MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Venus Williams
"I love putting things on the wish list on online shopping website. I figure I have 1000's of items in cyber baskets all over the web..."

How I See It: Venus, aren't you capable of fulfilling all your wishes with your millions of dollars?

Kevin Boss
"Why the heck can't we get the game live on the westcoast?"

How I See It: NBC is ruining the Olympics for us. It is too hard to go all day without finding out who won the competitions. Just show it live!

Darnell Dockett
"Why is my Mac book Pro moving slow and drag? Now I can't watch beyonce videos, it moving like its chopped and screwd!!! Do mac get virus?"

How I See It: Not sure because I'm a PC.

Nick Mangold
"For all my LOST fans. Does anyone have a good LOST message board so I can read up on other views and what not?"

How I See It: Don't bother Nick, you will only get more confused. It is your destiny to just watch the show and let things unfold.

Kenny Moore
"Whatever happend to the rapper Chingy????"

How I See It: He's just been chillin' at the Holiday Inn.

Bret Hedican
"Parise seals it with empty netter!! Awesome USA advances!!! Huge for American Hockey!! Congrats boys!"

How I See It: Only two wins away from the gold.

Nick Mangold
"Final thought for the day. We drive on parkways and we park on driveways. Think about it......."

How I See It: You knew the Jets can run the ball. But you didn’t know that Aristotle snaps the ball to Mark Sanchez on every play.

Terrence Williams
"My UAV is online"

How I See It: I really hope he is talking about Call of Duty and not a real unmanned aerial vehicle. Please.

Donte Whitner
"I go in my direction!"

How I See It:I hope that direction is down. Because if so you are on the right team: the Buffalo Bills, with new coach Chan Gailey.

Kevin Durant
"I SEE POLOW DA DON, MYA AND ALL THESE CELEBS AT DA LAKERS, CAVS GAMES..WHAT ABOUT OKC GAMES?WE GOT A GREAT CROWD AND WE PLAY HARD EVERYNITE"

How I See It: So does my high school basketball team, and Jack Nicholson doesn’t come to our games.

Chad Ochocinco
"@andyroddick so when do you want to make this tennis match happen, I'm sure we can raise money for our charities (you'll lose to)"

How I See It: Child please.

Jennie Finch
"I am such a sappy mama! Every yes on American Idol = tears rolling down my face... I'm pathetic. Meanwhile Casey is thinking Im ridiculous!"

How I See It: Crying because of American Idol...really?

Nick Mangold
"Biggest Loser Time!"

How I See It: The Jets are going to be the biggest loser come Sunday.

Chad Ochocinco
"yo follow my home boys @itsfrankiebaby and @ricom15"

How I See It: yo why would I want to do that?

Aaron Maybin
"Congratulations to My New Head Coach Chan Gailey on getting the job today. Excited to see what new defensive scheme he implements for us"

How I See It: You won't be so excited about him come this time next year...5-11 in 2010?

Deandre Jordan
"Yes or No? I think I'll look cleeeeaaaaannnnn! http://moby.to/9t279t"

How I See It: Hell Yes!

Michael Waltrip
"I pitched a new show to the Speed executives. Its called Speedo. Me Spencer and Larry Mac interviewing fans in the infields in our bikinis."

How I See It: Can Danica Patrick be a host too?

Kenny Moore
"Haha I hate u"

How I See It: Kenny just tweeted this to his entire following base. Boom goes the dynamite.

Chevis Jackson
"chillin on the sofa... gettin ready for american idol!!!"

How I See It:Hopefully your pants aren’t on the ground.

Josh Cox
"NYTimes: Behavior: Too Much Sitting Shortens Lives, Study Suggests http://s.nyt.com/u/rTO"

How I See It: Can I start writing my will tomorrow, or will that be too late?

Nick Mangold
"Biggest Loser time!s"

How I See It: Somebody sign up Rex Ryan.

Fabian Washington
"At Ruth Chris. I'm hungry as a hostage. I'm going in"

How I See It: If actual hostages were treated to Ruth Chris steaks, the world would be a much better place.

Dan Ellis
"Jamming to Dave Matthews... Its not easy to play the car drums, drive, sing and tweet at the same time... Messes up my drum solo"

How I See It: Yeah I hate when that happens. Side note: if you happen to be near Dan Ellis, get off the road. Now.

Nick Mangold
"So who do you all have in the upcoming big college game?"

How I See It: I’m pumped for Central Michigan and Troy too! I like CMU. Don’t know what other game you could be talking about.

Andrew Bogut
"Is it inappropriate to own a Water Pistol? What about if I had one in my locker and I sprayed someone with it? Im thinkin a SUPER SOAKER?"

How I See It: Oh no he didn’t!

Nazr Mohammed
"I've officially been up for 24hrs. Can't wait to get to a bed. Maybe I can get an hour nap on the plane. Usually don't sleep well on planes"

How I See It: 24 hours? Looks like we have a young Jack Bauer in the making.

Renee Montgomery
"@KevinDurant35 Hello there. u are being followed"

How I See It: In a non-Twitter setting, this would be beyond creepy.

Serena Williams
"I'm getting sick"

How I See It: Just threaten the germs till they act right.

Nick Mangold
"@jayfeely whatcha all talkin about?"

How I See It: We covered this yesterday, Nick. Don't get this guy started.

Visanthe Shiancoe
"Target it is!!!"

How I See It: Unless you're buying an entire Target, I'm going to be very upset.

Jennie Finch
"Lord help me and my sweet potato pie craving!"

How I See It: I just said the same thing! So weird you asked for more sweet potato pie too.....oh.

Venus Williams
"@bigmacvikings what are you reading for bible study?"

How I See It: Big Mac left his Quran at home, Venus. So I think it's safe to say he'll be bringing The Bible.

Bill Stewart
""Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.” - Tom Landry"

How I See It: We couldn't have gotten a better Landry quote here? That's like quoting Ali saying "I love boxing. I love boxing a whole lot."

Ottis Anderson
"Who's checking me out on comedy central tonight? Someone cries and not from laughing...but it will b funny"

How I See It: An exercise in self-promotion futility.

Nick Mangold
"@DUSTINKELLER81 pee in the subway of course"

How I See It: Jeez, Dustin, how could you not know that?

Chris Johnson
"Ladies, does CJ have a chance? RT @ChrisJohnson28: Come on man baddest chick in the game I luv alica"

How I See It: A chance? That 0-6 record says no.