MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Venus Williams
"I love putting things on the wish list on online shopping website. I figure I have 1000's of items in cyber baskets all over the web..."

How I See It: Venus, aren't you capable of fulfilling all your wishes with your millions of dollars?

Kevin Boss
"Why the heck can't we get the game live on the westcoast?"

How I See It: NBC is ruining the Olympics for us. It is too hard to go all day without finding out who won the competitions. Just show it live!

Darnell Dockett
"Why is my Mac book Pro moving slow and drag? Now I can't watch beyonce videos, it moving like its chopped and screwd!!! Do mac get virus?"

How I See It: Not sure because I'm a PC.

Nick Mangold
"For all my LOST fans. Does anyone have a good LOST message board so I can read up on other views and what not?"

How I See It: Don't bother Nick, you will only get more confused. It is your destiny to just watch the show and let things unfold.

Kenny Moore
"Whatever happend to the rapper Chingy????"

How I See It: He's just been chillin' at the Holiday Inn.

Bret Hedican
"Parise seals it with empty netter!! Awesome USA advances!!! Huge for American Hockey!! Congrats boys!"

How I See It: Only two wins away from the gold.

Evan Oglesby
"Just woke up from a much needed nap. Ready to Paint the town"

How I See It: Urban Dictionary defines “paint the town” as “to appear at a number of different parties.” So either Evan is a painter in the offseason, or he is about to have a wild night.

Nate Robinson
"Man we might be stuck in DC for another night with all this snow nooooooo!!!! I can't stand the snow! Word aapp!"

How I See It: Every time “DC” is brought up in relation to basketball, I feel the urge to make a Gilbert Arenas joke. It’s an epidemic.

Shelden Williams
"yea so i saw that obama was at the duke game!! he might be bad luck for collegiate sports haha!!"

How I See It: And now he is trying to change the BCS system ... but if he is bad luck, I still don’t see how it can get much worse.

Shawne Merriman
"Can somebody ask @OGOchoCinco where is the charity event"

How I See It: Can you?

Grant Hill
"RT @OMGFacts: Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females. #omgfacts"

How I See It: It doesn’t work with humans. Not that I’ve tried or anything. (I was desperate!)

Shaun Phillips
"If you wanna know why my skin stays so clear. I use kiehls products there the best."

How I See It: Um, thanks. Very subtle plug, Shaun.

Rod Benson
"Tim Tebow must have had "eye sex" with Todd McShay's girl at some point. Talk about a guy who hates another right now..."

How I See It: That’s a love triangle right there, kids. Senior Bowl style. Throw in Mel Kiper plus his slick head of hair and you have yourself a nice love pentagon.

Warren Sapp
"I LIKE IT!!!!! TODD MCSHAY!"

How I See It: Looks like Warren might want to make the McShay love polygon a hexagon.

Gary Williams
"His strict teachings on fundamentals was a very important part of myself and number of my teammates becoming head coaches"

How I See It: Gary Williams tweets?

Amer Delic
"Is it just me or is Dr. Andrews the only doctor available in the US? http://bit.ly/awgrPn #Sanchez #Jets"

How I See It:My conspiracy theory: James Andrews isn’t a real person, just an underground organization to which the sports world is at mercy. And “Dr. Andrews” is set to bring down the sports world by controlling all injuries. Can’t say I didn’t warn you.

Nick Mangold
"Final thought for the day. We drive on parkways and we park on driveways. Think about it......."

How I See It: You knew the Jets can run the ball. But you didn’t know that Aristotle snaps the ball to Mark Sanchez on every play.

Terrence Williams
"My UAV is online"

How I See It: I really hope he is talking about Call of Duty and not a real unmanned aerial vehicle. Please.

Donte Whitner
"I go in my direction!"

How I See It:I hope that direction is down. Because if so you are on the right team: the Buffalo Bills, with new coach Chan Gailey.

Kevin Durant
"I SEE POLOW DA DON, MYA AND ALL THESE CELEBS AT DA LAKERS, CAVS GAMES..WHAT ABOUT OKC GAMES?WE GOT A GREAT CROWD AND WE PLAY HARD EVERYNITE"

How I See It: So does my high school basketball team, and Jack Nicholson doesn’t come to our games.

Chad Ochocinco
"@andyroddick so when do you want to make this tennis match happen, I'm sure we can raise money for our charities (you'll lose to)"

How I See It: Child please.

Venus Williams
"@bigmacvikings yeah its been a while...well you have a new profile pic!"

How I See It: New profile pic? That's the best Venus could do? Whoever bigmacvikings is hopefully gets the hint.

Rod Benson
"I don't think of NFL players based on what analysts say, but instead I refer to their Madden attributes. D. Jackson has 97 speed. No wonder."

How I See It: Jay Cutler had an Awareness rating higher than 0. I don't see your point.

Al Horford
"Just ate thai food for dinner. Going home now"

How I See It: My name is Al Horford, and my life is painfully average.

Abe Elam
"In Brooklyn on Empire and Flatbush visiting my aunt."

How I See It: ...I have $( ) in cash on me and my Social Security number is...

Paige Mackenzie
"I dislike snow....a lot"

How I See It: Amen.

Brandon Jennings
"What's been athletes problems lately??? Women! For all athletes just make sure she's the right one. That's all, and make sure your ready"

How I See It: That year abroad taught Young Money more than we thought.

Kevin Durant
"Ay who is Natalie Nunn..i seen her on worldstar hiphop.."

How I See It: This isn't going anywhere pretty.

Chansi Stuckey
"today was such a great day for travel"

How I See It: And sarcasm.

Trent Shelton
"Bout to eat this wishburger...yea wish I had a hamburger bun guess this bread gonna have to do lol"

How I See It: This is the first Trent Shelton tweet I've enjoyed in quite some time.

Shelden Williams
"He also said that he told them there is no tooth fairy either!! Kill all their child dreams early scal wow"

How I See It: If your child's dreams consist of only Santa and the Tooth Fairy, they have a rough ride ahead of them.

DeAndre Jordan
"Yo mama soooooooo dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!"

How I See It: Heard that one in third grade. Cool, DeAndre.

Shelden Williams
"Dang I didn't get a lot of ideas for the dc tixs giveaway.....guess people in dc don't wanna c the boston/wizards game tomorrow"

How I See It: When you see the Wizards play, you’ll know why.

Brandon Jennings
"Man Jo I like all type. Of women. God made beautiful women"

How I See It: Brandon thinks he’s Tiger Woods.

Sean May
"Great day to be a king."

How I See It: Does Chris Webber still play for you guys? Or have I not seen the Kings play for a good six years?

Ryan Grant
"And on the Birthday lol..no biggie must beat the 'da bears lol"

How I See It: Grant turning 28 today … and Jay Cutler is almost on pace for 28 interceptions this season. I’ll take the Packers.

Tommy Lasorda
"http://twitpic.com/shpkh - I used to watch Bob Boone play third base at Stanford."

How I See It: Do either of you guys remember dinosaurs?

Mo Williams
"I love beating the bucks... It just feels good. Roll Tide!!!!"

How I See It: Cause that's such an accomplishment from a team that's supposed to go all the way.

Kevin Durant
"SOMEBODY HACKED MY PAGE..I DONT KNO WHO BUT IF SUMBODY HIT U..IT WASNT ME..SORRY"

How I See It: Aww, man. I thought you actually wanted to be my best friend.

Michelle Wie
"stats exam tomoro night!!! need to cram in last minute studying!! yikes......"

How I See It: Finally! An athlete I can relate to; I feel you Ms. Wie.

Visanthe Shiancoe
"Just landed..back in minneapolis. 17 min jet ride. I need to borrow the jet in the off season Zigi!"

How I See It: Did you fly from St. Paul?

Dustin Keller
"Ladies, if you could do *anything for your birthday in NYC what would it be?"

How I See It: *Omitted: "with Dustin Keller".

Roy Williams
"He's Able oh Yes he is!!! Oh Yes! U dnt knw wht god protect u frm 2day. God is amazing where ever u r look up and smile and say thank u Lord"

How I See It: This may be in bad taste, but I don't care. Did he protect you from catching the football on Sunday?

Martellus Bennett
"Mann I need some lotion weather got my skin dryer than crackhead lips."

How I See It: Tweet of the day.

Mike Green
"What would you do on a day off if you could do anything. In the DC area?"

How I See It: What if we could stop with all these damn hypothetical questions?

Bruce Bowen
"Is looking forward to my transition onto ESPN......dunna nant, dunna nant!"

How I See It: I've never seen a theme song captured better in words before.

Roy Williams
"Breaking old habits and forming new ones always takes time, but it is worth it in the end."

How I See It: Actually you went from being good to being bad really quickly. How was that worth it in any way?

Greg Olsen
"How miserable is it when its pitch black at 4pm.."

How I See It: Matt Forte probably thinks its miserable, timing-wise at least. The one week he shows up, it's too dark to see that he's actually good.

Andy Roddick
"my undertaker photo sucked... its like a blurry back ha ha.. im not the best at twitpic stalker photos....."

How I See It: Caskets are 900 at Walmart. Sick bastard ...Just FYI, you can save some families several grand.

Angela Ruggiero
"100 days until the Opening Ceremonies in Vancouver!"

How I See It: Like.

Craig Terrill
"There are three kinds of people in the world...those that can count, and those that can't"

How I See It: Funnier than anything I've said in a while. Props to Craig, whoever you are.

Terrence Williams
"Sushi an listening to wayne while I sign these autographs"

How I See It: Signing autographs with headphones on is probably just as bad as working in a soup kitchen while playing Brick Breaker.

Rashanda McCants
"who yall thinks gonna be the team to beat this season in the NBA? who got the most weapons"

How I See It: I'm gonna have to go with the Cavs. >Delonte West has quite the arsenal.

Jason Terry
"I need a Tshirt design for my "VOTE 4 JET" campaign for AllStar & I'm askin my fans for HELP! Email teamtakeoff@gmail.com for rules & info"

How I See It: The season just started!

Trevor Immelman
"Reading Michael Phelps autobiography. Good read......"

How I See It: Good weed read indeed.

Venus Williams
"@bigmacvikings what are you reading for bible study?"

How I See It: Big Mac left his Quran at home, Venus. So I think it's safe to say he'll be bringing The Bible.

Bill Stewart
""Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.” - Tom Landry"

How I See It: We couldn't have gotten a better Landry quote here? That's like quoting Ali saying "I love boxing. I love boxing a whole lot."

Ottis Anderson
"Who's checking me out on comedy central tonight? Someone cries and not from laughing...but it will b funny"

How I See It: An exercise in self-promotion futility.

Nick Mangold
"@DUSTINKELLER81 pee in the subway of course"

How I See It: Jeez, Dustin, how could you not know that?

Chris Johnson
"Ladies, does CJ have a chance? RT @ChrisJohnson28: Come on man baddest chick in the game I luv alica"

How I See It: A chance? That 0-6 record says no.

Michael Waltrip
"So I hear tim tebow is a virgin. No wonder he has such a strong arm."

How I See It: Um, sure.

Shelden Williams
"yea so i have a tv with 897 channels but no guide button so i have to flip through all the channels if i want to watch something"

How I See It: Poor Shelden.

Darnell Dockett
"Watching film on the Giants Whhhhew these guys are good I mean great Wow don't know how we gonna even have a chance. There the BEST!"

How I See It: At least Darnell has confidence.

DeAngelo Hall
"I know a lot of fans and people wanna vent and give me there opinions about me and the team...here's your opportunity!!"

How I See It: The quarterback is below-average, the inexperienced coach is terrible, the offensive line is always hurt, the $100 million dollar acquisition is injured every three plays, the franchise player is getting a bit old, the receivers are awful, the owner sucks, the GM sucks, the stadium sucks, and the team isn’t even as good as usual in Madden this year. Thanks for letting me vent, DeAngelo. Oh, also you are better in Madden than in reality.

Swin Cash
"Palace staff, ushers, security& Mr. D(RIP) I thank you for making 2003 something magical for all of Detroit&the world to see!"

How I See It: The WNBA: Where Tulsa happens.

Kirk Morrison
"Sitting on the plane. Words can't describe how I feel right now. 6 hour plane ride to think about what happened today. Sorry Raider Nation."

How I See It: You know another thing words can't describe? How bad the Raiders are.

Roy Williams
"WHO DEY!!!!"

How I See It: Who dey think gonna beat dem Bengals? Not the Ravens today. The refs made sure of that.

Kenny Florian
"Let’s go Sox!!! Here we go Pats!!!"

How I See It: For your own personal safety, please stay away from UFC fighter Kenny Florian for at least 24 hours.

Troy Aikman
"Cold morning in Kansas City. Shouldn't deter the tailgaters...Arrowhead is one of the all-time great tailgating stadiums. Enjoy the games!"

How I See It: Troy forgot to wish the Cowboys luck!

Rocky McIntosh
"Thanks for all the support skin fans great showing in Carolina and without the boo's ;) sorry we lost it at the end."

How I See It: I was booing from my couch. Apology not accepted.