MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Candace Parker
"Introducing @sheldenwilliams to THE best radio station in the country....WGCI ooo and dot that i ! 107.5 :)"

How I See It: Introducing all you all out there to THE finest player in the WNBA.

Tyreke Evans
"Follow my brother @docevans23 and my trainer @TyrekesTrainer"

How I See It: The cost of being an NBA trainer = your identity.

Brandon Carr
"Definitely jus got played by Mrs. Butterworth like Craig did with his cereal on Friday! Smh"

How I See It: A+ for effort on the Friday reference.

Connor Barwin
"#nowplaying r. Kelly - bump n grind"

How I See It: A little early, no?

Zab Judah
"R yall ready as I am???"

How I See It: Yeah I guess. You're making me nervous though, Zab.

Shaun Phillips
"Charging people to bring bags on an airplane is #somebullshit."

How I See It: Don't you make millions of dollars?

Renee Montgomery
"Mann I forgot my chapstick and was stuck lickin my lips for an hour bc I ain't wanna look like gucci man."

How I See It: Shots fired!

Vernon Davis
"Just got done working out y'all and now I'm hungry!"

How I See It: Shocker.

Connor Barwin
"Back Houston for the weekend...what should I do for dinner tonight??"

How I See It: Call Vernon. You all can work through this together.

Juan Pablo Montoya
"Eating in basil thai in downtown charlotte. Looks pretty good will see....eating by myself...."

How I See It: If you'd direct messaged Vernon and Connor, you wouldn't be alone.

Connor Barwin
"Mashed potatoes, country ribs, corn, baked beans, and cucumbers and creme....smack you in the mouth! On my"

How I See It: Big man gotta eat. I wish I could down that much food.

Juan Pablo Montoya
"watching ice age 3 with the kids cool movie so far!!!"

How I See It: Dude, I've lost respect for your taste in movies. 45 percent on Rotten Tomato. Ray Ramano was clutch in that movie though.

Troy Aikman
"just began hot yoga...98 degrees! Back 2 back days and I'm sore but not sure why. Trying 2 decide whether to keep up with it. Whatcha think?"

How I See It: Worst. Mental. Images. Ever.

Frank Trigg
"RT @Jay_Glazer: will be on fox sports radio @ 5:30 est to talk more about our trip. then tony bruno tonight. plz tune in"

How I See It: This has been bugging me. If Fox News is not news, is Fox Sports, sports?

Martellus Bennett
"I got ninja turtle abs thanks to the abelator 4 xs a week 12 mins a day and u too can have ninja turtle abs. Leonardo, donetello, raphael"

How I See It: Are they green? Just curious ... That'd be weird.