I woke up.I will cut 8lbs tonight. Sleep off 1 1/2lbs.Run off the last 5lbs tomorrow.Yes I will eat a very little of food."

How I See It: 8 pounds in 1 day!? I couldn't lose that if I physically cut it off of me.

Kevin Durant
"#justbecause u tell me to follow u doesn't mean I have to!"

How I See It: You tell 'em, Kevin.

Kerron Clement
"It's kinda weird and awkward having someone watch you pee in a cup. But that what pro athletes have to go thru. And I'm used to it now."

How I See It: And the winner of Tweet of the Day is...

Jay Feely
"Whether you want to admit it, there is an anti Christian bias that exists now perpetuated by atheist who want no mention of God in public"

How I See It: Let's stick to kicking field goals, Jay. Maybe that bias you speak of is perpetuated by foolishness like this tweet.

Kevin Durant
"randomquestion 300 pushups n a row or 300 sit ups in a row?"

How I See It: This coming from a guy who couldn't bench 175?

Zac Diles
"Always an adventure when walkin the dog..."

How I See It: Zac Diles' life is that much better than yours.

Stephon Marbury
"I'm going In I'm going in I'm going in, cause imma go hard cause imma go hard. You can't stop me off the court or on the court. To Much heat"

How I See It: Seeing as you aren't on any courts right now, the job has already been done for me.

Chamique Holdsclaw
"I'm in an interesting place today feels like a dream."

How I See It: *Gasp* What if this tweet isn't real? What if I'm not!?