MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Tyrus Thomas
"It's 67 degrees in Charlotte!!!!"

How I See It: You can really tell he'd been in Chicago for too long.

Merril Hoge
"Redskins cb Deangalo Hall will be on NFL live with us at 4 pm Espn! Called him big money when I saw him in the hall we both laughed"

How I See It: And probably at two different things.

Larry Fitzgerald
""What you are is what you have been,and what you will be is what you do now""

How I See It: I don't even think Larry caught this.

Kerron Clement
"Oh I like listening to Chipmunk versions of @MariahCarey songs #Random"

How I See It: More like #creepyashell.

Rey Maualuga
"Physical Therapy. Definitely making progress..."

How I See It: Still too soon for a DUI joke?

Fabian Washington
"Shake-N-Bake"

How I See It: Nope, Hamburger Helper. Check and checkmate.

Pat Fitzgerald
"On the recruiting trail- I'll be all over the country throughout the next month wrapping up our 2010 recruiting class! GO CATS!"

How I See It: Get. A. Kicker!

John Daly
"15 hours or a little over 1,000 miles"

How I See It: Common sense says that John's flying, but he could legitimately weigh a plane down that severely.

Bill Romanowski
"Getting ready for the Raiders Press Conference. Tune in to Comcast at 12pm PST."

How I See It: Over/under on the number of Jagerbombs he's "getting ready with": 6.

Brandon Jennings
"#MM BOW WOW ft PLEASURE P- I'm gon make it"

How I See It: And the Rookie of the Year goes to...Tyreke Evans. No Bow Wow fan will get my vote.

Larry Fitzgerald
"Detroit really isnt the most happening place 2 b.Its cold & snowing.We gotta take care of business 2morrow.Get a win & get home!"

How I See It: Larry Fitzgerald has been in Detroit for no more than 2 days and he already can’t wait to leave.

Stuart Schweigert
"HAHAHA Did anyone see Wyoming's incredibly blown coverage in the New Mexico Bowl?"

How I See It: Honestly, don't think anyone saw that.

Michael Waltrip
"The Cowboys will win. Wana bet ?"

How I See It: Um, yes please.

Shaun Phillips
"@qbkilla happy bday."

How I See It: Happy Birthday, Warren Sapp. The Bucs could still use you.

Brandon Jennings
"Sbhcdbjdsjovfbcdbsjhdcjvfbhvdhxcbsvfbvfj"

How I See It: I agree whole-heartedly.

Ron Artest
"On December 4th Ron Artest is having a party at a secret location. It's called"December Dimes" email me for free tickets or for location!!"

How I See It: Um, I’m busy on December 4th I think. Yeah definitely.

Shayla Worley
"I like sleeping in on staurdays and I love college football game, I love not actin my age and good barbecue."

How I See It: We should definitely meet.

Mark May
"My best picks for next ND coach KIRK FERENCE,BOB STOOPS,TONY DUNGY"

How I See It: But if Charlie Weis is fired, what will you tweet about?

Larry Fitzgerald
"Taking off!Its a Business trip headed to Tennessee. Hit u guys when we make it in! Cardinals Nation stand up!"

How I See It: Cardinals Nation will try to stand up, but it gets pretty crowded on that bandwagon.

Ottis Anderson
"so, talk to me what was the best deal you found on black friday? best deal you are still looking for?"

How I See It: The best deal? Not participating in Black Friday shopping at all. Saves me the most money every time.

Larry Fitzgerald
"Whats up people. Were in St.Louis with some downtime before meetings. Hopefully we can leave here 7-3 tomorrow."

How I See It: If you don’t leave 7-3 after playing the Rams, then the NFC West should be banned from the playoffs.

Mark May
"That does it for charlie.....NEXT!!!!!!!"

How I See It: The day Charlie Weis is fired will be the happiest day of Mark May’s life.

Andrew Bogut
"First Day of rehab. Doing everything I can to be back sooner than later. Time to Ice and Stem some more. Go BUCKS lets get one in Elvistown."

How I See It: This is probably the only tweet today about the “Bucks” not referring to Ohio State.

Thurman Thomas
"Can I read the bill somewhere, is it online, c-span, etc...."

How I See It: Referring to the health bill I assume. You’d be the only one to read it probably. Including members of Congress.

Warren Sapp
"Trouble In Buckeye Land!! GO Big Blue!!!"

How I See It: If only Warren could have put on some pads for the Maize and Blue. 251 yards rushing today for the Bucks against the Wolverines.

Roger Clemens
"Congrats to the Yanks, Mr. Steinbrenner, and family! It had to be in the cards with breaking in the new yankee stadium. "

How I See It: Roger Clements tweets?

Mark May
"Charlie Weis should be fired if he loses AGIAN to Navy for a second time in 3yrs and twice in a row at home!!!!!!"

How I See It: About half of Mark May’s tweets are dedicated to bashing Notre Dame. And I love it.

Ryan Grant
"And we r off.....tampa be ready"

How I See It: Honestly, I don’t think Tampa will ever be ready for anything resembling a football game this season.

Pat Fitzgerald
"CATS WIN!! Thanks to all the NU students and fans who made it to the game! GO CATS!!"

How I See It: Great win by Northwestern and Coach Fitz, but I think we can all now admit that Iowa is terrible and that they could easily have less than four wins right now.

Chad Ochocinco
"OCNN : I didn't want any road blocks in there careers but its my time to shine in the music industry? Esteban is signed to Child Pleeze rcds"

How I See It: As long as Chad keeps on catching touchdowns, we can forgive him for calling himself Esteban and for living in his own world.

Nick Barnett
"Any big trades?"

How I See It: Sigh, yeah Nick. We've already sent your stuff to St. Louis.

Renee Montgomery
"Indecent Proposal: If someone offered you a million dollars to sleep with your husband/wife, what would you do? "

How I See It: For some guys, that million would be a bargain. Just ask Paul McCartney how much it cost him to sleep with his wife.

Christina Kim
"Just finished a 5mile run. Legs like jello hehehe. Love the inability to breathe, its freakin sweet! :-D "

How I See It: Jello is sweet, yes. Orange especially. And, by "inability", I'm sure Christina meant "ability". If not, somebody should check up on her.

Dhani Jones
"(via @AndrewWK) Party tip: Follow your instinct even if it feels crazy. Do what it tells you to do. No matter what, take that risk today!"

How I See It: Probably the worst tip in the history of tip-giving.

Pat Fitzgerald
"Proud to announce that SEVEN 'Cats were nominated to be Academic All-Americans this year!!"

How I See It: And Northwestern is a favorite to win the Academic BCS Championship. Gotta take what you can get I guess.