Allan Houston
"Life is all about God's timing. Be prepared for your time!"
How I See It: Really? I always thought that shot against the Heat in '99 was all skill.
Billy Donovan
"Follow @GatorZoneMBK today at SEC Basketball Media days...UF goes from 11-1:10 p.m."
How I See It: Ah, Billy, keep working on that mediocre NCAA team. Dwight Howard and Rashard Lewis clearly were not worthy.
Kurt Warner
"Morning y'all... trying 2 give u something good, but got NOTHING this a.m. sorry, maybe later - Lil Jimmy says keep smiling in the meantime!"
How I See It: Sadly, Kurt Warner's twitter page is more exciting than the entire NFC West.
Danilo Gallinari
"Nice dinner out with my friend andrea..now ready to sleep..let's do it.."
How I See It: Aw, man. I thought Danilo had a hot date until I realized the Knicks were in Toronto.
Freddy Adu
"Thanks guys"
How I See It: No, thank you, Freddy ... for never living up to the hype and playing seven years of average soccer.
Michael Strahan
"Congrats to the Texas Rangers. The better team won!! I have ties to both states so its a win win for me.... Go Rangers!!!"
How I See It: Really, Michael? So, who are you going to root for on Monday night? Giants or Cowboys? Pick the wrong answer, and you will never be on a Subway commercial in the state of New York ever again.
JR Celski
"scratch that... they just hit #28!"
How I See It: Somebody's a little confused. The Yankees would have gotten #28 if they won the World Series. The Rangers beat them though.
Kevin Durant
"Monta Ellis makes it look so easy when he plays!!! Always enjoy watchin him hoop"
How I See It: And this guy's humble too? I like Kevin a lot better than that OTHER MVP candidate.
Carmelo Anthony
"“I’m committed. Are you? http://OFA.BO/?” #Retweet"
How I See It: Hahahahaha. Committed to what? Demanding a trade?
LeBron James
"Akron, OH!! Best city in the WORLD!! Catch up"
How I See It: Hypocrite.