Tweets By Mike Tyson, Muggsy Bogues And More
- Tuesday, December 7, 2010 4:21 PM
- Written By: Jesse Heussner
Lee Westwood
"you need tevez back!! I've retweeted a few and opened a can of worms! Not doin anymore! Missed most of the first half!"
How I See It: I swear, the first five times I read this, I thought Westwood was talking about Tevas sandals and it made me so happy. What a letdown ...
James Harden
"Numbers game is wack!!!!!!!!"
How I See It: Yup, numbers do suck when you are shooting 36 percent from the field in 26 minutes of action.
Mike Tyson
"As long as you continue to live, something great will happen.."
How I See It: Ehhh, I'm not even going to get started with this one.
Jason Thompson
"Keep your confidence high, keep your outlook positive. In time your determination will lead you to your success. Yessir"
How I See It: Love the sentiment, but I hate to break it to Jason: That's never going to happen on the Kings. Let's just say it's not a good sign when they are playing centers -- Thompson -- at small forward and shooting guard because their whole roster is either 7-0 or above, mentally inept, or just terrible at basketball.
Leonard Weaver
"I'm sittin here after the first session with my dogs Mango and dream."
How I See It: I'm going to ignore the other funny part of this tweet (a dog named "Mango") and touch on something else: What is a dog "session?" Is this like marriage counseling or pre-school for dogs? I'm confused.
Muggsy Bogues
"Hanging out with my son today he out of school..just got hair cuts and now going to big daddys 4 lunch!"
How I See It: The 5-3 Bogues referring to himself as "big daddy" is classic. (Sorry, Muggsy.) Oh, wait, he must mean Big Daddy's, the burger joint. Right?
