Athlete Tweets Review 07/19/10

  • Monday, July 19, 2010 4:58 PM
  • Written By: Katie Tang

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Joffrey Lupul
"Kovalchuk chooses "Jersey Shore" over "The Hills" and apparently has no plans on ever aging."

How I See It: I don't mind Kovalchuk's choice. Everyone knows The Situation throws better parties than Speidi.

Shelden Williams
"Is it wrong to "play fetch" with your child to get them tired? Haha"

How I See It: It's fine, children are just like dogs: They both chew on toys, have high-pitched squeals and urinate outside ... oh wait.

Donte Whitner
"THIS is gonna be a GREAT season Bills fans...ur happiness has arrived hahaha"

How I See It: You better be right about that, Donte. No one wants a repeat of McKelvin-gate.

Ty Lawson
"im sorry chipotle i cheated on u with qdoba... but listen i promise i wont do it ever again...qdoba dont taste like u do.. #thatisall"

How I See It: Looks like someone takes their food very, very seriously.

Forrest Griffin
"What's the great American food: fried chicken. Corn. Pork fat friedcollard greens. BBQ ribs."

How I See It: And people wonder why America has a high obesity rate.





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