MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Ndamukong Suh
"Just got done shooing at that o so lovely Nike employee store and now getting some five guys burgers and fries, love bein hm"

How I See It: Five Guys? You kidding me? Ndamukong’s draft stock just went down quite a bit. If were him, I'd still be sick during the draft after eating that stuff.

Shaquille O’Neal
"Sometimes you have to ask the Universe or your God to help you get ahead through the fog. But ask! No one can do everything by themselves."

How I See It: And that’s exactly why the Jaguars should draft Tim Tebow.

Shelden Williams
"They playin war drums in Clottey trainin room, lol its bout to get real. Lol"

How I See It: Unless Clottey is going to use one of the drums as a weapon, I’m not sure if anything can really stop Pacquiao.

Thurman Thomas
"Home is where the fart is"

How I See It: Maturity at its finest.

Ryan Grant
"Ohhhhh nah we NEED it to stop..let's all use the force.. Gotta get on this late flight"

How I See It: Wait, did Ryan Grant just make a Star Wars reference? I guess we can assume Brett Favre is Darth Vader then. And Aaron Rodgers is his son Luke Skywalker. I’m calling George Lucas now to propose “Favre Wars.”

Steven Jackson
"Time for some real food. Reese's and snickers held me down on the flight."

How I See It: Is this what the Rams feed their players on travel days? Do we now officially know why St. Louis is 1-11?

Jalen Rose
"College to NFL success? The only heisman trophy winner since 1999 that is currently starting in the NFL is Carson Palmer(2002)-"

How I See It: Depends how you define “success.” Reggie Bush dated (is still dating?) Kim Kardashian. Does that count?

Ryan Grant
"All you Chicagoians lol should be ashamed..its not even cold here..I'd go swim in lake Michigan right now lol..hahahah who is coming with me"

How I See It: Today, it was in the high 70’s in Florida, and I almost broke out the hot chocolate. Not sure if I have a right to make any comments on Grant’s Tweet.

Brandon Jennings
"Good thing bout Xmas now a days I have no worries. I can buy watever I want, if I wanted to."

How I See It: It’s good to know Brandon has learned humility so early in his career.

Ron Artest
"Was tiger woods set up nationally by haters!!!? Was this a well thought out plan at tigers image?"

How I See It: Knew it: Phil Mickelson just couldn’t stand playing second fiddle to Tiger anymore.

DeAndre Jordan
"Yo mama soooooooo dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!"

How I See It: Heard that one in third grade. Cool, DeAndre.

Shelden Williams
"Dang I didn't get a lot of ideas for the dc tixs giveaway.....guess people in dc don't wanna c the boston/wizards game tomorrow"

How I See It: When you see the Wizards play, you’ll know why.

Brandon Jennings
"Man Jo I like all type. Of women. God made beautiful women"

How I See It: Brandon thinks he’s Tiger Woods.

Sean May
"Great day to be a king."

How I See It: Does Chris Webber still play for you guys? Or have I not seen the Kings play for a good six years?

Ryan Grant
"And on the Birthday lol..no biggie must beat the 'da bears lol"

How I See It: Grant turning 28 today … and Jay Cutler is almost on pace for 28 interceptions this season. I’ll take the Packers.

Jay Feely
"Red River shootout is excellent rivalry since 1900. Definetly been more relevant last 5 years in national picture than Mich/oh st."

How I See It: 2006: #1 OSU vs. #2 Michigan. Decided BCS Championship bowls. Do your research. (This game has been nicknamed the game of the decade and it qualified for Game of the Century; Jay seriously, stop embarrassing yourself.)

Ryan Grant
"Even worse if you tweet something bad and they read the tweet on their phoneRT @RaevenWestern: Tweeting while on a date is RUDE! I'm sorry"

How I See It: Class act. Cell phone use in general on a date = bad.

Jalen Rose
"ok i'm back on ustream...issue fixed! http://www.ustream.tv/channel/therosereport"

How I See It: Just what the world needed...more of you...

Steve Nash
"About to go on for PTI...I bet he's going to ask how one goes 2 for 10 during the game last night...."

How I See It: Tell him to eat your 10-2 record.

Kevin Durant
"#whatsbetter goin 2 la or goin 2 miami for vacation"

How I See It: Smog vs. old people. Not much to pick between there...

Roger Clemens
"Congrats to the Yanks, Mr. Steinbrenner, and family! It had to be in the cards with breaking in the new yankee stadium. "

How I See It: Roger Clements tweets?

Mark May
"Charlie Weis should be fired if he loses AGIAN to Navy for a second time in 3yrs and twice in a row at home!!!!!!"

How I See It: About half of Mark May’s tweets are dedicated to bashing Notre Dame. And I love it.

Ryan Grant
"And we r off.....tampa be ready"

How I See It: Honestly, I don’t think Tampa will ever be ready for anything resembling a football game this season.

Pat Fitzgerald
"CATS WIN!! Thanks to all the NU students and fans who made it to the game! GO CATS!!"

How I See It: Great win by Northwestern and Coach Fitz, but I think we can all now admit that Iowa is terrible and that they could easily have less than four wins right now.

Chad Ochocinco
"OCNN : I didn't want any road blocks in there careers but its my time to shine in the music industry? Esteban is signed to Child Pleeze rcds"

How I See It: As long as Chad keeps on catching touchdowns, we can forgive him for calling himself Esteban and for living in his own world.

Stephon Marbury
"I uploaded a YouTube video -- Stephon MArbury http://bit.ly/2HINIf"

How I See It: Can’t even imagine the contents of this video.

Ryan Grant
"Are there still fans who want tickets to tomorrows game? Let me know..I have a set of 3 and a set of 2"

How I See It: Honestly, no one really wants to see the Browns. So there probably aren’t any fans who want tickets.

Bill Stewart
"Great win by the lads. Really showed resilency being down several times during the game and kept believing in their teammates and coaches."

How I See It:The “lads”? Does Bill Stewart coach an English Premier League team now?

DeJuan Blair
"Chillin lookin 4 something to do n San Antonio.!!????"

How I See It: The Alamo. Remember it. Because I think that's all there is to do in San Antonio besides go to Spurs games. And you are a player, so I guess you have to settle for the Alamo.

David Clowney
"OMG my laptop still won't turn on and I have HW to turn in"

How I See It: This week’s math homework? Calculate how much money Mark Sanchez made in last Sunday’s 5-interception debacle. For the game and per interception. We’ll let David handle this equation.