MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Kerron Clement
"Chipotle hits the spot right about now. Starving!"

How I See It: The man has good taste.

Lindsey Vonn
"In the big apple! It's pretty chilly and cloudy though :( I am anxious for some sun and warm temps!"

How I See It: Don't you ski for a living?

Thurman Thomas
"What a blessing it was to b given life"

How I See It: I guess it's better 40 years late than never to be grateful.

Nick Barnett
"Traffic is crazy in LA lol man!!"

How I See It: Word?

Ndamukong Suh
"Just got done shooing at that o so lovely Nike employee store and now getting some five guys burgers and fries, love bein hm"

How I See It: Five Guys? You kidding me? Ndamukong’s draft stock just went down quite a bit. If were him, I'd still be sick during the draft after eating that stuff.

Shaquille O’Neal
"Sometimes you have to ask the Universe or your God to help you get ahead through the fog. But ask! No one can do everything by themselves."

How I See It: And that’s exactly why the Jaguars should draft Tim Tebow.

Shelden Williams
"They playin war drums in Clottey trainin room, lol its bout to get real. Lol"

How I See It: Unless Clottey is going to use one of the drums as a weapon, I’m not sure if anything can really stop Pacquiao.

Thurman Thomas
"Home is where the fart is"

How I See It: Maturity at its finest.

Ryan Grant
"Ohhhhh nah we NEED it to stop..let's all use the force.. Gotta get on this late flight"

How I See It: Wait, did Ryan Grant just make a Star Wars reference? I guess we can assume Brett Favre is Darth Vader then. And Aaron Rodgers is his son Luke Skywalker. I’m calling George Lucas now to propose “Favre Wars.”

Tyrus Thomas
"It's 67 degrees in Charlotte!!!!"

How I See It: You can really tell he'd been in Chicago for too long.

Merril Hoge
"Redskins cb Deangalo Hall will be on NFL live with us at 4 pm Espn! Called him big money when I saw him in the hall we both laughed"

How I See It: And probably at two different things.

Larry Fitzgerald
""What you are is what you have been,and what you will be is what you do now""

How I See It: I don't even think Larry caught this.

Kerron Clement
"Oh I like listening to Chipmunk versions of @MariahCarey songs #Random"

How I See It: More like #creepyashell.

Rey Maualuga
"Physical Therapy. Definitely making progress..."

How I See It: Still too soon for a DUI joke?

Thurman Thomas
"If Andre doesn't make it I'm going to kick ever single voter in the coinpurse, goiterneck, and lizzardtits"

How I See It: I knew Republicans were a different species!

Rickie Fowler
"On the road to Vegas"

How I See It: Stay off the roof of your hotel. And away from Mike Tyson's tigers.

Michael Waltrip
"Raced in this race in 1985."

How I See It: For real?

Chris Paul
"REHAB..."

How I See It: This is what fantasy owners see in their nightmares.

Eric Wright
"Costco will have u thinkin u need everything.. I'm jus walkin up n down these aisles grabbin stuff.. Lol"

How I See It: Explains those shoes in your profile picture.

Donnie Avery
"Just seen about 6 chicks i kno in the New Slim Thug music video....lmao"

How I See It: And the Rams have 6 combined wins in the past three seasons. I know this is completely unrelated and entirely coincidental, but I had to point it out.

Shaun Phillips
"Give me some stuff to make fun of."

How I See It: How about the St. Louis Rams?

Thurman Thomas
"Don't ask,Dont Tell, Dont touch Me,Dont look At Me,Dont Call my Name, Dont get Behind Me,Dont, Dont,Dont"

How I See It:I’m not going to ask or tell what the message of this tweet is, because I have no idea. Does he support “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell?” Is he against it? Or maybe this is about Dwight Freeney’s injury?

Michael Strahan
"Been working on a campaign that hopefully will help a lot of people and inform them about something that could change their life."

How I See It: C’mon Mike. I'm pretty sure the last time you said this, you ended up in that weird Subway commercial singing opera with Justin Tuck. Let’s not do that again.

Jose Canseco
"Enough about me, lets talk about you and your life. What do you do? Where are you from? Lets talk about it.........."

How I See It: Am I at Guantanamo Bay right now?

Michael Waltrip
"ps. i like talking about my sport. i want to send some love to my friends at Toyota. they will fix the problem. i know how much they care"

How I See It: C’mon, Michael. Buy American.

Ray Rice
"Talk to me people the pro bowl experience is going well chillin poolside getting a tan"

How I See It: No player should ever complain about the Pro Bowl location or time again. Glad to see they are practicing hard this week.

Frank Walker
"Condos on south beach. Anyone"

How I See It:Is this an auction or something? And is this what Twitter has become?

Thurman Thomas
"If u guys don't like the pro life ad they gonna air dur superbowl, write it down on a piece of paper, ball it up and eat it"

How I See It: I’ll stick to the chips and salsa, thank you.

Santonio Holmes
"Dinner at The Capital Grille!"

How I See It:If I had a nickel for every time I’ve said that ... I would not have enough money to eat at The Capital Grille.

Eric Winston
"Did Terrance Cody not know he was gonna have to get on a scale? 370?? Who does he think he is? Ted Washington in his 15th year?"

How I See It: Well if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black tackle calling the tackle fat.

Shawn Johnson
"In the process of interviewing all of the contestants for Miss America in Vegas :) this is an honoring experience. These girls are brilliant"

How I See It: I thought Twitter was supposed to encourage more honesty.

Bryant McKinnie
"Ok me, Sidney Rice + Adrian Peterson r putting 2gether a very classy upscale party during Super Bowl! The owner from The W hotel asked if we"

How I See It: Hopefully AP doesn't drop the ball on this one.

Thurman Thomas
"RT @ "I have no house, wife, children, parents, or brothers; my friends are friends as long as they think like me, politically" -Che"

How I See It: Guevara must be rolling in his grave. Republicans are quoting him now.

Trevor Ariza
"When do I get to go to the white house? Lol"

How I See It: Didn't you win a championship last year?

Thurman Thomas
"If Prez B.O. Wants Health Care for everyone, then why is the Bill over 2,000 pages long.... I'm just asking"

How I See It: News flash: A lot of people live in this country.

Seth McClung
"My fellow rednecks back home in west Virginia would be proud! http://yfrog.com/4ilvvoj "

How I See It: For some reason, I doubt it.

Jonny Flynn
"I need to get a haircut asap. Starting to look like I can endorse Afro Sheen"

How I See It: If you don't take advantage, I will.

Nazr Mohammed
""Pain is WEAKNESS leaving the BODY" -Navy Seal & US Army (via @Tyrese4ReaL)"

How I See It: Is that how you explain childbirth?

Kerron Clement
"Insanity: doing the same things over and over again and expecting different results. Good Morning!"

How I See It: You listening, Lovie?

Shaun Phillips
"My boy d fish got dunked on so bad the other night by cory brewer."

How I See It: Way to be supportive, Shaun.

Thurman Thomas
"The Democraps don't!!!!!!!!!!!!"

How I See It: And the Republicants can't.

Ryan Lochte
"Download "on fire" by lil wayne its fresh!"

How I See It: Ryan, I don't even know who you are. But you have excellent taste in music.

Bernard Berrian
"Dexter season finale. Outstanding. Opene a whole new story for next season"

How I See It: ...That's kinda the point.

Ryan Hunter-Reay
"I posted 89 photos on Facebook in the album "IZOD IndyCar Commercial Shoot" "

How I See It: I'll wait for the commercial.

Charlie Villanueva
"downloading music, whats a hot song to download? need tracks for my ipod"

How I See It: Right now, “Bad Romance” by Lady GaGa is number one on the iTunes Top 100 songs. “Bad Romance”—also the story between the Pistons and free agent acquisition Charlie V, who are tied for last in the Central division.

Kerron Clement
"Where my Gator Haters at. If you not a Gator your Gator Bait."

How I See It: Right here, Kerron. I'm admit I'm a big hater.

Thurman Thomas
"Remember when Bama didn't allow Black athletes... I'm just saying"

How I See It: Sounds like a rational reason to root for Florida. Or not at all.

John Thornton
"Now we gotta listen to 3 hrs of Tebow lovefest."

How I See It: If you can’t catch Saturday’s “lovefest,” head to your local church Sunday morning.

Mark May
"PITT PLAYING LIKE THE PANTHERS TODAY DEFENSE AWESOME"

How I See It: I think we can all agree this tweet was a bit premature. Unless giving up 45 points is “awesome” defense.

Larry Fitzgerald
"Whats up people. Were in St.Louis with some downtime before meetings. Hopefully we can leave here 7-3 tomorrow."

How I See It: If you don’t leave 7-3 after playing the Rams, then the NFC West should be banned from the playoffs.

Mark May
"That does it for charlie.....NEXT!!!!!!!"

How I See It: The day Charlie Weis is fired will be the happiest day of Mark May’s life.

Andrew Bogut
"First Day of rehab. Doing everything I can to be back sooner than later. Time to Ice and Stem some more. Go BUCKS lets get one in Elvistown."

How I See It: This is probably the only tweet today about the “Bucks” not referring to Ohio State.

Thurman Thomas
"Can I read the bill somewhere, is it online, c-span, etc...."

How I See It: Referring to the health bill I assume. You’d be the only one to read it probably. Including members of Congress.

Warren Sapp
"Trouble In Buckeye Land!! GO Big Blue!!!"

How I See It: If only Warren could have put on some pads for the Maize and Blue. 251 yards rushing today for the Bucks against the Wolverines.

John Thornton
"Like I said back in September, the best WR in. the city of Pittsburgh, plays for the Pitt Panthers. Watch the next great one peeps"

How I See It: Hines Ward went back to college?

Thurman Thomas
"Have u ever been alone and farted, then laughed!!!!!"

How I See It: No.

Mark May
"BAMA ROLANDO MCCLAIN THE NEXT RAY LEWIS"

How I See It: And I’m the next Rick Reilly.

Matt Hasselbeck
"The police security guard for my floor is wearing a big bullet proof vest. Something I should know about?"

How I See It: If you get arrested, blame the refs, Matt (Super Bowl XL reference, thank you very much).

Freddy Adu
"Yo that movie 2012 was tight. This whole 2012 thing scares me though im not gonna lie"

How I See It: Yeah if the Mayans are right, Freddy won’t make it to his what…12th birthday?

Jay Feely
"AP: Federal deficit hits record $176.4 billion for October as revenues plunge, spending remains high"

How I See It: I know it's Twitter, but athletes should stick to stuff they know about. Like douchy haircuts and stuff. In the economics class you obviously never took, you might have learned that increased spending is how you recover from recessions.

Thurman Thomas
"Let's see if I can wake people up!!!!!!!! Democraps Stink!!!!!!!!!"

How I See It: Fine! I give up.

Eric Wright
"Wow... Im tired"

How I See It: Yeah, those 14 characters must've taken a lot outta you. Nice last name too, by the way.

Royal Ivey
"Did u see the lady who face got ripped off by the chimp? What a strong individual!"

How I See It: Yeah that chimp squats about 600.

Johanna Mundy
"Crumpets and marmite, with a mug of tea to wash it down....aren't they just the best english food!"

How I See It: I'll take your word for it.

Justin Gimelstob
"I just asked the dude at Coffee Bean what the maximum legal amount of caffeine he could put in my coffee, and then please add more"

How I See It: Oh Justin, such the comedian. Try that with the bartender next time.

Renee Montgomery
"We are riders. On a mission. Action kids in play condition! What u know about that?"

How I See It: Somebody get this girl a record deal!

Thurman Thomas
"I've had enuff of this crap"

How I See It: Then pack your Twitter bags and get out, Thurman. We don't want you anyways.

Carmelo Anthony
"Just got to Indiana"

How I See It: Sorry to hear that.

Ray Rice
"I'm in this train to Ny tell Me this dude is sleep snoring loud as hell and he farted in his sleep lol the whole train is like WTF"

How I See It: Real nice, Ray. This guy trusted you enough to sleep next to you and you go ahead and put him out via Twitter.

Frank Trigg
"RT @JeremyBorash: Amy Winehouse just got breast implants. Heard they went in through her nose."

How I See It: I'm sorry I made fun of your horrible fashion sense last week. You're funny.

Tommy Lasorda
"http://twitpic.com/mwui9 - Congratulations to Pete Carroll and the Trojans on another win last night. He will have his team ready for the BC"

How I See It: We say this every year. It's as true as you are old.

Thurman Thomas
"Yankees r great for Sports!!!!!!!!!"

How I See It: I spent some time trying to justify his statement. Even using the most outlandish arguments, I couldn't.

Dara Torres
"My jinx is back, so turning off the game so the Yanks will win!!"

How I See It: I wanna cry Dara, I really do. Why would you do that?????? How I wish you left your TV on, or gave Scott Kazmir your arm so he didn't airmail that throw. That was epic.