MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Fabian Washington
"Laugh have fun life is to short to be bitter and sour"

How I See It: Apparently life is also too short for Fabian to include the second “o” in “too.”

Kirk Morrison
"Is it me or do the Cleveland Cavaliers do at least 5 minutes worth of handshakes before the game. That's too much to remember."

How I See It: Good thing you don’t play for the Browns. You’d be out of there within ten minutes for insulting LeBron and the Cavs. Just like Braylon Edwards, except without a police investigation.

Shawn Johnson
"Thank you all SO SO much for joining me on the live chat!!! You ha some amazing questions... Love you guys!!"

How I See It: I love you too!

Chad Ochocinco
"@terrellowens - the cat is out the bag son, 85 and 81 = WTF"

How I See It: 85 + 81 = Lots of $$$ in fines for the NFL.

Shaun Phillips
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How I See It: How insightful.

Orlando Hudson
"Twins land second baseman Hudson | twinsbaseball.com: News http://bit.ly/cpiBCf"

How I See It: I had nothing against you up until this point, Orlando. Enjoy the snow ball in March.

Rashad McCants
"Habitual line steppers!!!!"

How I See It: The man may be a bit of a bust, but anybody who references Chappelle's Show is a winner in my book.

Cliff Avril
"Man Im tryin to go to the beach but I think I need a nap or somethin..."

How I See It: Is the beach going somewhere?

Shaun Phillips
"FML is all I have to say. South beach is some bullshit. In a good way of course."

How I See It: This tweet is garbage. In a good way of course.

Rashad Jennings
"The Book Of Eli was a Great movie! anybody seen it?"

How I See It: Actually no.

Floyd Mayweather
"Check out my new twitter page! Shout out to @SuccessJae & @KalikwestMedia for the custom design, Follow them they are Official!"

How I See It:Unless you are going to agree to fight Manny Pacquiao, I don’t care about your new Twitter page, what you have to say, or boxing in general. No, I will not be saying that to Floyd’s face. I think I'll lay low for a while.

Andy Roddick
"attention chris bosh.... us miami heat fans would greatly appreciate your services for the next 7-10.. that and having my boy @dwadeofficial"

How I See It:What about your boy Hedo Turkoglu? He’ll be lonely up in cold Toronto without Chris Bosh.

Bill Romanowski
"Jim Rome just asked me to be his guest tomorrow at ESPN's Jim Rome in Burning. I'll be on at 4:30pm EST."

How I See It: I think those two guys are more likely to fight on the program tomorrow than Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather Jr.

Shaun Phillips
"#itkills me when people follow me around a store."

How I See It: Yeah I hate when that happens.

Evan Lysacek
"Just finished taping Leno. Wanda Sykes is HILARITY at it's finest. Tune in tonight... NBC at 10."

How I See It: I’m with CoCo.

Donnie Avery
"Just seen about 6 chicks i kno in the New Slim Thug music video....lmao"

How I See It: And the Rams have 6 combined wins in the past three seasons. I know this is completely unrelated and entirely coincidental, but I had to point it out.

Shaun Phillips
"Give me some stuff to make fun of."

How I See It: How about the St. Louis Rams?

Thurman Thomas
"Don't ask,Dont Tell, Dont touch Me,Dont look At Me,Dont Call my Name, Dont get Behind Me,Dont, Dont,Dont"

How I See It:I’m not going to ask or tell what the message of this tweet is, because I have no idea. Does he support “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell?” Is he against it? Or maybe this is about Dwight Freeney’s injury?

Michael Strahan
"Been working on a campaign that hopefully will help a lot of people and inform them about something that could change their life."

How I See It: C’mon Mike. I'm pretty sure the last time you said this, you ended up in that weird Subway commercial singing opera with Justin Tuck. Let’s not do that again.

Jose Canseco
"Enough about me, lets talk about you and your life. What do you do? Where are you from? Lets talk about it.........."

How I See It: Am I at Guantanamo Bay right now?

Shaun Phillips
"If you wanna know why my skin stays so clear. I use kiehls products there the best."

How I See It: Um, thanks. Very subtle plug, Shaun.

Rod Benson
"Tim Tebow must have had "eye sex" with Todd McShay's girl at some point. Talk about a guy who hates another right now..."

How I See It: That’s a love triangle right there, kids. Senior Bowl style. Throw in Mel Kiper plus his slick head of hair and you have yourself a nice love pentagon.

Warren Sapp
"I LIKE IT!!!!! TODD MCSHAY!"

How I See It: Looks like Warren might want to make the McShay love polygon a hexagon.

Gary Williams
"His strict teachings on fundamentals was a very important part of myself and number of my teammates becoming head coaches"

How I See It: Gary Williams tweets?

Amer Delic
"Is it just me or is Dr. Andrews the only doctor available in the US? http://bit.ly/awgrPn #Sanchez #Jets"

How I See It:My conspiracy theory: James Andrews isn’t a real person, just an underground organization to which the sports world is at mercy. And “Dr. Andrews” is set to bring down the sports world by controlling all injuries. Can’t say I didn’t warn you.

Shaun Phillips
"Charging people to bring bags on an airplane is #somebullshit."

How I See It: Don't you make millions of dollars?

Renee Montgomery
"Mann I forgot my chapstick and was stuck lickin my lips for an hour bc I ain't wanna look like gucci man."

How I See It: Shots fired!

Vernon Davis
"Just got done working out y'all and now I'm hungry!"

How I See It: Shocker.

Connor Barwin
"Back Houston for the weekend...what should I do for dinner tonight??"

How I See It: Call Vernon. You all can work through this together.

Juan Pablo Montoya
"Eating in basil thai in downtown charlotte. Looks pretty good will see....eating by myself...."

How I See It: If you'd direct messaged Vernon and Connor, you wouldn't be alone.

Darrelle Revis
"How high is the sky?"

How I See It: Darrelle Revis: All-Pro cornerback and existentialist philosopher extraordinaire.

Jose Canseco
"The media is still trying to get hold of me to comment about Marks interview. They call me at all hours. Don't they think i sleep?"

How I See It: Poor Jose. I just know you have so much other important business to tend to.

Shaun Phillips
"Can someone find out who T pains stylist is. when u do look at them 2x then put your hand in the sky a slap them across the face. Thanks"

How I See It: Omitted: T-Pain's stylist is a Jets fan.

Emily Hughes
"More than 1,600 followers? This is great! Thank you all so much for your support! Nationals here I come...."

How I See It: Twitter finals?

Tony Hawk
"Happy MLK! I also have a dream... that we make it home through this storm safely"

How I See It: Bit of a stretch here.

Natalie Coughlin
"Dear Shannon Sharpe, what the heck are you wearing?"

How I See It: I’ve asked that same question countless times. If he wears a toga next time, it will probably be an upgrade.

Renee Montgomery
"Finished shopping for now. Time for the game. #Ravens"

How I See It: Shield your eyes, Renee. You shouldn’t have watched. Only adds salt in the wound for Baltimore fans still bitter about the Colts leaving town.

Chansi Stuckey
"All this smoke has given me a terrible headache"

How I See It: Looks like Chansi might already be getting into trouble in the offseason ... that’s what happens when you play for the Browns.

DeSean Jackson
"This guy reggie bush jus did sommmmmme sicccccc ass shit on dat TD............. I see u boi u got that wiggle out there swerv'n sheeeeesh"

How I See It: Translation: it was a very nice play by Reggie Bush.

Shaun Phillips
"The new phelps subway commercial should have him swimming to amsterdam lol."

How I See It: Now that is a funny tweet.

Larry Fitzgerald
"Detroit really isnt the most happening place 2 b.Its cold & snowing.We gotta take care of business 2morrow.Get a win & get home!"

How I See It: Larry Fitzgerald has been in Detroit for no more than 2 days and he already can’t wait to leave.

Stuart Schweigert
"HAHAHA Did anyone see Wyoming's incredibly blown coverage in the New Mexico Bowl?"

How I See It: Honestly, don't think anyone saw that.

Michael Waltrip
"The Cowboys will win. Wana bet ?"

How I See It: Um, yes please.

Shaun Phillips
"@qbkilla happy bday."

How I See It: Happy Birthday, Warren Sapp. The Bucs could still use you.

Brandon Jennings
"Sbhcdbjdsjovfbcdbsjhdcjvfbhvdhxcbsvfbvfj"

How I See It: I agree whole-heartedly.

Shaun Phillips
"If people can't text and drive then woman shouldn't b able to put on make up while there driving. True statement. Lol.s"

How I See It: And men. Trust me, I've seen that.

C.J. Wilson
"Tiger wins "athlete of decade" from AP, "pimp of the year" by smooth magazine and "customer of the week" at hooters. Focus off economy!"

How I See It: And people said he was done...

Michael Waltrip
"im hosting a Christmas party at my house. josh grobin playing on the stereo, michael buble on deck. this feels like a night to remember"

How I See It: Nothing says party night like some love ballads.

Tommy Lasorda
" http://twitpic.com/tsk02 - I'm 82 years old and they still pitch around me."

How I See It: They pitch around you cause your gut blocks the plate.

Lindsey Berg
"Watching New Moon..."

How I See It: Get ready for a sparkly joke fest for a movie.

Shaun Phillips
"My boy d fish got dunked on so bad the other night by cory brewer."

How I See It: Way to be supportive, Shaun.

Thurman Thomas
"The Democraps don't!!!!!!!!!!!!"

How I See It: And the Republicants can't.

Ryan Lochte
"Download "on fire" by lil wayne its fresh!"

How I See It: Ryan, I don't even know who you are. But you have excellent taste in music.

Bernard Berrian
"Dexter season finale. Outstanding. Opene a whole new story for next season"

How I See It: ...That's kinda the point.

Ryan Hunter-Reay
"I posted 89 photos on Facebook in the album "IZOD IndyCar Commercial Shoot" "

How I See It: I'll wait for the commercial.

Jonny Flynn
"Just ate an old fashion pre game meal. 3 peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches. Oh yea can't forget the milk"

How I See It: Proof positive that pro athletes are a different species. After 3 PB&Js, the last thing I want to do is run around.

Shaun Phillips
"No one should motivate you as much as you motivate yourself."

How I See It: Nice words, but the irony is killing me inside.

Freddy Adu
"Hey guys thanks for the support for sure. its gonna happen sooner or later i promise you that."

How I See It: You mean you being good?

Thomas Howard
"Man I just ordered a fresh batch of KFC's Hot Wings. A 20 Piece"

How I See It: [see "Jonny Flynn].

Kassim Osgood
"No seriously guys, I think you should all follow @ShaunPhillips95 cuz he gets **** done! Say hello to him peoples!"

How I See It: Imagine how much **** he'd get done if he didn't motivate people to not let people motivate them.