Athlete Tweets Review 4/8/10

  • Thursday, April 8, 2010 8:15 PM
  • Written By: Kenny Legan

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Quentin Groves
"BEEN NICE FOR TO LONG..."

How I See It: I agree, Quentin. Time to cause world chaos and destruction because there is seriously not enough of that going on these days. You should ask Ben Roethlisberger or Plaxico Burress for advice on this matter, I think they know how to handle your problem.

Chris Douglas-Roberts
"My tattoo guy text me saying "you're long overdue for a tatt homie." & he's right! It's been like a month & some change. He knows me."

How I See It: I think the Nets should put on a promotion on what CDR's next tat should be. Maybe the guy who drew up the sideline play the team used this year can have that ingrained on CDR's skin because it's the only thing right the team has done.

Sean Avery
"Nobody has ever witnessed 2 Humpback Whales mating!"

How I See It: Hey, Sean, maybe you could be the first and enjoy some sloppy seconds afterward!

Shaun Phillips
"What if tiger got a tattoo like Kobe"

How I See It: Phillips should be a PR man after he's done playing. All Tiger would need to do is get a $4 million ring and everything will be all right.

Tashard Choice
"I just feel so super cool right now"

How I See It: When you're one of the main running backs for "America's Team", can score with Jessica Simpson, Carrie Underwood, one of the cheerleaders, the question is: Why do you sometimes NOT feel super cool?





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