MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Shawne Merriman
"Guy just asked me about the lockout like I know wth is going on your guess is as good as mine bud #NFL"
How I See It: You said the same thing about PED testing...

Mike Tyson
"The principles of Islam are peace & love. Please don't confuse Osama's views as the view of Muslims."
How I See It: I could be wrong, but didn't this guy bite off part of another dude's ear (while fist-fighting him)?

Tiger Woods
"Big night at the tables with Mayer. He's cool. We both walked away winners."
How I See It: This should help your image.

Steve Nash
"Since we caught Osama do I still have to take my laptop out at security?"
How I See It: What do you mean by "we?" I didn't know Canadians were considered Americans too, eh.

Matthew Barnaby
"Man that ovie is terrible when he gets a little space!!"
How I See It: Coming from the ultimate scorer himself...

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Allan Houston
"Life is all about God's timing. Be prepared for your time!"

How I See It: Really? I always thought that shot against the Heat in '99 was all skill.

Billy Donovan
"Follow @GatorZoneMBK today at SEC Basketball Media days...UF goes from 11-1:10 p.m."

How I See It: Ah, Billy, keep working on that mediocre NCAA team. Dwight Howard and Rashard Lewis clearly were not worthy.

Kurt Warner
"Morning y'all... trying 2 give u something good, but got NOTHING this a.m. sorry, maybe later - Lil Jimmy says keep smiling in the meantime!"

How I See It: Sadly, Kurt Warner's twitter page is more exciting than the entire NFC West.

Danilo Gallinari
"Nice dinner out with my friend andrea..now ready to sleep..let's do it.."

How I See It: Aw, man. I thought Danilo had a hot date until I realized the Knicks were in Toronto.

Freddy Adu
"Thanks guys"

How I See It: No, thank you, Freddy ... for never living up to the hype and playing seven years of average soccer.

Michael Strahan
"Congrats to the Texas Rangers. The better team won!! I have ties to both states so its a win win for me.... Go Rangers!!!"

How I See It: Really, Michael? So, who are you going to root for on Monday night? Giants or Cowboys? Pick the wrong answer, and you will never be on a Subway commercial in the state of New York ever again.

JR Celski
"scratch that... they just hit #28!"

How I See It: Somebody's a little confused. The Yankees would have gotten #28 if they won the World Series. The Rangers beat them though.

Kevin Durant
"Monta Ellis makes it look so easy when he plays!!! Always enjoy watchin him hoop"

How I See It: And this guy's humble too? I like Kevin a lot better than that OTHER MVP candidate.

Carmelo Anthony
"“I’m committed. Are you? http://OFA.BO/?” #Retweet"

How I See It: Hahahahaha. Committed to what? Demanding a trade?

LeBron James
"Akron, OH!! Best city in the WORLD!! Catch up"

How I See It: Hypocrite.

Jason Grilli
"More #badcasemondays. Power just went out in neighborhood. Funny thing is now garage door is stuck open. At least I got my car out! Haha"

How I See It: Because getting your car out of a permanently open garage is a challenge.

Keith Bulluck
"Margahrita Monday may not happen for the kid 2day...the recovery part is what's holding me bac right now,but it's only 1 o'clock so we'll c"

How I See It: *Sigh*, life's decisions. I don't know how we have the strength to endure.

Renee Montgomery
"If a real fat man snatches u up & throws u in a bag don't b afraid. Its just Santa collecting his Ho's for Christmas... 18 days left : )"

How I See It: And if that bag is a golf bag, tell Tiger to cut it out.

Freddy Adu
"def Have some decisions to make within the next couple of weeks"

How I See It: Safe bet.

Shawne Merriman
"All you fantasy lovers dont pick @OGOchoCinco dec. 20th because he's not going to play he has already decided to stay on the team bus"

How I See It: Merriman: Pro Bowl trash talker.

John Thornton
"Like I said back in September, the best WR in. the city of Pittsburgh, plays for the Pitt Panthers. Watch the next great one peeps"

How I See It: Hines Ward went back to college?

Thurman Thomas
"Have u ever been alone and farted, then laughed!!!!!"

How I See It: No.

Mark May
"BAMA ROLANDO MCCLAIN THE NEXT RAY LEWIS"

How I See It: And I’m the next Rick Reilly.

Matt Hasselbeck
"The police security guard for my floor is wearing a big bullet proof vest. Something I should know about?"

How I See It: If you get arrested, blame the refs, Matt (Super Bowl XL reference, thank you very much).

Freddy Adu
"Yo that movie 2012 was tight. This whole 2012 thing scares me though im not gonna lie"

How I See It: Yeah if the Mayans are right, Freddy won’t make it to his what…12th birthday?

Jonny Flynn
"Just ate an old fashion pre game meal. 3 peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches. Oh yea can't forget the milk"

How I See It: Proof positive that pro athletes are a different species. After 3 PB&Js, the last thing I want to do is run around.

Shaun Phillips
"No one should motivate you as much as you motivate yourself."

How I See It: Nice words, but the irony is killing me inside.

Freddy Adu
"Hey guys thanks for the support for sure. its gonna happen sooner or later i promise you that."

How I See It: You mean you being good?

Thomas Howard
"Man I just ordered a fresh batch of KFC's Hot Wings. A 20 Piece"

How I See It: [see "Jonny Flynn].

Kassim Osgood
"No seriously guys, I think you should all follow @ShaunPhillips95 cuz he gets **** done! Say hello to him peoples!"

How I See It: Imagine how much **** he'd get done if he didn't motivate people to not let people motivate them.