MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

DeAndre Jordan
"Yo mama soooooooo dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!"

How I See It: Heard that one in third grade. Cool, DeAndre.

Shelden Williams
"Dang I didn't get a lot of ideas for the dc tixs giveaway.....guess people in dc don't wanna c the boston/wizards game tomorrow"

How I See It: When you see the Wizards play, you’ll know why.

Brandon Jennings
"Man Jo I like all type. Of women. God made beautiful women"

How I See It: Brandon thinks he’s Tiger Woods.

Sean May
"Great day to be a king."

How I See It: Does Chris Webber still play for you guys? Or have I not seen the Kings play for a good six years?

Ryan Grant
"And on the Birthday lol..no biggie must beat the 'da bears lol"

How I See It: Grant turning 28 today … and Jay Cutler is almost on pace for 28 interceptions this season. I’ll take the Packers.

Charlie Villanueva
"downloading music, whats a hot song to download? need tracks for my ipod"

How I See It: Right now, “Bad Romance” by Lady GaGa is number one on the iTunes Top 100 songs. “Bad Romance”—also the story between the Pistons and free agent acquisition Charlie V, who are tied for last in the Central division.

Kerron Clement
"Where my Gator Haters at. If you not a Gator your Gator Bait."

How I See It: Right here, Kerron. I'm admit I'm a big hater.

Thurman Thomas
"Remember when Bama didn't allow Black athletes... I'm just saying"

How I See It: Sounds like a rational reason to root for Florida. Or not at all.

John Thornton
"Now we gotta listen to 3 hrs of Tebow lovefest."

How I See It: If you can’t catch Saturday’s “lovefest,” head to your local church Sunday morning.

Mark May
"PITT PLAYING LIKE THE PANTHERS TODAY DEFENSE AWESOME"

How I See It: I think we can all agree this tweet was a bit premature. Unless giving up 45 points is “awesome” defense.

Ron Artest
"On December 4th Ron Artest is having a party at a secret location. It's called"December Dimes" email me for free tickets or for location!!"

How I See It: Um, I’m busy on December 4th I think. Yeah definitely.

Shayla Worley
"I like sleeping in on staurdays and I love college football game, I love not actin my age and good barbecue."

How I See It: We should definitely meet.

Mark May
"My best picks for next ND coach KIRK FERENCE,BOB STOOPS,TONY DUNGY"

How I See It: But if Charlie Weis is fired, what will you tweet about?

Larry Fitzgerald
"Taking off!Its a Business trip headed to Tennessee. Hit u guys when we make it in! Cardinals Nation stand up!"

How I See It: Cardinals Nation will try to stand up, but it gets pretty crowded on that bandwagon.

Ottis Anderson
"so, talk to me what was the best deal you found on black friday? best deal you are still looking for?"

How I See It: The best deal? Not participating in Black Friday shopping at all. Saves me the most money every time.

Larry Fitzgerald
"Whats up people. Were in St.Louis with some downtime before meetings. Hopefully we can leave here 7-3 tomorrow."

How I See It: If you don’t leave 7-3 after playing the Rams, then the NFC West should be banned from the playoffs.

Mark May
"That does it for charlie.....NEXT!!!!!!!"

How I See It: The day Charlie Weis is fired will be the happiest day of Mark May’s life.

Andrew Bogut
"First Day of rehab. Doing everything I can to be back sooner than later. Time to Ice and Stem some more. Go BUCKS lets get one in Elvistown."

How I See It: This is probably the only tweet today about the “Bucks” not referring to Ohio State.

Thurman Thomas
"Can I read the bill somewhere, is it online, c-span, etc...."

How I See It: Referring to the health bill I assume. You’d be the only one to read it probably. Including members of Congress.

Warren Sapp
"Trouble In Buckeye Land!! GO Big Blue!!!"

How I See It: If only Warren could have put on some pads for the Maize and Blue. 251 yards rushing today for the Bucks against the Wolverines.

John Thornton
"Like I said back in September, the best WR in. the city of Pittsburgh, plays for the Pitt Panthers. Watch the next great one peeps"

How I See It: Hines Ward went back to college?

Thurman Thomas
"Have u ever been alone and farted, then laughed!!!!!"

How I See It: No.

Mark May
"BAMA ROLANDO MCCLAIN THE NEXT RAY LEWIS"

How I See It: And I’m the next Rick Reilly.

Matt Hasselbeck
"The police security guard for my floor is wearing a big bullet proof vest. Something I should know about?"

How I See It: If you get arrested, blame the refs, Matt (Super Bowl XL reference, thank you very much).

Freddy Adu
"Yo that movie 2012 was tight. This whole 2012 thing scares me though im not gonna lie"

How I See It: Yeah if the Mayans are right, Freddy won’t make it to his what…12th birthday?

Roger Clemens
"Congrats to the Yanks, Mr. Steinbrenner, and family! It had to be in the cards with breaking in the new yankee stadium. "

How I See It: Roger Clements tweets?

Mark May
"Charlie Weis should be fired if he loses AGIAN to Navy for a second time in 3yrs and twice in a row at home!!!!!!"

How I See It: About half of Mark May’s tweets are dedicated to bashing Notre Dame. And I love it.

Ryan Grant
"And we r off.....tampa be ready"

How I See It: Honestly, I don’t think Tampa will ever be ready for anything resembling a football game this season.

Pat Fitzgerald
"CATS WIN!! Thanks to all the NU students and fans who made it to the game! GO CATS!!"

How I See It: Great win by Northwestern and Coach Fitz, but I think we can all now admit that Iowa is terrible and that they could easily have less than four wins right now.

Chad Ochocinco
"OCNN : I didn't want any road blocks in there careers but its my time to shine in the music industry? Esteban is signed to Child Pleeze rcds"

How I See It: As long as Chad keeps on catching touchdowns, we can forgive him for calling himself Esteban and for living in his own world.

Thurman Thomas
"I’m I paying for theseGitmo detainees on trial, let them rots"

How I See It: Hey Rush Limbaugh, can we send the statue of you at Ralph Wilson Stadium to Guantanamo? That thing is disgusting, Thurman. Let it rot.

Kerron Clement
"All is not lost…still the 3rd half…"

How I See It: Yeah but if it gets to a 4th or 5th half, then we can probably say that all is lost.

Tommy Lasorda
"I love the MLB Network. They are replaying the 1978 NLCS right now where the Dodgers beat the Phillies."

How I See It: Tommy, sorry to break it to you, but you are the only one watching.

Nate Robinson
"Just woke up this morning gotta thax God I dnt no but 2day seems kinda add, no bark n from da dog no smog momma cook n breakfast wit no hog!"

How I See It: If anyone can make any sense of this, I say that you can try out for the Knicks. Actually even if you can’t make any sense of this, you still can try out for the Knicks.

Mark May
"USC as usual dominating ND"

How I See It: Mark May as usual bashing Notre Dame and promoting USC.