MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Floyd Mayweather
"Check out my new twitter page! Shout out to @SuccessJae & @KalikwestMedia for the custom design, Follow them they are Official!"

How I See It:Unless you are going to agree to fight Manny Pacquiao, I don’t care about your new Twitter page, what you have to say, or boxing in general. No, I will not be saying that to Floyd’s face. I think I'll lay low for a while.

Andy Roddick
"attention chris bosh.... us miami heat fans would greatly appreciate your services for the next 7-10.. that and having my boy @dwadeofficial"

How I See It:What about your boy Hedo Turkoglu? He’ll be lonely up in cold Toronto without Chris Bosh.

Bill Romanowski
"Jim Rome just asked me to be his guest tomorrow at ESPN's Jim Rome in Burning. I'll be on at 4:30pm EST."

How I See It: I think those two guys are more likely to fight on the program tomorrow than Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather Jr.

Shaun Phillips
"#itkills me when people follow me around a store."

How I See It: Yeah I hate when that happens.

Evan Lysacek
"Just finished taping Leno. Wanda Sykes is HILARITY at it's finest. Tune in tonight... NBC at 10."

How I See It: I’m with CoCo.

Fabian Washington
"Shake-N-Bake"

How I See It: Nope, Hamburger Helper. Check and checkmate.

Pat Fitzgerald
"On the recruiting trail- I'll be all over the country throughout the next month wrapping up our 2010 recruiting class! GO CATS!"

How I See It: Get. A. Kicker!

John Daly
"15 hours or a little over 1,000 miles"

How I See It: Common sense says that John's flying, but he could legitimately weigh a plane down that severely.

Bill Romanowski
"Getting ready for the Raiders Press Conference. Tune in to Comcast at 12pm PST."

How I See It: Over/under on the number of Jagerbombs he's "getting ready with": 6.

Brandon Jennings
"#MM BOW WOW ft PLEASURE P- I'm gon make it"

How I See It: And the Rookie of the Year goes to...Tyreke Evans. No Bow Wow fan will get my vote.

T.J. Ford
"Try to make our world a better place & continue to help people from the bottom of your heart.. WILL BE BLESSED IN RETURN!!"

How I See It: Or you could just help people because they need help.

Bill Romanowski
"I never missed a game in my entire 16 yrs of playing football because I worked with the top body specialists & elite nutrition experts."

How I See It: Expert nutrition. Yeah. That's what they call it.

Tito Ortiz
"Weighed 220 when I woke up.I will cut 8lbs tonight. Sleep off 1 1/2lbs.Run off the last 5lbs tomorrow.Yes I will eat a very little of food."

How I See It: 8 pounds in 1 day!? I couldn't lose that if I physically cut it off of me.

Kevin Durant
"#justbecause u tell me to follow u doesn't mean I have to!"

How I See It: You tell 'em, Kevin.

Kerron Clement
"It's kinda weird and awkward having someone watch you pee in a cup. But that what pro athletes have to go thru. And I'm used to it now."

How I See It: And the winner of Tweet of the Day is...

Bill Romanowski
"Mike Singletary did the right choice of letting Alex Smith to start because he can push the ball down field"

How I See It: I'm going to hold my tongue. Don't want to get spit on.

Meaghan Francella
"Holy smokes!! Literally!! Fire in the kitchen during breakfast. Here comes the fire dept!"

How I See It: Was the fire coming off of a burning bush? I'm missing the literally holy part.

Michael Waltrip
"im lame. i pick 2 and a half men over mnf. looser"

How I See It: I feel bad for Mike right here. Before Twitter, only his family could make fun of his questionable taste in TV.

Ron Artest
"I'll u stream and tokbox my haircut tonight and maybe tinychat"

How I See It: I feel bad for everybody here. Before Twitter, UStream, Tokbox and pretty much the entire internet, only Ron's barber had to watch Ron get a haircut.

Martellus Bennett
"Damn I jus woke up. Geez missed a couple of things on my to do list"

How I See It: Ya think?

Darnell Dockett
"My family depends on me and my temmates. There are some people saying I might get traded if so then it is what it is. But any team I go to I will make better I'm a true work horse hands down. I play hard for my head coach and coaches, russ grimm, john lot and my teammates"

How I See It: Gotta give it up, class act. He's dealt with a lot in his life, including the nickname, "Fart Box"

Vernon Davis
"Here's the painting I'm working on, wanted to give y'all a peak! http://twitpic.com/ljfxg"

How I See It: Guess he was trying out a second career before he started catching passes this year.

Kevin Johnson
"City Insider : Newsom gives KJ lots and lots of San Francisco treats http://bit.ly/Ka970"

How I See It: The list of stuff KJ got cause he lost his bag almost tops the list of stuff I've lost in SF. P.S. I never got my stuff back, Newsom, where's my dinner cruise and wine?

Bill Romanowski
"I arrived too early for my first radio interview in SF. Getting Peets coffee. Love their coffee."

How I See It: I didn't spit in your coffee, but I'm sure lots of SF Niners' fans might want have wanted to..."