MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Shaun Phillips
"If people can't text and drive then woman shouldn't b able to put on make up while there driving. True statement. Lol.s"

How I See It: And men. Trust me, I've seen that.

C.J. Wilson
"Tiger wins "athlete of decade" from AP, "pimp of the year" by smooth magazine and "customer of the week" at hooters. Focus off economy!"

How I See It: And people said he was done...

Michael Waltrip
"im hosting a Christmas party at my house. josh grobin playing on the stereo, michael buble on deck. this feels like a night to remember"

How I See It: Nothing says party night like some love ballads.

Tommy Lasorda
" http://twitpic.com/tsk02 - I'm 82 years old and they still pitch around me."

How I See It: They pitch around you cause your gut blocks the plate.

Lindsey Berg
"Watching New Moon..."

How I See It: Get ready for a sparkly joke fest for a movie.

Tommy Lasorda
"http://twitpic.com/shpkh - I used to watch Bob Boone play third base at Stanford."

How I See It: Do either of you guys remember dinosaurs?

Mo Williams
"I love beating the bucks... It just feels good. Roll Tide!!!!"

How I See It: Cause that's such an accomplishment from a team that's supposed to go all the way.

Kevin Durant
"SOMEBODY HACKED MY PAGE..I DONT KNO WHO BUT IF SUMBODY HIT U..IT WASNT ME..SORRY"

How I See It: Aww, man. I thought you actually wanted to be my best friend.

Michelle Wie
"stats exam tomoro night!!! need to cram in last minute studying!! yikes......"

How I See It: Finally! An athlete I can relate to; I feel you Ms. Wie.

Aaron Maybin
"So The Million doller question is...what should i eat for dinner? I already know its gonna be a lot of somethin, lol. very hungry"

How I See It: Whatever it is, make sure it comes with a side of Spell Check.

Renee Montgomery
"I think kids should be allowed to play Wii in Phys Ed at school. what u think?"

How I See It: Renee, you're a pro athlete! I was expecting something more along the lines of having kids run 50 suicides in gym class.

Thomas Howard
"I just re-watched our Game against the Bengals in 2006. Nnamdi had a hell of a year in 06. Mike Huff in the box playing Strong Safety..."

How I See It: I knew things were bad in Oakland, but damn.

Tommy Lasorda
"I played in Puerto Rico for four different teams during Winter Ball: Mayaguez, Santurce, Ponce and Caguas."

How I See It: Omitted: "before the Bay of Pigs."

Nate Clements
"do anybody have suggestions for rapid hair growth?"

How I See It: Stop getting haircuts.

Willie Anderson
"@OGOchoCinco When we doing Fatburger Friday Lunch with your followers?"

How I See It: Subway for you sir.

John Calipari
"I was happy how we overcame the 18-point deficit."

How I See It: The joy just explodes from this tweet, Coach Cal.

Jalen Rose
"My recap on Pacquiao-Cotto... it's time to see Pacquiao-Mayweather...who's with me?"

How I See It: Everybody but Floyd.

Bryant McKinnie
"Just touched down! The shortest flight I've ever been on. Real Talk! 17min!"

How I See It: Where'd you fly? Target?

Tommy Lasorda
"Congratulations to Royal's P Zack Greinke for winning the AL Cy Young. I managed 2 NL Cy Young winners: Fernando ('81) and Hershiser ('88)"

How I See It: I'll remember that the next time I play Trivial Pursuit. Talk about irrelevant.

Frank Trigg
"RT @JeremyBorash: Amy Winehouse just got breast implants. Heard they went in through her nose."

How I See It: I'm sorry I made fun of your horrible fashion sense last week. You're funny.

Tommy Lasorda
"http://twitpic.com/mwui9 - Congratulations to Pete Carroll and the Trojans on another win last night. He will have his team ready for the BC"

How I See It: We say this every year. It's as true as you are old.

Thurman Thomas
"Yankees r great for Sports!!!!!!!!!"

How I See It: I spent some time trying to justify his statement. Even using the most outlandish arguments, I couldn't.

Dara Torres
"My jinx is back, so turning off the game so the Yanks will win!!"

How I See It: I wanna cry Dara, I really do. Why would you do that?????? How I wish you left your TV on, or gave Scott Kazmir your arm so he didn't airmail that throw. That was epic.

Thurman Thomas
"I’m I paying for theseGitmo detainees on trial, let them rots"

How I See It: Hey Rush Limbaugh, can we send the statue of you at Ralph Wilson Stadium to Guantanamo? That thing is disgusting, Thurman. Let it rot.

Kerron Clement
"All is not lost…still the 3rd half…"

How I See It: Yeah but if it gets to a 4th or 5th half, then we can probably say that all is lost.

Tommy Lasorda
"I love the MLB Network. They are replaying the 1978 NLCS right now where the Dodgers beat the Phillies."

How I See It: Tommy, sorry to break it to you, but you are the only one watching.

Nate Robinson
"Just woke up this morning gotta thax God I dnt no but 2day seems kinda add, no bark n from da dog no smog momma cook n breakfast wit no hog!"

How I See It: If anyone can make any sense of this, I say that you can try out for the Knicks. Actually even if you can’t make any sense of this, you still can try out for the Knicks.

Mark May
"USC as usual dominating ND"

How I See It: Mark May as usual bashing Notre Dame and promoting USC.

Andre Iguodala
"I just made jrue holiday sing happy bday to moms over the phone! Did I got too far?"

How I See It: Only if he had to sing it like Marilyn Monroe did to JFK.

Rashad McCants
"If I wasn't a ball player I would be a leader for the kids that wanna be leaders! What is it that you wanna be? Are you who you wanna be?"

How I See It: Damn Rashad, are you even who you wanna be?

Josh Childress
"@zaza27 you can't even carry 3 credit cards in your jeans cuz they are so tight."

How I See It: So this is how rich people rag on each other? Josh made a valiant effort, but Zaza's "your gator shoes are so slick you can't even drive your Aston Martin" definitely wins out.

Thurman Thomas
"514,000 people claimed unemployment last week.Prez O is really creating them jobs!!!!"

How I See It: He's created one for you, Thurman. Without Obama, how would you be able to bitch and moan all day?

Tommy Lasorda
"I can't wait to see Clayton Kershaw tonight on the hill of thrills!"

How I See It: Tommy Lasorda has a Twitter?