MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Shannon Rowbury
"Clueless was my #1 recommendation on Netflix. I don't know what to make of that"

How I See It: Looks like Netflix did a pretty good job.

Candace Parker
"I need some motivation folks...."

How I See It: Definitely looking in the wrong place.

Keith Eloi
"Extremely crunk right now becuz I'm on my way to see my daughter that I haven't seen in almost two years!!!! Gonna have a real good weekend!"

How I See It: "Crunk" isn't really the word I'd use, but good for you, Keith.

Jessica Mendoza
"Is it bad that I just got my dinner through the sample lines at costco?"

How I See It: I think you know the answer to that.

Russell Westbrook
"Dinner time...wat y'all thinkin??"

How I See It: Heard Costco has a sale for 100% off.

Candace Parker
"so we at da park and everyone is scared of prada cuz she is a rott and now everyone left! prada is the nicest dog ever mind you!"

How I See It: You shoulda brought Gucci the poodle. Maybe that would've made people more comfortable.

Donte Whitner
"I wanna chat on skype. Who has skype?"

How I See It: Uh, who doesn't?

Greg Olsen
"Got an early start on eagles..good practice today lookin forward to gettin on track"

How I See It: I hope you all practiced completing passes to the right team this time.

Zac Diles
"Wow I'm ranked 4,075,541 right now on COD wonder what it feels like to be #1.."

How I See It: COD = Call of Duty. Being #1 probably feels virginal, Mountain Dew-y and jittery.

Tie Domi
"In honour fo Friday the 13th- the 13 scariest NHLers"

How I See It: It's Monday bro.......please don't beat me up, please don't beat me up.

Frank Trigg
"I was wondering guys. gene wilder or Johnny dep as willy wonka?"

How I See It: Definitely Johnny Dep.

Candace Parker
"at da boston vs bulls game. man thisishard to cheer against my bulls....but my hubby wit da celtics so im ridin green!!!"

How I See It: If I didn't have a huge crush on you, Candace, I'd call you out for the Benedict Arnold you are.

Steve Slaton
"Can't please them all."

How I See It: True. Just ask Shawn Kemp.

Zac Diles
"Watchin thriller never gets old."

How I See It: Amen to that.