MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Ivan Babikov
"Raining hard in Whistler this morning. We'll get wet and cold skiing today"

How I See It: Safe bet.

Jose Canseco
"There is just too many of you to help at one sitting! I have to run. Enjoy your day!"

How I See It: How screwed up must your life be when you're willing to stand IN LINE for help from Jose Canseco?

Martellus Bennett
"second bowl is always better than the 1st"

How I See It: Never lied about that.

Michael Waltrip
"I was just reminded that I had asparagus last evening."

How I See It: Some very subtle humor from Mr. Waltrip.

Chad OchoCinco Johnson
"Man I am gonna be on with the homie @revis24 on first take also, this is gonna be cool"

How I See It: Is Darrelle gonna shut you down on there too?

Matt Forte
"I'm hungrier than a hostage right now!"

How I See It: Matt doesn’t realize he is a hostage ... held captive by Lovie Smith and the Bears offense.

Chad Ochocinco
"Man its always a line on the damn runway, the pilot need to go around these lil planes like we in traffic in NY, honk damit!! Smh"

How I See It: I guess Bengals just have a hard time getting past jets.

Darrell Green
"Shout out to the winter Olympic games. I am really enjoying them. Go USA!"

How I See It: Can we sign Darrell up to run sprints in the 2012 Olympics? I know he is in his mid 40’s, but he might be our only chance against Usain Bolt.

Bret Hedican
"If you ever get to Vancouver you have to check out the Aquarium! Great place & amazing Baluga Whales! http://tweetphoto.com/12000053"

How I See It: C’mon Bret ... the aquarium during the Olympics? Unless you are going to see Michael Phelps, you have to dedicate yourself to watching the games!

Eric Wright
"Man I hate it when sumbody call u from a new # and leave a message like "Wassup its me, hit me back asap".. Who the hell is me??!! #idiots"

How I See It: Really reaching here.

Johnny Weir
"Ready to enjoy a day outside the rink. Going to hang out with my family and get some work done. Thank you again to everyone!"

How I See It: Isn't your work inside the rink?

Chad OchoCinco Johnson
"This is ridiculous, she needs a damn OSCAR for this performance she putting on, I quit porn to be with him, girl SHUT THE FRONT DOOR"

How I See It: I thought Chad was watching soap operas for a minute. But then I turned on ESPN.

Joe Lauzon
"I lied. max bet was $25 ... so did that. My "bookie" couldn't do the $50 "

How I See It: Do the feds check Twitter?

Vernon Davis
"Oh snaps I got my own USA Olympic Warm up jacket and it has my name on the bac as well!"

How I See It: $89.99 at your local Finish Line.

Fabian Washington
"Laugh have fun life is to short to be bitter and sour"

How I See It: Apparently life is also too short for Fabian to include the second “o” in “too.”

Kirk Morrison
"Is it me or do the Cleveland Cavaliers do at least 5 minutes worth of handshakes before the game. That's too much to remember."

How I See It: Good thing you don’t play for the Browns. You’d be out of there within ten minutes for insulting LeBron and the Cavs. Just like Braylon Edwards, except without a police investigation.

Shawn Johnson
"Thank you all SO SO much for joining me on the live chat!!! You ha some amazing questions... Love you guys!!"

How I See It: I love you too!

Chad Ochocinco
"@terrellowens - the cat is out the bag son, 85 and 81 = WTF"

How I See It: 85 + 81 = Lots of $$$ in fines for the NFL.

Shaun Phillips
"? ?????? ??????? ???????, ? ?????"

How I See It: How insightful.

Bubba Watson
"Any one want to eat lunch @dirtybirdspb it's on me be there at 12:00 high noon!!!"

How I See It: Do they deliver to Texas?

Shawne Merriman
"Haha I meant a photoshoot I don't carry guns no need too"

How I See It: Except for your left and right arms.

Zac Diles
"Gotta love Houston... If you don't just take a look outside and your mind will change..."

How I See It: There is nothing better than 100 percent humidity.

David Garrard
"In the pro bowl."

How I See It: Only after four other quarterbacks dropped. You should feel special.

Chad Ochocinco
"If I had @BillGates income id steal the cruise ship OASIS OF THE SEA and bring all my twitter fans n party till coast guard come arrest us"

How I See It: Why do you need money to steal something. I'm confused, but I am down to join Ocho if this ever happens.

Nick Mangold
"Final thought for the day. We drive on parkways and we park on driveways. Think about it......."

How I See It: You knew the Jets can run the ball. But you didn’t know that Aristotle snaps the ball to Mark Sanchez on every play.

Terrence Williams
"My UAV is online"

How I See It: I really hope he is talking about Call of Duty and not a real unmanned aerial vehicle. Please.

Donte Whitner
"I go in my direction!"

How I See It:I hope that direction is down. Because if so you are on the right team: the Buffalo Bills, with new coach Chan Gailey.

Kevin Durant
"I SEE POLOW DA DON, MYA AND ALL THESE CELEBS AT DA LAKERS, CAVS GAMES..WHAT ABOUT OKC GAMES?WE GOT A GREAT CROWD AND WE PLAY HARD EVERYNITE"

How I See It: So does my high school basketball team, and Jack Nicholson doesn’t come to our games.

Chad Ochocinco
"@andyroddick so when do you want to make this tennis match happen, I'm sure we can raise money for our charities (you'll lose to)"

How I See It: Child please.

Jennie Finch
"I am such a sappy mama! Every yes on American Idol = tears rolling down my face... I'm pathetic. Meanwhile Casey is thinking Im ridiculous!"

How I See It: Crying because of American Idol...really?

Nick Mangold
"Biggest Loser Time!"

How I See It: The Jets are going to be the biggest loser come Sunday.

Chad Ochocinco
"yo follow my home boys @itsfrankiebaby and @ricom15"

How I See It: yo why would I want to do that?

Aaron Maybin
"Congratulations to My New Head Coach Chan Gailey on getting the job today. Excited to see what new defensive scheme he implements for us"

How I See It: You won't be so excited about him come this time next year...5-11 in 2010?

Deandre Jordan
"Yes or No? I think I'll look cleeeeaaaaannnnn! http://moby.to/9t279t"

How I See It: Hell Yes!

Jason Grilli
"Registered for Sports Marketing Class. Should be easy subject matter being I will be living it every day. Thank you Cathy for your help!"

How I See It: I went into Physics class thinking that same way. Didn't turn out too well though.

Donte Green
"my new name is swagger mcdagger. holla at ya boi. nap time. COS!!! CUSE!!! KINGS!!! lol"

How I See It: -1 for Donte. #IMJUSTSAYING.

Chad OchoCinco
"Can someone please tweet @dadecountyboyz and tell my lil brother to call me please, he can't see my tweets I guess"

How I See It: Chad, call him!

Rod Benson
"I just looked up the closest citibank to my current location. There are seven about 5 miles away... In Mexico."

How I See It: Imagine how much better your bank statement must look in pesos though.

Shayla Worley
"Ahh, it's cold!"

How I See It: I'll end on this note.

Roger Clemens
"Congrats to the Yanks, Mr. Steinbrenner, and family! It had to be in the cards with breaking in the new yankee stadium. "

How I See It: Roger Clements tweets?

Mark May
"Charlie Weis should be fired if he loses AGIAN to Navy for a second time in 3yrs and twice in a row at home!!!!!!"

How I See It: About half of Mark May’s tweets are dedicated to bashing Notre Dame. And I love it.

Ryan Grant
"And we r off.....tampa be ready"

How I See It: Honestly, I don’t think Tampa will ever be ready for anything resembling a football game this season.

Pat Fitzgerald
"CATS WIN!! Thanks to all the NU students and fans who made it to the game! GO CATS!!"

How I See It: Great win by Northwestern and Coach Fitz, but I think we can all now admit that Iowa is terrible and that they could easily have less than four wins right now.

Chad Ochocinco
"OCNN : I didn't want any road blocks in there careers but its my time to shine in the music industry? Esteban is signed to Child Pleeze rcds"

How I See It: As long as Chad keeps on catching touchdowns, we can forgive him for calling himself Esteban and for living in his own world.

Chad Ochocinco
"What a beautiful night to hang with all of cincy"

How I See It: If anybody could mean this literally, it's Chad.

Nazr Mohammed
"Just do me one favor! Never tell me sky's the limit, when there's foot prints on the moon!! ok!!! (via @RevRunWisdom)"

How I See It: That sounds more like @LilJon to me.

Joe Lauzon
"If you bite the zombie, is that the same as the zombie biting you? #zombie #whatif #fb"

How I See It: One too many shots to the head for Joe, at least that's what it sounds like.

Paige Mackenzie
"I had another tank under the white one...but when I started taking my top off next to the driving range I got a few sideways looks"

How I See It: If I was there, a full-on look woulda been given too.

Rashad McCants
"What do u wanna be remembered for in your life?"

How I See It: Well you know, now that you bring it up, last Tuesday's post was genius.