MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Ivan Babikov
"Raining hard in Whistler this morning. We'll get wet and cold skiing today"

How I See It: Safe bet.

Jose Canseco
"There is just too many of you to help at one sitting! I have to run. Enjoy your day!"

How I See It: How screwed up must your life be when you're willing to stand IN LINE for help from Jose Canseco?

Martellus Bennett
"second bowl is always better than the 1st"

How I See It: Never lied about that.

Michael Waltrip
"I was just reminded that I had asparagus last evening."

How I See It: Some very subtle humor from Mr. Waltrip.

Chad OchoCinco Johnson
"Man I am gonna be on with the homie @revis24 on first take also, this is gonna be cool"

How I See It: Is Darrelle gonna shut you down on there too?

Chris Needham
"Races are underway, ice is questionable"

How I See It: ...as in there's a chance the ice won't show up?

Thomas Howard
"I just saw a Snickers commercial with Aretha Franklin in it. It was funny"

How I See It: Thank you for your input, Mr. Howard.

Shawne Merriman
"I feel like going to the wild animal park and playing in a lions den"

How I See It: Anybody got the number to TMZ's tip hotline?

Ivan Babikov
"Well, that was my first race at this Olympics! Pretty happy with my 8th place! Good start but more races to go!Team looks great!"

How I See It: He's taking this a lot better than I take 8th-place finishes on Mario Kart.

Apolo Ohno
"Ps-my apologies for "spoiling" certain results....I keep forgetting most USA has east coast feeds.."

How I See It: And I'm sorry for "muttering" terrible things under my breath about you.

Apolo Ohno
"Seth wescott!!! GOLD! Awesome!!!"

How I See It: STOP!