MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Marshall Faulk
"Please don't tell me the heat can't close this one out."
How I See It: Yeah, they can finish games. It’s not like you’re watching the Knicks…

Lance Armstrong
"Is it really already May?"
How I See It: Can you really not read a calendar?

Kevin Durant
"Tough game, but we have to stay positive! Thanks for the inspiration!! Back to work tomorrow!"
How I See It: Those are a ton of exclamation points for a 13-point loss.

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Lance Armstrong
"Up early here in OZ. Anti-doping blood control for the UCI."

How I See It: No point in testing again because we all know the truth.

Pete Carroll
"in our team mtg this afternoon, we already turned our focus to 2011... we're so pumped to take you along with us! #12thMan"

How I See It: It's understandable that the meeting quickly turned to 2011 since there was nothing good about yesterday’s performance against the Bears.

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Lance Armstrong
"Walked out to get my morning paper and nearly busted my ass (and dropped my cup of java) on an ice patch. really?"

How I See It: Next time, pour your coffee on the ice patch and all injuries can be avoided.

Reggie Bush
"I'll take a concussion any day before getting blind sided in my knees."

How I See It: I'd rather have bad knees than a broken brain, but that's just me.

Greg Lemond
"Wishes my daughter a happy 21st Birthday today"

How I See It: She'd thank you, but she's probably too busy nursing her hangover from last night's rager. Not like that's from personal experience or anything.

Kawika Mitchell
"Forgot to give mention to the Buffalo Sabres coming into Atl and beating the Thrashers 4-1. Go Sabres!"

How I See It: At least one Buffalo team still knows how to win a game every once in a while.

Allison Baver
"Whenever I get confused or overwhelmed I go to the mall. Works wonders"

How I See It: Obsessed with the mall. Now that's a stereotype I can get behind.

Lance Armstrong
"Love hanging out w/ beautiful women. http://post.ly/15yj0"

How I See It: This post was a lot more newsworthy before I realized the picture was of a baby.

Justin Forsett
"So the Beast Mode runs out of gas @ a stoplight & I'm the 1 pushing the car through downtown lol thanks to the 2 guys that helped me to"

How I See It: The tough life of a backup running back in the NFL.

Bernard Berrian
"i mean didnt u say u have somethin to do? go do that, n let me be"

How I See It: Ouch dude, lighten up. At least y'all aren't 1-4 like the Cowboys.

Brian Cushing
"Good win for the #yanks. I've got confidence they can win 2 in the great state of TX"

How I See It: What is Cush on now!? Not a good way to regain the fans' respect.

Matthew Hasselbeck
"RT @KING5Sports: Arizona rookie QB Max Hall says he's heard Qwest Field is "a fun place to play." http://tinyurl.com/28v5myk"

How I See It: Comments like that really aren't going to help Hall on Sunday.

Chris Harris
"Memo: If ur an NFL player and u wanna ensure u don't get hurt............DON'T PLAY!"

How I See It: Amen. Thank you.

Malcolm Jenkins
"Headed back to jersey"

How I See It: Holla at my girl Snooki for me, Malcolm.

Martellus Bennett
"Time to watch these bootlegs I got from my guy."

How I See It: Next up to be sued for copyright infringement: Martellus Bennett, come on down!

Lance Armstrong
"Doh, sorry, meant "my" final Tour."

How I See It: Hey, Lance, think you put the quotation marks around the wrong word. My "final" tour is more like it. See you next year in France, buddy.

Alex Harvey
"@IvanBabikov What was more tiring? Training or Monopoly?!?!?!"

How I See It: Monopoly, hands down. At least training has an end in sight.

C.J. Spiller
"Well hlf day done now in relax mode then it's bak to learning how to be NFL pro"

How I See It: You better learn fast. My Buffalo Bills need you, Spiller.

Colby Armstrong
"watching the hockey game. Pretty good so far. One more period to go tho. 2nd intermission, gonna wrestle my 3 dogs. 3 on 1...I got this!!"

How I See It: The Colby vs. dogs wrestling match will probably be more competitive than Canada-Germany hockey.

Andrew Bogut
"#ilikedyouuntil you thought I was a Bank."

How I See It: And in this recession, being called a bank is like being called a Nazi.

Kerron Clement
"#ilikedyouuntil U open ur mouth"

How I See It: This does not seem like a very productive way to start a relationship.

Apolo Ohno
"It's raining here...I think it's quite beautiful actually. 3 more intense days to go! I am ready."

How I See It: I know this has nothing to do with the tweet, but Apolo Ohno might be the coolest name ever. Especially for an Olympian.

Frank Trigg
"Finally after several hours of curling jockey is on. Canada v Germany."

How I See It: After the devastating loss to the United States, Canadian hockey players apparently dropped their sticks to start playing a new game: jockey. Still better than curling I guess.

Lance Armstrong
"Weather forecast is calling for snow flurries in Austin on Friday. That ain't funny."

How I See It: No, no it is not.

Rashanda McCants
"I was watching a throw back movie and was wondering do pagers still exist? i never really understood the purpose of them"

How I See It: I'm sorry what now? I had to step out I got a page.

Rhys Lloyd
"Aston James Lloyd... Born at 10:02am this morning. Baby and mum healthy. May the legend begin"

How I See It: Congratulations. Haha, the legend. That's rich.

Keith Bulluck
"If I were Tiger Woods I wud G5 it 2 my private island n Dubai w/10 real ppl (mixed company) who r bout it & get it n...xcluding wifey hahaha"

How I See It: Annnnnnd that's why you are not Tiger Woods.

Jeremy Shockey
"with fam and friends... so happy to be a saint.."

How I See It: Can't blame you.