MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Lindsey Vonn
"This is the BEST day of my LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks to everyone who helped and supported me along the way!!!!!!..."

How I See It: You got a few more to win.

Apolo Ohno
"I felt better tonight. It's improving day by day- I'll feel physically better this saturday than I did last. @shanidavis2010 you amaze me"

How I See It: What happened to the Anton in your name? Did you get divorced?

Keith Eloi
"Shaun white is not human!!!! Tha kid is in his own world!!!!"

How I See It: His twin Carrot Top isn't human either.

Vernon Davis
"As I was working out last nite I saw this guy with Maryland football sweats on. I asked him did he play there, he said his brother did."

How I See It: "Cool story, Hansel."

Rashad Jennings
"about to hit the sack"

How I See It: Me too. Good night, everybody.

Orlando Hudson
"Twins land second baseman Hudson | twinsbaseball.com: News http://bit.ly/cpiBCf"

How I See It: I had nothing against you up until this point, Orlando. Enjoy the snow ball in March.

Rashad McCants
"Habitual line steppers!!!!"

How I See It: The man may be a bit of a bust, but anybody who references Chappelle's Show is a winner in my book.

Cliff Avril
"Man Im tryin to go to the beach but I think I need a nap or somethin..."

How I See It: Is the beach going somewhere?

Shaun Phillips
"FML is all I have to say. South beach is some bullshit. In a good way of course."

How I See It: This tweet is garbage. In a good way of course.

Rashad Jennings
"The Book Of Eli was a Great movie! anybody seen it?"

How I See It: Actually no.

John Thornton
"Barbershop tattoo. Local barber is a true Bengals fan"

How I See It: Or a Steelers fan who lost a terrible bet.

Warren Sapp
"brb y'all"

How I See It: This is when you know you tweet too much.

Darrell Green
"Hope you all are doing well! I've been busy training in Florida :) Blessings to all the Skins fans still going strong!"

How I See It: I know there's Julio Franco and what not, but, Darrell, what are you training for?

Zac Diles
"Yo they are about to throw that nigerian dude under the jail after seein all his damn charges..."

How I See It: ...well yeah.

Rashad Jennings
"Watchin Friends at the moment, about to run some errands for my Mom."

How I See It: My Friday is better than an NFL player's is!

Fabian Washington
"Shake-N-Bake"

How I See It: Nope, Hamburger Helper. Check and checkmate.

Pat Fitzgerald
"On the recruiting trail- I'll be all over the country throughout the next month wrapping up our 2010 recruiting class! GO CATS!"

How I See It: Get. A. Kicker!

John Daly
"15 hours or a little over 1,000 miles"

How I See It: Common sense says that John's flying, but he could legitimately weigh a plane down that severely.

Bill Romanowski
"Getting ready for the Raiders Press Conference. Tune in to Comcast at 12pm PST."

How I See It: Over/under on the number of Jagerbombs he's "getting ready with": 6.

Brandon Jennings
"#MM BOW WOW ft PLEASURE P- I'm gon make it"

How I See It: And the Rookie of the Year goes to...Tyreke Evans. No Bow Wow fan will get my vote.

Larry Fitzgerald
"Detroit really isnt the most happening place 2 b.Its cold & snowing.We gotta take care of business 2morrow.Get a win & get home!"

How I See It: Larry Fitzgerald has been in Detroit for no more than 2 days and he already can’t wait to leave.

Stuart Schweigert
"HAHAHA Did anyone see Wyoming's incredibly blown coverage in the New Mexico Bowl?"

How I See It: Honestly, don't think anyone saw that.

Michael Waltrip
"The Cowboys will win. Wana bet ?"

How I See It: Um, yes please.

Shaun Phillips
"@qbkilla happy bday."

How I See It: Happy Birthday, Warren Sapp. The Bucs could still use you.

Brandon Jennings
"Sbhcdbjdsjovfbcdbsjhdcjvfbhvdhxcbsvfbvfj"

How I See It: I agree whole-heartedly.

Brandon Jennings
"What's been athletes problems lately??? Women! For all athletes just make sure she's the right one. That's all, and make sure your ready"

How I See It: That year abroad taught Young Money more than we thought.

Kevin Durant
"Ay who is Natalie Nunn..i seen her on worldstar hiphop.."

How I See It: This isn't going anywhere pretty.

Chansi Stuckey
"today was such a great day for travel"

How I See It: And sarcasm.

Trent Shelton
"Bout to eat this wishburger...yea wish I had a hamburger bun guess this bread gonna have to do lol"

How I See It: This is the first Trent Shelton tweet I've enjoyed in quite some time.

Shelden Williams
"He also said that he told them there is no tooth fairy either!! Kill all their child dreams early scal wow"

How I See It: If your child's dreams consist of only Santa and the Tooth Fairy, they have a rough ride ahead of them.

Steven Jackson
"Time for some real food. Reese's and snickers held me down on the flight."

How I See It: Is this what the Rams feed their players on travel days? Do we now officially know why St. Louis is 1-11?

Jalen Rose
"College to NFL success? The only heisman trophy winner since 1999 that is currently starting in the NFL is Carson Palmer(2002)-"

How I See It: Depends how you define “success.” Reggie Bush dated (is still dating?) Kim Kardashian. Does that count?

Ryan Grant
"All you Chicagoians lol should be ashamed..its not even cold here..I'd go swim in lake Michigan right now lol..hahahah who is coming with me"

How I See It: Today, it was in the high 70’s in Florida, and I almost broke out the hot chocolate. Not sure if I have a right to make any comments on Grant’s Tweet.

Brandon Jennings
"Good thing bout Xmas now a days I have no worries. I can buy watever I want, if I wanted to."

How I See It: It’s good to know Brandon has learned humility so early in his career.

Ron Artest
"Was tiger woods set up nationally by haters!!!? Was this a well thought out plan at tigers image?"

How I See It: Knew it: Phil Mickelson just couldn’t stand playing second fiddle to Tiger anymore.

DeAndre Jordan
"Yo mama soooooooo dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!"

How I See It: Heard that one in third grade. Cool, DeAndre.

Shelden Williams
"Dang I didn't get a lot of ideas for the dc tixs giveaway.....guess people in dc don't wanna c the boston/wizards game tomorrow"

How I See It: When you see the Wizards play, you’ll know why.

Brandon Jennings
"Man Jo I like all type. Of women. God made beautiful women"

How I See It: Brandon thinks he’s Tiger Woods.

Sean May
"Great day to be a king."

How I See It: Does Chris Webber still play for you guys? Or have I not seen the Kings play for a good six years?

Ryan Grant
"And on the Birthday lol..no biggie must beat the 'da bears lol"

How I See It: Grant turning 28 today … and Jay Cutler is almost on pace for 28 interceptions this season. I’ll take the Packers.

Ray Rice
"As a man I would like to apologize the fans of green bay you can't judge a book by it's cover and for me to talk about your city was wrong"

How I See It: Man to another man, they probably deserved it.

Darnell Dockett
"What's up world, I'm gonna hit the weights like they do in jail, shirt off, loud music (jeezy) tattoos showing.Monday night Football -> YES"

How I See It: Hmmmmmm.

Brandon Jennings
"Tiger Woods, is still the MAN! SHADY!"

How I See It: Tiger thanks you for your support, Young Money.

Justin Forsett
"It's a great morning finish lifting and got a huge cake shipped to me this morning"

How I See It: All that work down the drain.

Joe Lauzon
"Going to get blood work done today... lets hope I didn't catch any Hep or HIV"

How I See It: Stay classy, Joe.