Boxing's Heavyweight Division Is Boring
- Saturday, September 26, 2009 11:02 PM
- Written By: Joel Huerto
If Cris Arreola is the best America has to offer in the heavyweight division then the abyss that American heavyweight boxers have fallen into for more than a decade has gotten significantly deeper and larger.
The WBC championship fight on Saturday night between world champion Vitali Klitschko and challenger Arreola was ... in the words of Homer Simpson ... BORING!
I've seen better fights in the stands at a Raiders-Chargers game.
Arreola, 28, was overmatched and way over his head against Klitschko, who despite his advanced age of 38 and being so mechanical methodically dismantled the Mexican-American fighter from Riverside, Calif., and the fight was mercifully stopped after 10 rounds.
The sellout crowd at Staples Center, a fired-up audience that included Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Pete Rose, Kobe Bryant and Mike Tyson, paid a lot of money to watch two big guys - considered two of the best in the world by many publications - to slug it out in the ring. Instead, it was so one-side it almost looked like a divorce settlement between Paul McCartney and Heather Mills.
Tyson probably would have done better than Arreola, and he's 20 years past his prime.
The previously unbeaten Arreola (27-1, 24 KOs) was so upset after the fight that he was overcome with emotion and had to be consoled. Now, I'm not sure if he was upset because the bout was halted or disturbed at how he performed during the fight. Either way, he apologized to the fans and began to cry. Yes, a man who considers himself a modern-day gladiator who says he's willing to die in the ring was weeping like a baby.
There's no crying in boxing!
Joe Louis must be turning over in his grave. George Foreman just knocked over his grill. Evander Holyfield just bit off his own ear. And Muhammad Ali is shaking his head.
Arreola claimed he was in great shape, weighing in at 251 on Friday. Now, I'm not the most finely tuned athlete in the world but if Arreola is in "great shape" then this whole diet craze is overrated. Arreola had more love handles than a VH1 reality TV special. His wife looked to be in better shape than he was.
What has happened to American heavyweight boxers? Did they all go to the UFC? Are they all playing football? The sport of boxing is suffering because the American audience just does not gravitate to European pugilists. Vitali Klitschko and his brother, Wladimir, are dominating the heavyweight ranks because they have very little competition.
Vitali Klitschko (38-2, 37 KOs) doesn't excite me at all. He's good but not great. He's like a robot. He throws punches as if he has 10-pound weights in his gloves (hmmm ... maybe he does), and he drops his hands. But amazingly, nobody has been able to take advantage of Vitali's deficiencies. What is it about this guy that American fighters, or any fighter, can't figure out? He is about as predictable as a Joe Paterno offense.
About the only interesting storyline in the heavyweight division is a fight between the Klitschko brothers, but that's not going to happen anytime soon.
In years past, a heavyweight championship bout would have attracted a large pay-per-view audience. On Saturday night, the Klitschko-Arreola fight was reduced to second billing to a replay of the Mayweather-Marquez welterweight contest on HBO that happened a week ago.
Boxing's heavyweight division is in a serious recession and there is no telling when it will recover.



