MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

T.J. Ward
"I hate loosing with a passion. There is no way that ill get use to this."

How I See It: You should wear a belt if your pants are too loose.

Willie Anderson
"Who do the Bengals have next week?"

How I See It: Why do you bother asking this question on Twitter when you have the entire world wide web at your disposal?

Steve Slaton
"Wish I could have a snowball fight"

How I See It: Why don’t you? None of your adult friends want to play in the snow with you?

Rudy Fernandez
"Patty is ironman!!!"

How I See It: No, Robert Downey Jr. is ...

Jalen Rose
"#NFL Detroit Lions thanks for beating the Packers 7-3! (After losing 19th straight division games)"

How I See It: Who knew all it would take is a concussion?

Joe Namath
"Dolphins reading Sanchez like a book…"

How I See It: Nah, I’d say reading Sanchez like a jet start-up manual.

Rajon Rondo
"I'm hungry and don't know what to eat"

How I See It: Food is normally a solid choice. Just don’t steal anything ... if anything, you should save that for the Tuesday night game against the Knicks.

Rasual Butler
"You better not be on twitter in church."

How I See It: Okay, I’m Jewish and I wouldn’t even Tweet in church.

Hunter Pence
"Game Set Match!! Texans baby!"

How I See It: Stick to baseball.

Willie Anderson
"I told yall last week The Legend of Mark Sanchez is growing!"

How I See It: No, the legend of Super Bowl XLIII MVP Santonio Holmes is growing.

Adam Rippon
"Wicked was amazing! If you ever have the chance to go and see it... GO!"

How I See It: The play is seven years old and was nominated for 10 Tony Awards in 2004. I think you’re the last one to see it.

Martellus Bennett
"Damn u kicked my heart in the ass girl."

How I See It: Wait, time out. You’re heart has an ass. You better get that checked out.

Trevor Immelman
"Go Cowboys!!!! Either Wade Phillips hard work is finally paying off or Jason Garrett is a genius...... #fb"

How I See It: It’s definitely not Wade, so it’s possible Jason Garrett is a genius. Someone check that man’s IQ.

Deion Sanders
"Who goes 1st Farve or Childress?"

How I See It: Trick question ... they are fired at the same time. Oh, and you spelled Favre wrong.

Chris Douglas-Roberts
"I'm a boss so my safe got a bathroom…"

How I See It: I’m Chris, I have no idea what I just said.

Willie Anderson
"Just realized since I broke my phone and got a new 1 I haven't tweeted in 4 days. Learning this new blackberry."

How I See It: OMG! Are you okay! How were you able to survive without Twitter?!

Chad OchoCinco
"Does anyone know if i need gun powder to shoot the musket when i score this sunday? #justaskin"

How I See It: Sounds like another fine to me. Be careful, Chad.

Lance Moore
"Good morning everyone. The goal today, as it is everyday, is to do whatever it takes to get a little bit better. #improvement "

How I See It: You sound like my dad.

Jeremy Shockey
"Hope to see everyone at METROPOLITAN The Official Post Game Party. Thursday sep 9th"

How I See It: You and the Saints are trying to win back-to-back championships and all you can think about is the PARTY after your first GAME. Wow.

Justin Forsett
"Up early this morning got a photo shoot with ESPN but I'm kinda sleepy got to wake up fast "

How I See It: You would think he would be a little bit more excited to be on ESPN.com or in the Mag. I wonder his reaction was when he found out he is the starter for week one.

Darrelle Revis
"just landed back in jersey, the flight was a lil rough tho but im just happy to be home. "

How I See It: Well good, because you had every Jet fan eating their feelings because they thought Revis Island had turned into a your new favorite vacation spot.

LeBron James
"Good morning world! Time to get that work in! Have a productive day and don't waste a min or let a opportunity pass u bye. "

How I See It: Well obviously you say that now. You let so many opportunities pass you by in July: The opportunity of saving the Knicks from years of underachievement and to be Cleveland's favorite athlete from now through eternity ... just to name two.

Glen Davis
"Like for real !! All that fake air in a bro food ! Y'all girls are crazy !! Don't try to make me food !! Then when I take a bit I got hair!!"

How I See It: They don’t call him Big Baby for nothing. He never stops complaining.

Josh Cribbs
"On my way home from bowling!!! Glad we have tomorrow off!!!"

How I See It: Out of all the NFL teams that can afford bowling night immediately followed by a vacation day, the Browns definitely aren’t one of them.

Kevin Weekes
"Awesome time tonight,great friends,full moon shining nicely off the Caribbean Sea."

How I See It: Maybe that will be the Browns’ schedule for next training camp (see above).

Brett Anderson
"Long road trip coming up...should be fun."

How I See It: Any road trip in which the roads lead away from Oakland is definitely fun.

Andy Murray
"Had a relaxing weekend.. could have done without a penalty miss in the fantasy football gameweek tho!"

How I See It: Fantasy futbol.

Kirk Morrison
"Just ran through the Jacksonville Airport like I was OJ Simpson in that car commercial back in the day. Barely made my flight. #sweating"

How I See It: If you ran as fast as O.J. drove white Broncos, you probably would've made your flight with time to spare.

Nick Collison
"U can imagine the horror of realizing you have "my humps" by black eyed peas on your ipod as shuffle plays the song #mustbeavirus"

How I See It: Probably the same horror one experiences when checking out your Twitter picture, Collison.

Meryl Davis
"The snooze button is the meanest invention ever~who gives sleeping people the option to continue doing so in 5 min increments? Stop teasing!"

How I See It: That's why you get an alarm clock with a nine-minute snooze. It makes waking up a little sweeter.

Bryant McKinnie
"I'm down here on the beach 4 a meeting! Its very hot out here 2day. I'm early 4 a change, the ppl r 15min away."

How I See It: Meeting on the beach? Yes, please. How they expect you guys to be productive, though, I don't know.

Ottis Anderson
"is it me or does it seem the NBA Finals have been going on for a LONG time"

How I See It: I'm right there with you, Ottis. At least it ends tonight. Good luck Lakers/Celtics!

Michael Oher
"Getting my air conditioning fixed it's been a little hot the last few days."

How I See It: And it will only get worse.

Jonny Flynn
"I have know clue what to get my moms for mothers day? Suggestions from women would be niiiiiice (fab voice)"

How I See It: You also have NO clue how to spell the word NO.

David Anderson
"So if I celebrate cinco de Mayo, when the Mexicans defeated French, I am going to celebrate 1 of July, Canandians free from British. Fair"

How I See It: Makes sense. Everyone should get work off on both those days to celebrate.

Will Blackmon
"Ninja turtles 2 secret of the ooze is on HBO! Nice!"

How I See It: One of the best movies ever made. "Go ninja! Go ninja! Go!"

Andy Roddick
"my fantasy baseball team absolutely sucks... it frustrates me daily..... *%#*"

How I See It: Luckily there are only 130 games remaining.

Mike Jenkins
"Congrats to the big homie Pacman Jones!"

How I See It: Way to go, big homie. Enjoy your three months with the Bengals.

David Anderson
"I am not sure if Jerry Jones knew he was doin an interview. Drunk interviews while the most amusing, not a good idea haha"

How I See It: He had no clue where he was. I want to party with Jerry.

Nick Mangold
"How come PETA doesn't protect humans which after all, we are mammals? Aren't we like the greatest animal ever? Stupid stupid PETA"

How I See It: It would give them something else to protest about.

Ricky Williams
"What a great way 2 start my day! We got Brandon! It's gonna b hard to stack the line of scrimmage. Ronnie & I r the happiest people on Earth"

How I See It: Now you only need a quarterback.

Darrelle Revis
"What's up everyone. Brandon Marshall to the dolphins huh. That's a good look for them"

How I See It: But it's not a good look for you. You will have to chase around Marshall twice a year now.

Usain Bolt
"The track is where i answer all my critics."

How I See It: You don't have any critics. Everyone knows you are the best in the world.

Jason Grilli
"My favorite DVD my kid watches that I don't get sick of is Elmos Potty Time. If ya need a great laugh check it out!"

How I See It: "Elmo's Potty Time" sounds a little dirty. What do they have going on on Sesame Street these days?

Willie Anderson
"Back to this snow! I'm starving!"

How I See It: Use a period!

Fabian Washington
"I'm like fish grease what that mean I'm really hot"

How I See It: Or just greasy.

Kikkan Randall
"Just saw something that falls between a segway and a trike, wow!"

How I See It: Oh, damn. Hope that kid was okay.

Andrew Bogut
"How do people play slot machines for hours on end... I would be bored after 10 mins"

How I See It: We can't all afford to let $50 go without trying to win it back.

Trent Shelton
"So who's all in dallas for all-star?"

How I See It: I can just taste the boredom.

Willie Anderson
"ok back at home! she messed her car up!"

How I See It: I give in...

Willie Anderson
"As soon as the draft come fans will forget about this season. Thats how team execs feel every year. fans across the league all feel equal"

How I See It: Unless you're the Bears and you traded away your whole draft.

Mike James
"Don't treat people like Sugar Honey Ice Tea:-) and if they take a phone friendship the wrong way. Just b 100 with the person let em know"

How I See It: ...I have absolutely no idea what this means.

Amanda Beard
"My husband got me season 1 of true blood and man it's good!"

How I See It: Now that I think about it, Amanda kinda looks like an extra from True Blood.

Apolo Ohno
"Went heavy in the weight room today. This is what it is all about! Very pleased with our progress.1 more session of training today. get it!"

How I See It: So you all actually put weights on the bar this time?

Serena Williams
"I'm just waking up in austrlia..."

How I See It: Thanks for being so humble.

Martellus Bennett
"Eva Mendes had to go too rehab."

How I See It: You should go to school.

Willie Anderson
"Like I say every Week! Chris Johnson equals Beast! Take out The 3 Qbs Manning, Brady, and Brees. Johnson best player!"

How I See It: Adrian Peterson called. He'd like some recognition.

C.J. Wilson
"a burrito either makes your day way better or way worse...considering I've got to run, swim and lift weights today...might not be good!"

How I See It: Sorry, I can't ever see the bad side in a burrito.

Jessica Gysin
"Ncaa tourney selection show on ESPNnews in 5 mins! Ahh"

How I See It: It's not March. Therefore, no one cares.

Chris Bosh
"@chrisbosh....see u above the rim buddy"

How I See It: Was expecting Bosh to hand out the rejection hotline up there, but I guess that didn't happen.

Ron Artest
"On December 4th Ron Artest is having a party at a secret location. It's called"December Dimes" email me for free tickets or for location!!"

How I See It: Um, I’m busy on December 4th I think. Yeah definitely.

Shayla Worley
"I like sleeping in on staurdays and I love college football game, I love not actin my age and good barbecue."

How I See It: We should definitely meet.

Mark May
"My best picks for next ND coach KIRK FERENCE,BOB STOOPS,TONY DUNGY"

How I See It: But if Charlie Weis is fired, what will you tweet about?

Larry Fitzgerald
"Taking off!Its a Business trip headed to Tennessee. Hit u guys when we make it in! Cardinals Nation stand up!"

How I See It: Cardinals Nation will try to stand up, but it gets pretty crowded on that bandwagon.

Ottis Anderson
"so, talk to me what was the best deal you found on black friday? best deal you are still looking for?"

How I See It: The best deal? Not participating in Black Friday shopping at all. Saves me the most money every time.

Willie Anderson
"@OGOchoCinco When we doing Fatburger Friday Lunch with your followers?"

How I See It: Subway for you sir.

John Calipari
"I was happy how we overcame the 18-point deficit."

How I See It: The joy just explodes from this tweet, Coach Cal.

Jalen Rose
"My recap on Pacquiao-Cotto... it's time to see Pacquiao-Mayweather...who's with me?"

How I See It: Everybody but Floyd.

Bryant McKinnie
"Just touched down! The shortest flight I've ever been on. Real Talk! 17min!"

How I See It: Where'd you fly? Target?

Tommy Lasorda
"Congratulations to Royal's P Zack Greinke for winning the AL Cy Young. I managed 2 NL Cy Young winners: Fernando ('81) and Hershiser ('88)"

How I See It: I'll remember that the next time I play Trivial Pursuit. Talk about irrelevant.

Venus Williams
"@bigmacvikings what are you reading for bible study?"

How I See It: Big Mac left his Quran at home, Venus. So I think it's safe to say he'll be bringing The Bible.

Bill Stewart
""Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.” - Tom Landry"

How I See It: We couldn't have gotten a better Landry quote here? That's like quoting Ali saying "I love boxing. I love boxing a whole lot."

Ottis Anderson
"Who's checking me out on comedy central tonight? Someone cries and not from laughing...but it will b funny"

How I See It: An exercise in self-promotion futility.

Nick Mangold
"@DUSTINKELLER81 pee in the subway of course"

How I See It: Jeez, Dustin, how could you not know that?

Chris Johnson
"Ladies, does CJ have a chance? RT @ChrisJohnson28: Come on man baddest chick in the game I luv alica"

How I See It: A chance? That 0-6 record says no.