MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Kirk Morrison
"To all my Raider fans out there please welcome my fellow linebacker Isaiah Ekejiuba to twitter. Took him long enough. @Ekejiuba50"

How I See It: Can Al Davis somehow get an account? I would pay to see that Twitter feed.

Warren Sapp
"98-98 2:39 left in 4th!!!!! WE ARE ALL WITNESSES!!!"

How I See It: Witnesses to another great regular season for the Cavs, followed up by the inevitable playoff heartbreak? Yep, we’re all witnesses.

Chris Needham
"Shaun White rocking the Gold http://yfrog.com/3g6zsdj"

How I See It: Once every four years, and a few times in between, Shaun White redefines “awesome.”

Bret Hedican
"Dancing in the streets on Robson Street downtown Vancouver! Sid the Kid has got massive _alls! & Canada on his back! Wow,Great game!"

How I See It: I don’t want to start talking smack yet, but Patrick Kane once assaulted a cab driver ... so he’ll have no problem getting a little physical with Sid the Kid come Sunday night.

Julia Mancuso
"Torah!!! i think u got it girl:) always look on the Bright side!!!"

How I See It: Wow, I didn’t know that they held Bar Mitzvahs at the Olympics. Really taking these Olympics to the next level! (Or maybe “Torah” is just the name of an athlete ... nah, I’m going with Option A).

Shaun Phillips
"If you wanna know why my skin stays so clear. I use kiehls products there the best."

How I See It: Um, thanks. Very subtle plug, Shaun.

Rod Benson
"Tim Tebow must have had "eye sex" with Todd McShay's girl at some point. Talk about a guy who hates another right now..."

How I See It: That’s a love triangle right there, kids. Senior Bowl style. Throw in Mel Kiper plus his slick head of hair and you have yourself a nice love pentagon.

Warren Sapp
"I LIKE IT!!!!! TODD MCSHAY!"

How I See It: Looks like Warren might want to make the McShay love polygon a hexagon.

Gary Williams
"His strict teachings on fundamentals was a very important part of myself and number of my teammates becoming head coaches"

How I See It: Gary Williams tweets?

Amer Delic
"Is it just me or is Dr. Andrews the only doctor available in the US? http://bit.ly/awgrPn #Sanchez #Jets"

How I See It:My conspiracy theory: James Andrews isn’t a real person, just an underground organization to which the sports world is at mercy. And “Dr. Andrews” is set to bring down the sports world by controlling all injuries. Can’t say I didn’t warn you.

John Thornton
"Barbershop tattoo. Local barber is a true Bengals fan"

How I See It: Or a Steelers fan who lost a terrible bet.

Warren Sapp
"brb y'all"

How I See It: This is when you know you tweet too much.

Darrell Green
"Hope you all are doing well! I've been busy training in Florida :) Blessings to all the Skins fans still going strong!"

How I See It: I know there's Julio Franco and what not, but, Darrell, what are you training for?

Zac Diles
"Yo they are about to throw that nigerian dude under the jail after seein all his damn charges..."

How I See It: ...well yeah.

Rashad Jennings
"Watchin Friends at the moment, about to run some errands for my Mom."

How I See It: My Friday is better than an NFL player's is!

Larry Fitzgerald
"Whats up people. Were in St.Louis with some downtime before meetings. Hopefully we can leave here 7-3 tomorrow."

How I See It: If you don’t leave 7-3 after playing the Rams, then the NFC West should be banned from the playoffs.

Mark May
"That does it for charlie.....NEXT!!!!!!!"

How I See It: The day Charlie Weis is fired will be the happiest day of Mark May’s life.

Andrew Bogut
"First Day of rehab. Doing everything I can to be back sooner than later. Time to Ice and Stem some more. Go BUCKS lets get one in Elvistown."

How I See It: This is probably the only tweet today about the “Bucks” not referring to Ohio State.

Thurman Thomas
"Can I read the bill somewhere, is it online, c-span, etc...."

How I See It: Referring to the health bill I assume. You’d be the only one to read it probably. Including members of Congress.

Warren Sapp
"Trouble In Buckeye Land!! GO Big Blue!!!"

How I See It: If only Warren could have put on some pads for the Maize and Blue. 251 yards rushing today for the Bucks against the Wolverines.