MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Devin Hester
"Hey did yall know D Wade change shoes every quarter."

How I See It: You know, I think D-Wade warrants a puppet commercial just like Kobe and LeBron. Anyone who changes shoes every quarter deserves one, minus Stephon Marbury.

Jalen Rose
"Espn2...9-11pm est...check us out...as we go Coast to Coast around the NBA..(analysis/stats/highlights/updates plus more!)"

How I See It: This tweet says “NFL Offseason” to me (sigh).

Bill Stewart
"Congrats to Pat McAfee, who represented the Old Gold and Blue in the Super Bowl this past weekend as a member of the Indianapolis Colts."

How I See It: Congratulations for what?

Martellus Bennett
"yupp yupp i wonder how many baby mamas will leave their child at home with grandma to come to dallas and paarrrttyyyy with me.."

How I See It: You want to know why the Cowboys have the reputation that they do? Thanks Martellus.

Jay Feely
"I thought my 6yr old son was going to beat me head up from the junior tees today. He was one down with 2 to play and I shot 3 over par.s"

How I See It: Future Tiger Woods? (in the golf way, not the ... um, other way.)

Steven Jackson
"Time for some real food. Reese's and snickers held me down on the flight."

How I See It: Is this what the Rams feed their players on travel days? Do we now officially know why St. Louis is 1-11?

Jalen Rose
"College to NFL success? The only heisman trophy winner since 1999 that is currently starting in the NFL is Carson Palmer(2002)-"

How I See It: Depends how you define “success.” Reggie Bush dated (is still dating?) Kim Kardashian. Does that count?

Ryan Grant
"All you Chicagoians lol should be ashamed..its not even cold here..I'd go swim in lake Michigan right now lol..hahahah who is coming with me"

How I See It: Today, it was in the high 70’s in Florida, and I almost broke out the hot chocolate. Not sure if I have a right to make any comments on Grant’s Tweet.

Brandon Jennings
"Good thing bout Xmas now a days I have no worries. I can buy watever I want, if I wanted to."

How I See It: It’s good to know Brandon has learned humility so early in his career.

Ron Artest
"Was tiger woods set up nationally by haters!!!? Was this a well thought out plan at tigers image?"

How I See It: Knew it: Phil Mickelson just couldn’t stand playing second fiddle to Tiger anymore.

Jalen Rose
"Its a funny irony for me to see Duke bball team playing in "black shoes and socks--so glad times and images have changed in the U.S."

How I See It: Actually, Jalen, that's neither funny nor ironic. You were one of my favorite players as a kid though, so I'll let it slide.

Martellus Bennett
"DMX was a good actor"

How I See It: In...?

Fabian Washington
"Auburn has no clue how to run a 2min offence. WOW"

How I See It: Well at least they can spell it.

Jason Thompson
"Krazi memories!! Def want that same fire bac to Arco!!!"

How I See It: You only saved about 3 letter here, Jason.

DeAndre Jordan
"Just got some treatment in. Now time for lunch with @blakegriffin and k.rush!!!"

How I See It: Guess all that not-playing made you three hungry.

Jay Feely
"Red River shootout is excellent rivalry since 1900. Definetly been more relevant last 5 years in national picture than Mich/oh st."

How I See It: 2006: #1 OSU vs. #2 Michigan. Decided BCS Championship bowls. Do your research. (This game has been nicknamed the game of the decade and it qualified for Game of the Century; Jay seriously, stop embarrassing yourself.)

Ryan Grant
"Even worse if you tweet something bad and they read the tweet on their phoneRT @RaevenWestern: Tweeting while on a date is RUDE! I'm sorry"

How I See It: Class act. Cell phone use in general on a date = bad.

Jalen Rose
"ok i'm back on ustream...issue fixed! http://www.ustream.tv/channel/therosereport"

How I See It: Just what the world needed...more of you...

Steve Nash
"About to go on for PTI...I bet he's going to ask how one goes 2 for 10 during the game last night...."

How I See It: Tell him to eat your 10-2 record.

Kevin Durant
"#whatsbetter goin 2 la or goin 2 miami for vacation"

How I See It: Smog vs. old people. Not much to pick between there...

Willie Anderson
"@OGOchoCinco When we doing Fatburger Friday Lunch with your followers?"

How I See It: Subway for you sir.

John Calipari
"I was happy how we overcame the 18-point deficit."

How I See It: The joy just explodes from this tweet, Coach Cal.

Jalen Rose
"My recap on Pacquiao-Cotto... it's time to see Pacquiao-Mayweather...who's with me?"

How I See It: Everybody but Floyd.

Bryant McKinnie
"Just touched down! The shortest flight I've ever been on. Real Talk! 17min!"

How I See It: Where'd you fly? Target?

Tommy Lasorda
"Congratulations to Royal's P Zack Greinke for winning the AL Cy Young. I managed 2 NL Cy Young winners: Fernando ('81) and Hershiser ('88)"

How I See It: I'll remember that the next time I play Trivial Pursuit. Talk about irrelevant.