Tweets By Tim Tebow, Carmelo Anthony And More

  • Wednesday, November 16, 2011 11:23 AM
  • Written By: Jeffrey Eisenband

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Derrick Williams
"There are a lot of good freshman this year tho! Good to see!"
How I See It: I would say there's a lot of good rookies in the NBA, but that's kind of tough to see right now.

Carmelo Anthony
""The hardest game to win is a won game""
How I See It: I'm confused. Does this mean the players won or the owners won? I think you're confusing yourself.

Jozy Altidore
"Much Better but still need to improve. #gettingthere #USMNT"
How I See It: Now, that's a good attitude. Giving up two goals to Slovenia is nothing to be ecstatic about.

Tim Tebow
"Micah 6:8 GB²"
How I See It: Don't you mean 2:8? Or maybe you meant 69 yards?

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Tweets By Dwyane Wade, Kevin Durant, Ozzie Guillen And More

  • Monday, May 16, 2011 3:29 PM
  • Written By: Jeffrey Eisenband

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Ozzie Guillen
"U are the man"
How I See It: My guess is that this wasn't meant for an umpire.

Dwyane Wade
"I had 2 laugh at ths..I was playing my oldest son Zaire on his nerf rim & he dunked & said Gibson while screaming..L2MS Kids u gotta luv em"
How I See It: Something tells me Pat Riley and Eric Spoelstra don't have a sense of humor about this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmN-MIbvLks

Kevin Durant
"Man they be cheatin terrible on angry birds...make me wanna throw my phone out the window.."
How I See It: And to think Kevin would be a little more relaxed today. Don't worry! There's no elimination round in Angry Birds.

David Ortiz
"Check me out in the streets of New York. Thanks again @MLBFanCave . http://bit.ly/k0dp7d"
How I See It: These hugs are definitely staged (not that I'm a biased Yankee fan or anything).
Curtis Granderson
"lots of proms going on tonight around the country. PLEASE BE SAFE!!!"
How I See It: Thanks, Mom.

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Tweets By Rory McIlroy, Rajon Rondo And Tiger Woods

  • Tuesday, April 12, 2011 8:24 PM
  • Written By: Jeffrey Eisenband

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Rory McIlroy
"Flying to Malaysia with charl! Glad one of us has a green jacket on!!! http://twitpic.com/4jqjuf"
How I See It: Speaking of awkward moments ...

Rajon Rondo
"Its going to be a very interesting series against NYK"
How I See It: But first, a very awkward regular-season finale.

Phil Hughes
"Gonna need many bolts updates wed night!"
How I See It: No. What you need is a moderately fast four-seamer.

Earvin Magic Johnson
"OKC, Durant, and Westbrook are for real and could prove problematic for the Lakers in the playoffs if they aren't playing their best ball."
How I See It: No way, man. Not one person in the entire country is thinking the same thing.

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Tweets By Tim Tebow, Alexander Ovechkin, Dwyane Wade And More

  • Tuesday, March 8, 2011 3:35 PM
  • Written By: Jeffrey Eisenband

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Darrelle Revis
"Road trip is almost over"

How I See It: Can't wait! Shoot, forgot that's was trademarked. Don't tell Bart!

Alexander Ovechkin
"We going home!can't wait....dc the best!"

How I See It: If Bart sees this page, we're doomed.

Dwyane Wade
"Alright Alright Alright @KevinHart4real is THE funniest person on earth right now..great show homie.."

How I See It: Tears of laughter? Good cover-up.

Tim Tebow
"Nothing like quoting John Denver when you're heading back to Denver... Had a great time this weekend but it's time to get back to work GB²"

How I See It: It took 23 years, but Tim Tebow finally quoted someone other than God.

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Tweets By Magic Johnson, CC Sabathia, John Wall And More

  • Tuesday, February 15, 2011 7:55 PM
  • Written By: Jeffrey Eisenband

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John Wall
"Headed to Orlando!"

How I See It: Wizards vs. Magic! Celebrities in attendance: Daniel Radcliffe, Selena Gomez and the Lucky Charms Leprechaun.

CC Sabathia
"My baseball hero for Feb.12th in honor of BHM was my favorite player growing up... Rickey Henderson http://fb.me/RgFUYG7N"

How I See It: Yeah, you guys have a similar style of play.

Earvin Magic Johnson
"If the season ended today, @RealLamarOdom should be the Sixth Man of the Year. He’s playing great....."

How I See It: No, at the Emmys, they refer to the award for best secondary actor as "Best Supporting Actor in a Reality Series." Magic's gotta steer clear of basketball terminology in pop culture.

Nick Swisher
"RT @BradPenny: @NickSwisher slap aj for me >haha."

How I See It: Don't just slap him for Brad. Slap him on behalf of the entire Yankees Universe. Then maybe he'll throw strikes again.

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Tweets By Steven Jackson, Jozy Altidore And More

  • Wednesday, January 5, 2011 4:42 PM
  • Written By: Dan Hurwitz

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Caitlin Lowe
"I'm so close to reenacting the "printer smashing" scene in office space...... "

How I See It: "Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?"

Steven Jackson
"Thanks to the fans for your support this year...truly appreciate u all. We made great strides but got more to accomplish next season! "

How I See It: And thank you for staying healthy all year and helping me win my fantasy league.

Le'Ron McClain
"Women women women "

How I See It: 'Nuff said.

Curtis Granderson
"If you could vote for the Baseball Hall of Fame, which eligible players would you vote for today? "

How I See It: JEFF BAGWELL JEFF BAGWELL JEFF BAGWELL...maybe next year

Jozy Altidore
"Mega millions is crazy! who ever woke up with that ticket prob cant believe it. #str8shock "

How I See It: Can't believe I bought 20 of those tickets.

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Tweets By Tim Tebow, LeBron James And More

  • Thursday, December 9, 2010 10:57 AM
  • Written By: Jeffrey Eisenband

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Tim Tebow
"We fully support Coach Studesville... He will do a great job in his new position and will make Broncos fans proud of this team! GB2"

How I See It: Why do I keep reading this as "Urban Meyer for Broncos coach 2011?"

Amare Stoudemire
"What’s the average age of the Knicks this year?"

How I See It: Well below your current scoring average.

Larry Fitzgerald
"@kurt13warner miss ya man! Tell the wife and kids I said hello"

How I See It: Not satisfied with your Fordham QB, Larry? Stop trying, he's not getting off the couch with four games left to play.

Curt Schilling
".296 13 HR 75 or so RBI's = 20+MM a year? 50 SB a year with a .337 OBP? I love Carl Crawford, plays his ass off, but 20x8? GRAB THAT CARL!"

How I See It: Ugh, now Schilling's going try to take credit for this signing, somehow.

Danny Granger
"In Milwaukee and there is absolutely nothing to do here"

How I See It: I feel like at least ten NBA players tweet this every week.

Jose Canseco
"Next item up for ouction spend a day with jose. Who's gonna start the bidding"

How I See It: I can only imagine: Wake up, eat breakfast, shoot up steroids. Eat lunch, shoot up steroids. Eat dinner, shoot up steroids. Rage with Mark McGwire. Take HGH and go to sleep.

Jozy Altidore
"Today reminded me of those Dominoes pizza kids who were farting on pizzas and all that. What ever happened to those kids??"

How I See It: What ever happened the U.S. soccer team? Come out again in three and a half years, please.

Jim Craig
"Pats vs Jets a great example of two different coaches both who teach their TEAM that winning is all that matters"

How I See It: And eating. And spying. And winning too, I guess.

Sasha Vujacic
"Special thanks to all of my fans who came out to the AT&T store in Newport on Saturday!!!"

How I See It: Right, cause they came for you, not Maria Sharapova. You are one lucky man, Sasha Vujacic,

LeBron James
"Peyton does on the field. Good or bad! People get on TV and think they can say whatever they want! And it's always former players! Crazy!!"

How I See It: You dig yourself into these holes, Mr. "Decision."

Athlete Tweets Review 08/25/10

  • Wednesday, August 25, 2010 4:27 PM
  • Written By: Ross Gordon

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Sidney Rice
"New blog... Sidneyrice18.com"

How I See It: It looks like Rice’s hip surgery has left him desperate for things to do.

Chad Ochocinco
"Me and baby Carlos jamming to Slique Song addicted http://bit.ly/c6MvEp"

How I See It: Chad rarely fails to amaze me. I don’t know if I’m more shocked that he bought the baby Carlos shirt or that he can actually roller skate backwards.

Jozy Altidore
"What's up people? 24 is an amazing tv show. Jack Bauer is no joke!"

How I See It: Yeah, we realize it’s a great TV show. You’re about nine years late on the Jack bandwagon.

Chris Bosh
"Training = pain"

How I See It: Creating super-team = annoying for NBA

Ricky Williams
"Commonly asked question...here's the answer: No more dreads for me. Simple as that. They served a purpose for me then, but no longer."

How I See It: No worries. Chris Johnson is rocking the dreadlocks now. They seem to have worked for him last season ...

Braylon Edwards
"Ok enough serious tweets for the day...every1 tweet @OGOchoCinco & @Lfitzgerald11 tell them how much better than them I am on Madden11 lol"

How I See It: Ochocinco and Fitzgerald each had 1,000-plus receiving yards last season. You didn’t even hit 700. Oh yeah, I heard that players with heavy-duty beards automatically get minus one on their overall rating too.

Tony Hawk
"Found this pic in my phone. Posting it = revenge on my son for making me fat. He could be in a new Austin Powers: http://post.ly/tWix"

How I See It: Ha ha ha, nothing better than a father publicly humiliating his son.

Athlete Tweets Review 07/14/10

  • Wednesday, July 14, 2010 5:09 PM
  • Written By: Dan Hurwitz

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Cole Aldrich
"Just wanted to thank the weather in Minnesota for getting my flight cancelled.."

I don't blame you, Cole. I'd like to stay away from there also.

Ticha Penicheiro
"I wanna be in LA right now and go to ESPY's!!!! :-/ "

Maybe you should be better at your sport and you can go next year.

Jozy Altidore
"Who's going to watch the ESPYS tonight? Should be a lot of fun! #Espys "

How I See It: Probably no one will be watching the Espys. Who cares?

Glen Davis
"Sometimes I feel like I should be a pre- school teacher!!! Ayo baby!! Burning love basketball to much!!! "

How I See It: You in pre-school would make more like a Big Baby.

Gerald McCoy
"Look out world! "

How I See It: For what?

Michael Huff
"All I got to say is if you want it in NCAA 2011 ill be whoopin ass all night....pause"

How I See It: Can we both play as Texas?

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Athlete Tweets Review 06/25/10

  • Friday, June 25, 2010 1:30 PM
  • Written By: Kenny Legan

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Jozy Altidore
"Spain is good."

How I See It: That's funny you mention that, Jozy because you scored on Spain last year to knock them out of the Confederations Cup. So you must be really good.

James Harden
"Why do beautiful women fall for lame dudes?"

How I See It: I think the appropriate question would be "Why do beautiful women fall for dudes without crazy goofy beards?" That would seem to apply to you more.

Nate Robinson
"I need y'all to follow my Lil bro @D_robinson16 he is new to twitter follow him"

How I See It: At least Ron Artest isn't asking us to follow his psychologist. Wait, what?

Darrell Reid
"Nuttin Like A Good Afternoon Nap. Who Wants 2 Join Me?"

How I See It: Is that your best pick-up line?

Will Blackmon
"7k on following friday would be lovely!"

How I See It: Twitter has truly taken over the universe if we now have Twitter nicknames for days.

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Athlete Tweets Review 06/23/10

  • Wednesday, June 23, 2010 8:04 PM
  • Written By: Dan Hurwitz

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Landon Donovan
"WOW :)"

How I See It: Enough said.

Stuart Holden
"I hope every1 is still celebrating back home because we all believe and never stopped believing! Thanks 4 the support! #usa on 2 the nxt! "

How I See It: U.S.A! U.S.A.!

Maurice Edu
"Omg! What a game!! Couldn't be more happy n proud!! Never want this feeling to end! I know u guys are with us too!! Let's go! #USA *us* "

How I See It: You could be more happy with a win against Ghana.

Jozy Altidore
"We move on!!! crazy game!!! how awesome did that celebration look on tv? lol "

How I See It: It was a thing of beauty.

Herculez Gomez
"How the hell am I supposed to sleep now.. this is ridiculous.. Saturday get here already! "

How I See It: Good luck.

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Athlete Tweets Review 10/13/09

  • Tuesday, October 13, 2009 7:45 PM
  • Written By: Dallas Wright

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Jessica Gysin
"First rain of the year...its kinda nice"

How I See It: Despite how persuasive Jessica in a bikini can be, she's pushing it with this one.

Braylon Edwards
"Only been here a week but I'm lovin the jets fans. J-E-T-S jets jets jets"

How I See It: I've emailed this to Braylon and his people for posterity. I'll see how he feels in about 8 weeks.

Nate Robinson
"Got a game today, we play philly we gotta make some shots and play great defense"

How I See It: If you want to win, then yes. I think Nate's previous tweet read, "we are driving to the store we gotta put the key in the ignition and not hit any other cars".

Nicole Hage
"Ok I'm doing it! I'm going now to get some bangs! Ahhh"

How I See It: "And after that, I'm going to order some Papa John's for dinner! I'm going to do that, not Domino's! AHHHH!"

Jozy Altidore
":( :( :( :( :( :( :("

How I See It: Don't fret Jozy. If you read this from right to left, it looks like smiley faces.

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