MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Willie Anderson
"Back to this snow! I'm starving!"

How I See It: Use a period!

Fabian Washington
"I'm like fish grease what that mean I'm really hot"

How I See It: Or just greasy.

Kikkan Randall
"Just saw something that falls between a segway and a trike, wow!"

How I See It: Oh, damn. Hope that kid was okay.

Andrew Bogut
"How do people play slot machines for hours on end... I would be bored after 10 mins"

How I See It: We can't all afford to let $50 go without trying to win it back.

Trent Shelton
"So who's all in dallas for all-star?"

How I See It: I can just taste the boredom.

Willie Anderson
"ok back at home! she messed her car up!"

How I See It: I give in...

Drew Brees
"Remember, Blackout the Dome with your Finish Strong shirt. The official players shirt says, "Our City, Our Home" then "Finish Strong""

How I See It: “Finish strong”…..yeah, the Saints definitely finished strong this year with those home losses to the Cowboys and Bucs. Definitely.

Al Horford
"Play the Wizards tonite at 7. Let's get it"

How I See It:(insert Arenas/Crittenton gun joke here)

Trent Shelton
"If your tweet isnt "Retweeted" by at least one person ...you probably shouldnt say it cuz NOBODY cares!"

How I See It:This might be the best way to alienate your entire base of followers.

Renee Montgomery
"#randomfact Brad Pitt has been smoking since the sixth grade"

How I See It: Telling kids that Brad Pitt has been smoking since sixth grade is probably not the best way to prevent them from smoking.

Kevin Weekes
"Tweeters, I'll take the first 10 questions from minor hockey goalies and or parents,and adult rec goalies for tips,insights on the posistion"

How I See It: I’m sure the amount of tweets by minor league hockey goalies and their parents completely overwhelmed Kevin as soon as his tweet was sent out.

Evan Oglesby
"i lost my phone and contact..text me ur name, email, and if u have blackberry send ur pin..thanks"

How I See It: You’re sending this out….to your entire twitter following base? Interesting. Desperate for contacts I guess.

Trent Shelton
"So I turn on the tv...and a epidsope of top model is on that I didn't want to see lol"

How I See It:Are there episodes of Top Model that you actually do want to see?

Bryant McKinnie
"Well its warmed up a bit! Went from -15 to -6 whoo hoo! Lol! "

How I See It: It’s in the 60’s today in Florida … I think I shivered a couple times, and I had to break out the sweatshirt for the first time in a while. So I totally know what Bryant is going through right now.

Mark Teahen
"Just realized why Fitzgerald is a better reciever than I am....thumbs, he has them."

How I See It:Yeah … he has them. So do I. I guess I’ll throw my name out there for Anquan Boldin’s replacement when he bolts town.

Reggie Bush
"Those were some great College games yesterday...I think the Northwestern/Auburn game might have been the best of the day maybe the year!"

How I See It: Agreed. Also, Reggie should audition for the kicking job for the Wildcats next season.

Brandon Jennings
"What's been athletes problems lately??? Women! For all athletes just make sure she's the right one. That's all, and make sure your ready"

How I See It: That year abroad taught Young Money more than we thought.

Kevin Durant
"Ay who is Natalie Nunn..i seen her on worldstar hiphop.."

How I See It: This isn't going anywhere pretty.

Chansi Stuckey
"today was such a great day for travel"

How I See It: And sarcasm.

Trent Shelton
"Bout to eat this wishburger...yea wish I had a hamburger bun guess this bread gonna have to do lol"

How I See It: This is the first Trent Shelton tweet I've enjoyed in quite some time.

Shelden Williams
"He also said that he told them there is no tooth fairy either!! Kill all their child dreams early scal wow"

How I See It: If your child's dreams consist of only Santa and the Tooth Fairy, they have a rough ride ahead of them.

Royal Ivey
"Its great to be alive!!!!! Take nothing for granted be humble"

How I See It: ...and yet your name is Royal.

Jason Terry
"Just gt done creating my own Jason Terry burger at the HardRock Cafe dwntn Dallas, and boy is it good! The first athlete ever! thanks HR!"

How I See It: Today, burgers. Tomorrow, the world!

Trent Shelton
"Will you marry me?"

How I See It: With 35,000 followers, somebody's gotta say yes.

Tony Hawk
"Rain in London!!?? That is N.I.B. (Not In Brochure)"

How I See It: That acronym is N.G.S. (Not Gonna Stick).

Zac Diles
"Good mornin my twiggas...i'm up and gettin ready for these meetings in about an hour..."

How I See It: Wow.

Seth McClung
"Little Madison is having a fussy day. Steph is out and it is my 1stday where Im alone dealing with a fussy baby! I finaly got her 2 sleep."

How I See It: I'm never EVER having kids.

Trent Shelton
"How come everytime I met a Female.the first thing they say is my friends told me that "ur a ladies man".I get sterotyped to the fullest lol"

How I See It: Wanna trade? You can be the "momma's boy" and I'll be the "ladies man".

Troy Aikman
"Who has the best pizza in Chicago..is Chicago-style a must? I usually prefer thin crust. Help me out folks!"

How I See It: Gotta go Gino's East, Troy. And eating thin-crust pies here is grounds for a beatdown so I'd advise against it.

Bobby Boswell
"U know that idiot that drives thru the mechanical arm of a gate and u shake ur head at how stupid they are?? Today I became that idiot. FML."

How I See It: Wrong site, man.

Russell Westbrook
"Just got bac frm shootaround....wat y'all doin??"

How I See It: Russell asks this question every day.

Darnell Dockett
"I remember back in day the Atl on #Holloween, we couldn't afford costume so we put pillow cases on R face lk the KKK & took kids candy !"

How I See It: Um, what?

Jim Harbaugh
"Suspicions confirmed that I'm not the most popular guy. Didn't get one invite to a Halloween party. That's ok-hard @ work preparing 4 Ducks."

How I See It: Sure it’s ok, Jim. Hold in your emotions.

Trent Shelton
"30,000 i reached my goal YESSSSS thanks yall"

How I See It: Quite a high-reaching goal to have in life, 30,000 Twitter followers. Congratulations, Trent.

Jay Cutler
"Getting some work in today. The Browns are going to town"

How I See It: Nice rhyming by Jay. Looks like Shakespeare plays quarterback for the Bears.

Stuart Schweigert
"Colddddddd out here."

How I See It: It’s a cold, cold world when you have played for the Raiders, Redskins and Lions in your career.

David Clowney
"You ever feel like you doing stuff great/good keeping your other half happy and it still ain't good enough? Random Question!!!!!"

How I See It: Sure it is, David.

Trent Shelton
"Man I have the worst luck on plane seats.either I'm sitting next to a crying baby or like in this case someone who smells like grade A shi*"

How I See It: Could be Grade B.

Martellus Bennett
"On my grizzy like a muthaf&$8n bear. What's good?"

How I See It: You forgot an "L" there, Martellus. You have an extra one in your name, or you can borrow one from the Rams. They've got plenty more.

Dara Torres
"U guys, that was Ashton Kutcher I was with!!"

How I See It: Jeez, that guy catches more cougars than the zoo.

Natalie Coughlin
"What should I be for Halloween... Any suggestions? "

How I See It: Amanda Beard.