- Wednesday, August 31, 2011 8:03 AM
- Written By: Jeffrey Eisenband
"Happy Birthday @andyroddick"
How I See It: Oh, and by the way, I'm 13 spots ahead of you in the world rankings.
"Getting some treatment on my arm in the ladies locker room in new haven..... Not a bad place to be ;) @CaroWozniacki"
How I See It: Number six-ranked golfer in the world at age 21, dating a beautiful Danish Blond, who happens to be the number one-ranked tennis player in the world...life's not so bad.
"About to hit the movies with the family to see the Smurfs. Looking forward to the Reese's pieces and blue slurpee. Maybe gummi bears too."
How I See It: Don't bring a gun.
"What's going on guys?! I feel like i haven't been on in foreva. What's going on?"
How I See It: No, you're on "Keeping up With the Kardashians" reruns everyday.
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