MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Corey Pavin
"SOP: need to focus on this week's major...won't be tweeting much. Get back at ya when I can."

How I See It: Good call. You never know when Jim Gray will strike with his revenge.

Dawan Landry
"@D24m Wussap Brett Favre?"

How I See It: The day Brett Favre joins Twitter is the day the our society begins to die. All as Favre sends out misleading and ambiguous tweets about his future.

Cliff Avril
"Why? Ever wonder why?"

How I See It: If I were a Detroit Lions player, I would ask the same thing.

Kawika Mitchell
"Living my dream"

How I See It: Playing in Buffalo ... yup, sounds like a dream job.

DeJuan Blair
"Leave ya keys on the kitchen counter and give me back that ruby ring wit da big dimond!!"

How I See It: I don’t think DeJuan meant to send this message to Twitter.

Cliff Avril
"Don't let anyone control ur happiness..."

How I See It: Shouldn’t be too difficult when you are on the Lions. There isn’t too much happiness to go around.

Bernard Berrian
"The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for. ~Earnest Hemingway. I agree with the 2nd part."

How I See It: But would Hemingway agree with how you spelled his first name?

Nick Mangold
"I can't not wait for #LOST. The Willy Wonka reference in the preview gave me the willies(no pun intended)(well maybe alittle intended)"

How I See It: Yeah I’m pretty sure that pun was very much intended.

Matt Forte
"In Natoma, Kansas it's ilegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits! #Randomfact I always thought it was legal lol"

How I See It: And that is exactly why the Royals don’t wear pinstripes.

Kerron Clement
"#BREAKINGNEWS Lets take a moment and #SayNoToDrugs"

How I See It: It’s 4/20 today, so I’m not sure if this tweet is perfect timing or horrible timing. And I'm not sure if it is breaking news either.

Cliff Avril
"Why do ex NBA wives have a show? Makes no sense to me..."

How I See It: Sorry to break it to you, Cliff, but more people probably watch that show than your Lions games.

Travis Outlaw
"Do you think you should live with someone before you get married? They say you never know a person until you live with them, right?"

How I See It: Ask Tiger.

Donte Whitner
"Who's coming to my wedding? @ my newly built home?"

How I See It: Wow, not bad for a guy who got arrested for harassment against his girlfriend. How much you paying her?

Frank Trigg
"Ribs, baked potatoe, salad, wine, wine, water, water, water for dinner"

How I See It: I want to draw your attention to Trigg's bio on the right side of his twitter page. It says he's a "MMA Broadcater" then at the end, "I'm smart just ask me." How do you spell potato and broadcaster, Frankie?

Maurice Jones-Drew
"At chillis and the line is around the corner so I'm gonna be patient and wait bc I want my cobb salad.... Lol "

How I See It: MJD, doing it in real life like he does on the field -- waiting for the holes to open up and then snagging the opportunity.

Bo Van Pelt
"My 3 yr Old just said" dad, when u have a runny nose- u just wipe it on your bed- right?? Parenting 101."

How I See It: You told him yes, right?

Thurman Thomas
"Todd Collins says to Eric Moulds, you are a racist, Moulds without missing a beat. No I'm not, I love white women..."

How I See It: That's hilarious.

Cliff Avril
"What's up Twitter nation? What's on tv to watch tonight?"

How I See It: You're kidding.

Nick Barnett
"I know I said I wouldn't shave... I only meant the beard lol I have to shave this mustache lol"

How I See It: Never let your little brother use your Twitter.

Jon Brockman
"I just had a pee test after practice. I had to drink 3 waters, 4 gatorades, one protein shake, and eat two eggo waffles in order to go..."

How I See It: No worries bro. You can celebrate with me in only 2 more weeks.

Fabian Washington
"I scream you scream we all scream for ice cream. LMAO"

How I See It: I tried screaming for ice cream with my mom once ... didn’t work too well. I got a timeout.

Jose Canseco
"B e careful with the irs they r coming down hard on people"

How I See It: And recently, the amount of tax dollars we owe has been on steroids.

Cliff Avril
"It's funny what people say to u sometimes..."

How I See It: Cliff, you’re on the Lions. Take it like a man.

Kevin Johnson
"Click the link to the see the press conference in which I endorsed Tyreke Evans for Rookie of the Year. RekeROY! http://bit.ly/cuJpQD"

How I See It: “Endorsed?” Really? This is what the NBA Rookie of the Year award has come to?

Mark Sanchez
"My buddy Ryan is running the LA Marathon for the John Wayne Cancer Institute. Check out the link www.firstgiving.com/ryanrunsla"

How I See It: By "Ryan," do you mean Rex Ryan? Because that would be AWESOME to see Rex Ryan run a marathon. Especially for a good cause.

Nick Barnett
"Does anyone want a tour of my home in Cali?? If I can get 1500 replys I will do one fasure"

How I See It: Are you selling it? No? Is the offseason that boring?

Natasha Hastings
"@sidneyrice u just disappeared. Lol. What's goin on wit u?"

How I See It: Can't take a hint.

Cliff Avril
"At Gladys Knights chicken and waffles... Bout to grub"

How I See It: See Nick, this is how you spend an offseason.

Jose Canseco
"If u no a haiter expose them to me and the world"

How I See It: Jose Canseco: Officer of Twittilante Justice.

Rhys Lloyd
"May go to dicks later and buy a punching bag.. "

How I See It: 10 years ago, I'd of had a field day with this one.

Orlando Hudson
"Twins land second baseman Hudson | twinsbaseball.com: News http://bit.ly/cpiBCf"

How I See It: I had nothing against you up until this point, Orlando. Enjoy the snow ball in March.

Rashad McCants
"Habitual line steppers!!!!"

How I See It: The man may be a bit of a bust, but anybody who references Chappelle's Show is a winner in my book.

Cliff Avril
"Man Im tryin to go to the beach but I think I need a nap or somethin..."

How I See It: Is the beach going somewhere?

Shaun Phillips
"FML is all I have to say. South beach is some bullshit. In a good way of course."

How I See It: This tweet is garbage. In a good way of course.

Rashad Jennings
"The Book Of Eli was a Great movie! anybody seen it?"

How I See It: Actually no.

Russell Westbrook
"GEtting Dressed.... then headed too the Ford Center to play the Bobcats... LEts Get it!!!!"

How I See It: The Bobcats and Thunder! The NBA: where meaningless December games happen.

Renee Montgomery
"If ur rating a relationship and give it a 7.5, would that be considered high?"

How I See It: Should I start worrying that women rate their relationships?

Cliff Avril
"Just touchdown in San Fran.... Extremely too long of a flight..."

How I See It: Cliff sounds extremely too excited to be in San Francisco for this game.

June Jones
"ESPN SportsCenter Highlight Of The Night - SMU Blasts Nevada - http://bit.ly/8vo8Oa"

How I See It: There must have really been a lot of great sporting events that night!

Tony Hawk
"Just went to the grocery store and saw two separate incidents of bloody noses. One by Starbucks and one by the checkout line. The Happening?"

How I See It:Maybe The Happening. Maybe 24 Season 3. Or maybe just crazy shoppers throwing fists like Floyd Mayweather Jr. to get post-Christmas sales.