Tweets By Tim Tebow, LeBron James And More
- Thursday, December 9, 2010 10:57 AM
- Written By: Jeffrey Eisenband
Tim Tebow
"We fully support Coach Studesville... He will do a great job in his new position and will make Broncos fans proud of this team! GB2"
How I See It: Why do I keep reading this as "Urban Meyer for Broncos coach 2011?"
Amare Stoudemire
"What’s the average age of the Knicks this year?"
How I See It: Well below your current scoring average.
Larry Fitzgerald
"@kurt13warner miss ya man! Tell the wife and kids I said hello"
How I See It: Not satisfied with your Fordham QB, Larry? Stop trying, he's not getting off the couch with four games left to play.
Curt Schilling
".296 13 HR 75 or so RBI's = 20+MM a year? 50 SB a year with a .337 OBP? I love Carl Crawford, plays his ass off, but 20x8? GRAB THAT CARL!"
How I See It: Ugh, now Schilling's going try to take credit for this signing, somehow.
Danny Granger
"In Milwaukee and there is absolutely nothing to do here"
How I See It: I feel like at least ten NBA players tweet this every week.
Jose Canseco
"Next item up for ouction spend a day with jose. Who's gonna start the bidding"
How I See It: I can only imagine: Wake up, eat breakfast, shoot up steroids. Eat lunch, shoot up steroids. Eat dinner, shoot up steroids. Rage with Mark McGwire. Take HGH and go to sleep.
Jozy Altidore
"Today reminded me of those Dominoes pizza kids who were farting on pizzas and all that. What ever happened to those kids??"
How I See It: What ever happened the U.S. soccer team? Come out again in three and a half years, please.
Jim Craig
"Pats vs Jets a great example of two different coaches both who teach their TEAM that winning is all that matters"
How I See It: And eating. And spying. And winning too, I guess.
Sasha Vujacic
"Special thanks to all of my fans who came out to the AT&T store in Newport on Saturday!!!"
How I See It: Right, cause they came for you, not Maria Sharapova. You are one lucky man, Sasha Vujacic,
LeBron James
"Peyton does on the field. Good or bad! People get on TV and think they can say whatever they want! And it's always former players! Crazy!!"
How I See It: You dig yourself into these holes, Mr. "Decision."
