MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Alex Morgan
"Watchin some MLS... Chicago fans get your butts to their games, way too many empty seats"
How I See It: You watch the MLS? Alex, you just lost a lot of respect from Americans."

C.J. Wilson
"Boarding the plane headed 2 STL #thisboatisreal ---only about 650 miles, anyone driving back and forth?"
How I See It: P.S. I got the ball in Game One. @Clifflee, hope Philadelphia was fun this season.

LeBron James
"Watching CSI: Miami "Look Who's Taunting" with @SavannahRB. We glued to the TV. Love this show!! I need to make a cameo soon. #Actor"
How I See It: Does CSI: Miami have a strong enough supporting cast for you? Can you act with David Caruso being the only other superstar on the roster?

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Prince Amukamara
"Love it when people dress up for the Harry Potter Premieres! #teamhufflepuff"
How I See It: The hardest part of the whole ordeal is deciding who to dress up as, although that must be easy for Amukamara. #thehalfbloodPrince

James Harrison
"This statement will be my only response to the Men's Journal article. http://fb.me/E1YJ8564"
How I See It: While it's nice to see Harrison explain himself, I was really hoping that his tirade would continue and eventually inspire "Horrible Bosses 2: NFL Edition," starring the linebacker and NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell.

Dan Henderson
"Here's a topless pic of me w/ @Rachelle_Leah from the @MMAthletics shoot http://twitpic.com/5q8vta"
How I See It: Kids, let this serve as a reminder of the power and responsibility that come with the use of grammar. Mr. Henderson came very close to describing a picture that certainly would have had his twitter account suspended.

Jose Bautista
"Just a sprain guys! Hope to wake up tomorrow and feel better!"
How I See It: That loud wooshing sound you are hearing is all of Toronto finally exhaling. In a minute, expect to hear some rumbling created by the groans of every Blue Jays fan who once again remembers that the team will never make the playoffs playing in the AL East.

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Gerald McCoy
"Dang James "Whitey" Bulger just got caught last night. Bulger is Jack Nicholson character in the Departed. I didn't know it was a true story"
How I See It: #duh. Now it should make sense why Bulger was spotted exiting a showing of the film in San Diego when it was released.

Jeff Capel
"Ron Artest has legally changing his name to Metta World Peace!!!! Most exciting news of the night thus far!!!"
How I See It: If only World B. Free had a twitter account to comment on this news...

Plaxico Burress
"By the way, I'm addicted to Garretts Popcorn! The Chicago mix cheddar and caramel! Unreal!!"
How I See It: I suppose it's the little things you appreciate when you finally get out of the slammer.

Maurice Jones-Drew
"Damn I wish they would have stayed we would be crazy!! #gobruins!!!!!"
How I See It: This coming from a man who left UCLA after his junior year. Now you know how the football fans must have felt when you left.

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Greg Monroe
"y wuld u say u aint gonna do somethin when thats exactly what u gonna do?"

How I See It: Are you referring to NBA teams telling themselves they are going to win when they aren't?

Nick Barnett
"Time to cheat on my no meat diet!!! Fiveguys Chesse burger it's going down!!"

How I See It: In-N-Out is better.

John Wall
"Good morning world"

How I See It: What's so good about being 6-15?

Jimmy Clausen
"I don't understand why people wear masks around town still ??"

How I See It: Jimmy, if you keep playing like you have been, you might want to start wearing a mask around town.

Chad Ochocinco
"T.G.I.F. = Thank God I'm Forgiven for that 1 time i took that candy out of the store when i was a child (please insert your own forgiven)"

How I See It: Little Chad stealing candy? Child, please.

Brandon McDonald
"Bout to go smash some Waffle House..."

How I See It: How does one go about smashing a waffle house? Have fun with that.

Jay Feely
"Busted! RT @MikeAndMike Did Golic wear the same shirt on Letterman twice? He says no. You decide! Here's the pic: http://es.pn/ak1RJm"

How I See It: Just stop, Jay, you are the only one who cares enough to post a picture of that.

Nick Barnett
"Well it is what it is... Next year someone will pay for this.. I will take out my anger and fustrations out on all opposing teams!"

How I See It: You need to relax.

Steve Breaston
"Hmmmm I'm human, and I workout Active everyday, so yeah I can doughnuts @KidStallyn: @SBreaston15 WHA WHA (cont) http://tl.gd/6gce4r"

How I See It: I was convinced you were like a receiving robot, 14 receptions is almost un-human, and ONE whole touchdown?! At least you’re starting now and eating donuts.

Nate Robinson
"Follow my boy @Dchristmas22 he is the ugliest dude from Philly and has a cave man's grill lol #WORDAAPP"

How I See It: You’re the shortest dude from Boston.

Darnell Dockett
"Then she had the nerve to tell me she still likes me ! And she follows me on twitter! *blank stare*"

How I See It: I wonder if it’s cause she saw you showering live on UStream, I mean, people do that a lot right? *blank stare*

Chris Douglas-Roberts
"I'm bringing a special guest with me to Memphis Madness tonighttttt! ;-D"

How I See It: Five t’s and a winky face?! Somebody thinks they’re going to have a good day.

CJ Spiller
"Well had a great wk of prac now its off to clemson for da big wknd can't wait get bak in death valley on sat. God get all da glory.#21"

How I See It: Clemson must have pretty lenient with you because of your athletic ability; did you cut all your English classes? The Bills are 0-5, just so you know.

Nick Barnett
"Watching NFL live getting excited!!! Got my work done early now just bored... So every time commercials come on 50 pushups!! Leeggoooooo"

How I See It: I do the same thing with commercials and pushups when I watch HBO. No commercials, but still.

Russell Okung
"So I have a question for all of you. Are you living or are you existing?"

How I See It: Somebody has a little Andy Dufresne in him.

Matt Forte
"@Jones_Drew32 I got you Batman... I'm healthy!"

How I See It: Batman? Maurice Jones-Drew is the true identity of the Dark Knight?

Donte Whitner
"In LIFE u don't find a way to win...u MAKE a way to win!"

How I See It: That must be why Whitner’s Bills are so good.

Kawika Mitchell
"What up world? Camp #8 and Buffalo Bills 2010 ready for takeoff. B n Buffalo tomorrow and n Rochester on Wednesday. Is Rochester ready 4 us?"

How I See It: Better question: Are you ready for Rochester?

Bo Van Pelt
"My 3 yr Old just said" dad, when u have a runny nose- u just wipe it on your bed- right?? Parenting 101."

How I See It: You told him yes, right?

Thurman Thomas
"Todd Collins says to Eric Moulds, you are a racist, Moulds without missing a beat. No I'm not, I love white women..."

How I See It: That's hilarious.

Cliff Avril
"What's up Twitter nation? What's on tv to watch tonight?"

How I See It: You're kidding.

Nick Barnett
"I know I said I wouldn't shave... I only meant the beard lol I have to shave this mustache lol"

How I See It: Never let your little brother use your Twitter.

Jon Brockman
"I just had a pee test after practice. I had to drink 3 waters, 4 gatorades, one protein shake, and eat two eggo waffles in order to go..."

How I See It: No worries bro. You can celebrate with me in only 2 more weeks.

Darrelle Revis
"Duke & Butler i think it should be a good match up."

How I See It: I think I’ll watch 24 instead.

Svetlana Kuznetsova
"???? ???????? ???? ??? ???? ??? ??????? ?? ?????? ????? ?????????? ?? ????? ??????? ????! ??? ??? ? ??????????!"

How I See It: I had the same reaction when I realized we would have to watch Butler in the championship game.

Eric Winston
"Awkward but nice moment with Huggins and his player."

How I See It: One shining moment: Bob Huggins makes a move, in front of a national TV audience, on his injured star. So smooth.

Nick Barnett
"Retweet if you are ready for the NFL season to start!!!"

How I See It: Will this actually do anything? If so, I’ll be retweeting this all night after these boring Final Four games.

Kevin Johnson
"At Rubicon watching West VA vs. Duke. I'm taking West VA. You?"

How I See It: And boom goes the dynamite. Good prediction.

Kerron Clement
"Chipotle hits the spot right about now. Starving!"

How I See It: The man has good taste.

Lindsey Vonn
"In the big apple! It's pretty chilly and cloudy though :( I am anxious for some sun and warm temps!"

How I See It: Don't you ski for a living?

Thurman Thomas
"What a blessing it was to b given life"

How I See It: I guess it's better 40 years late than never to be grateful.

Nick Barnett
"Traffic is crazy in LA lol man!!"

How I See It: Word?

Nick Barnett
"Does anyone want a tour of my home in Cali?? If I can get 1500 replys I will do one fasure"

How I See It: Are you selling it? No? Is the offseason that boring?

Natasha Hastings
"@sidneyrice u just disappeared. Lol. What's goin on wit u?"

How I See It: Can't take a hint.

Cliff Avril
"At Gladys Knights chicken and waffles... Bout to grub"

How I See It: See Nick, this is how you spend an offseason.

Jose Canseco
"If u no a haiter expose them to me and the world"

How I See It: Jose Canseco: Officer of Twittilante Justice.

Rhys Lloyd
"May go to dicks later and buy a punching bag.. "

How I See It: 10 years ago, I'd of had a field day with this one.

Nick Barnett
"Any big trades?"

How I See It: Sigh, yeah Nick. We've already sent your stuff to St. Louis.

Renee Montgomery
"Indecent Proposal: If someone offered you a million dollars to sleep with your husband/wife, what would you do? "

How I See It: For some guys, that million would be a bargain. Just ask Paul McCartney how much it cost him to sleep with his wife.

Christina Kim
"Just finished a 5mile run. Legs like jello hehehe. Love the inability to breathe, its freakin sweet! :-D "

How I See It: Jello is sweet, yes. Orange especially. And, by "inability", I'm sure Christina meant "ability". If not, somebody should check up on her.

Dhani Jones
"(via @AndrewWK) Party tip: Follow your instinct even if it feels crazy. Do what it tells you to do. No matter what, take that risk today!"

How I See It: Probably the worst tip in the history of tip-giving.

Pat Fitzgerald
"Proud to announce that SEVEN 'Cats were nominated to be Academic All-Americans this year!!"

How I See It: And Northwestern is a favorite to win the Academic BCS Championship. Gotta take what you can get I guess.