MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Santonio Holmes
"Party on the beach, party animal let em off the leash!"

How I See It: I’m sure this is exactly what Mike Tomlin wants to hear about his wide receiver.

Dustin Keller
"@nickmangold haha I thought an offensive lineman would appreciate any type of meal"

How I See It: Way to be a good teammate, Dustin.

Evan Oglesby
"If ur n Miami. Holla at me"

How I See It: Holla.

David Garrard
"Great career by Kurt Warner. Living proof of never let anyone tell you, you can't do something. Much respect!!"

How I See It: David Garrard is also living proof: I would have told you a few weeks ago that he would never play in a Pro Bowl, and yet here he is as the 400th replacement quarterback for the AFC. You just never know.

Dhani Jones
"Dhani will be making a special LIVE appearance next week with one of his good friends. Stay tuned for more info!"

How I See It:I guess Dhani enjoys speaking in third person.

Russell Westbrook
"GEtting Dressed.... then headed too the Ford Center to play the Bobcats... LEts Get it!!!!"

How I See It: The Bobcats and Thunder! The NBA: where meaningless December games happen.

Renee Montgomery
"If ur rating a relationship and give it a 7.5, would that be considered high?"

How I See It: Should I start worrying that women rate their relationships?

Cliff Avril
"Just touchdown in San Fran.... Extremely too long of a flight..."

How I See It: Cliff sounds extremely too excited to be in San Francisco for this game.

June Jones
"ESPN SportsCenter Highlight Of The Night - SMU Blasts Nevada - http://bit.ly/8vo8Oa"

How I See It: There must have really been a lot of great sporting events that night!

Tony Hawk
"Just went to the grocery store and saw two separate incidents of bloody noses. One by Starbucks and one by the checkout line. The Happening?"

How I See It:Maybe The Happening. Maybe 24 Season 3. Or maybe just crazy shoppers throwing fists like Floyd Mayweather Jr. to get post-Christmas sales.

Nick Barnett
"Any big trades?"

How I See It: Sigh, yeah Nick. We've already sent your stuff to St. Louis.

Renee Montgomery
"Indecent Proposal: If someone offered you a million dollars to sleep with your husband/wife, what would you do? "

How I See It: For some guys, that million would be a bargain. Just ask Paul McCartney how much it cost him to sleep with his wife.

Christina Kim
"Just finished a 5mile run. Legs like jello hehehe. Love the inability to breathe, its freakin sweet! :-D "

How I See It: Jello is sweet, yes. Orange especially. And, by "inability", I'm sure Christina meant "ability". If not, somebody should check up on her.

Dhani Jones
"(via @AndrewWK) Party tip: Follow your instinct even if it feels crazy. Do what it tells you to do. No matter what, take that risk today!"

How I See It: Probably the worst tip in the history of tip-giving.

Pat Fitzgerald
"Proud to announce that SEVEN 'Cats were nominated to be Academic All-Americans this year!!"

How I See It: And Northwestern is a favorite to win the Academic BCS Championship. Gotta take what you can get I guess.