MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Quentin Groves
"BEEN NICE FOR TO LONG..."

How I See It: I agree, Quentin. Time to cause world chaos and destruction because there is seriously not enough of that going on these days. You should ask Ben Roethlisberger or Plaxico Burress for advice on this matter, I think they know how to handle your problem.

Chris Douglas-Roberts
"My tattoo guy text me saying "you're long overdue for a tatt homie." & he's right! It's been like a month & some change. He knows me."

How I See It: I think the Nets should put on a promotion on what CDR's next tat should be. Maybe the guy who drew up the sideline play the team used this year can have that ingrained on CDR's skin because it's the only thing right the team has done.

Sean Avery
"Nobody has ever witnessed 2 Humpback Whales mating!"

How I See It: Hey, Sean, maybe you could be the first and enjoy some sloppy seconds afterward!

Shaun Phillips
"What if tiger got a tattoo like Kobe"

How I See It: Phillips should be a PR man after he's done playing. All Tiger would need to do is get a $4 million ring and everything will be all right.

Tashard Choice
"I just feel so super cool right now"

How I See It: When you're one of the main running backs for "America's Team", can score with Jessica Simpson, Carrie Underwood, one of the cheerleaders, the question is: Why do you sometimes NOT feel super cool?

Sean Avery
"Police escort to the Airport...."

How I See It: Most likely the police aren’t escorting Sean. They are escorting everyone else to protect them from Sean.

Jay Feely
"I remember Lloyd Carr getting mad at me (good natured) for rooting for upsets in NCAA tourney b/c I always played for Power favorites"

How I See It: I remember getting sort of mad at Lloyd Carr for losing to Ohio State a bunch of times ... and then Rich Rodriguez showed up. Now I’m really pissed.

Michael Waltrip
"I wish I was driving tomorrow. Last Friday was fun !"

How I See It: Don’t have too much fun when you drive. As the commercial says: drive drunk, you will get caught.

Chris Douglas-Roberts
"Please stop comparing that 08 Memphis team to this Kentucky team. Pleeeease! They're good, but please...stop."

How I See It: Yeah, at least Kentucky can make free throws. Ooooh, too soon?

Kenny Wallace
"I was trying to show my whole life on twitter with snap shots...About got myself killed couple times tweeting while walking into parked cars"

How I See It: Your life would not only flash before you own eyes, it would flash before the eyes of your entire base of followers.

Donnie Avery
"Just seen about 6 chicks i kno in the New Slim Thug music video....lmao"

How I See It: And the Rams have 6 combined wins in the past three seasons. I know this is completely unrelated and entirely coincidental, but I had to point it out.

Shaun Phillips
"Give me some stuff to make fun of."

How I See It: How about the St. Louis Rams?

Thurman Thomas
"Don't ask,Dont Tell, Dont touch Me,Dont look At Me,Dont Call my Name, Dont get Behind Me,Dont, Dont,Dont"

How I See It:I’m not going to ask or tell what the message of this tweet is, because I have no idea. Does he support “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell?” Is he against it? Or maybe this is about Dwight Freeney’s injury?

Michael Strahan
"Been working on a campaign that hopefully will help a lot of people and inform them about something that could change their life."

How I See It: C’mon Mike. I'm pretty sure the last time you said this, you ended up in that weird Subway commercial singing opera with Justin Tuck. Let’s not do that again.

Jose Canseco
"Enough about me, lets talk about you and your life. What do you do? Where are you from? Lets talk about it.........."

How I See It: Am I at Guantanamo Bay right now?