MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Chris Needham
"Races are underway, ice is questionable"

How I See It: ...as in there's a chance the ice won't show up?

Thomas Howard
"I just saw a Snickers commercial with Aretha Franklin in it. It was funny"

How I See It: Thank you for your input, Mr. Howard.

Shawne Merriman
"I feel like going to the wild animal park and playing in a lions den"

How I See It: Anybody got the number to TMZ's tip hotline?

Ivan Babikov
"Well, that was my first race at this Olympics! Pretty happy with my 8th place! Good start but more races to go!Team looks great!"

How I See It: He's taking this a lot better than I take 8th-place finishes on Mario Kart.

Apolo Ohno
"Ps-my apologies for "spoiling" certain results....I keep forgetting most USA has east coast feeds.."

How I See It: And I'm sorry for "muttering" terrible things under my breath about you.

Apolo Ohno
"Seth wescott!!! GOLD! Awesome!!!"

How I See It: STOP!

Apolo Anton Ohno
"Next up? 1000m. Imagine the 1500m but more intense, more aggresive tactics, faster speeds, and dare I say it? Crazier? I can't wait. :-)"

How I See It: I feel like so much less of a man every four years...

Ryan Bedford
"RT @travisjayner: Ladies hockey team killed it today. Keep it up girls!! (via @celskeet)"

How I See It: True dat.

Chris Needham
"My bad, bronze medalist Bryon Wilson is in the house. I congratulate him even though the price of gold has gone up 300% in the past decade"

How I See It: As if Olympians needed more motivation.

Nate Robinson
"KB,LB,KD,DW,DN are the best scores in the nba word aapp; Melo too my bad yall,"

How I See It: Kobe makes that last shot, though.

C.J. Wilson
"I'm going to be in Vancouver to see USA Hockey...while LOST airs on tuesday. Have to watch on the web...wow the real @Evie_Lilly? #LOST"

How I See It: Are you REALLY whining about missing Lost cause you're at the Olympics?!