MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Nick Barnett
"Watching NFL live getting excited!!! Got my work done early now just bored... So every time commercials come on 50 pushups!! Leeggoooooo"

How I See It: I do the same thing with commercials and pushups when I watch HBO. No commercials, but still.

Russell Okung
"So I have a question for all of you. Are you living or are you existing?"

How I See It: Somebody has a little Andy Dufresne in him.

Matt Forte
"@Jones_Drew32 I got you Batman... I'm healthy!"

How I See It: Batman? Maurice Jones-Drew is the true identity of the Dark Knight?

Donte Whitner
"In LIFE u don't find a way to win...u MAKE a way to win!"

How I See It: That must be why Whitner’s Bills are so good.

Kawika Mitchell
"What up world? Camp #8 and Buffalo Bills 2010 ready for takeoff. B n Buffalo tomorrow and n Rochester on Wednesday. Is Rochester ready 4 us?"

How I See It: Better question: Are you ready for Rochester?

Candace Parker
"Bout to kill dis ms pac man right quick..."

How I See It: Whose side are you on anyways?

Stylez G. White
"Can't, I have training camp my dude"

How I See It: Classic excuse. It’s the new “I’m not feeling well.”

Darnell Dockett
"After listening to Baby from cash money I'm gonna go buy me a studio cuz I knoow I can rap better than him... Who's you top 5 worst rappers?"

How I See It: Is Ron Artest eligible?

Mike Tyson
"Watch the show Entourage next week for a surprise guest."

How I See It:Can’t guess who it’s going to be.

Fabian Washington
"Nite nite world. My body is starting to crash from all the Redbull I drank today. Woooooooooooo"

How I See It: But Red Bull gives you wings, so crash averted.