- Monday, May 16, 2011 8:48 AM
- Written By: Dodgers Diaries
How does the Dodger offense stink? Let me count the ways
The Dodgers are 5th in the NL in hits, but they have more singles than a Canoga Park strip joint.
Lionel Richie has more hits.
The only offensive category in which they lead the league is getting hit by pitches.
TV censors have never flagged them for doing anything offensive.
Chad Billingsley has the fifth-highest OPS on the team.
Catholic schools send people home more often.
Casey Blake hasn’t played since April 24, yet he’s still fourth on the team in runs scored.
James Loney has gone 18 for his last 56 (.320) to RAISE his batting average to .230.
-- JOHN ROSENTHAL