Greatest Thing Ever: Part 1!
- Tuesday, May 5, 2009 9:40 PM
- Written By: Josh Bycel
The Lakers lost. Blah, blah. A-Rod cheated in dodgeball in sixth grade by tipping his throws. Blah, blah. Favre might come back ... who cares?!!!!
The greatest thing ever has dropped right in our laps and I must share it with the world. It's a Matthew McConaughey movie called "Tiptoes." Here's the pitch: McConaughey and Gary Oldman are brothers. Wait, that's even not the best part. Gary Oldman plays a dwarf. In fact, everyone in McConaughey's family is a dwarf. I swear to God. The movie came out in Europe in 2003 and is just now coming on DVD here.
Here is the IMDB link ...
Tiptoes
This is either the greatest hoax in the history of the world or my new all-time favorite craptastic movie. Here is the trailer for the movie.
It's not so much that the movie is about little people. It's how unbelievably melodramatic the storytelling is and how shoddy the production looks. But ... it's also about little people. And that is awesome!
Matty M must have either been stoned the entire time or just wanted a new beachhouse. Poor Kate Beckinsale sullies herself as well ... things haven't been this bad for her since "Serendipity." At least the awesome Peter Dinklage is getting work.
I haven't been this happy since "Under The Rainbow" came out on DVD.
