MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Brandon Carr
"Man I hate going to restaurants where I can't read or comprehend anything on the menu"

How I See It: Stick with that attitude, Carr, and you'll miss out on a lot of great food. Bulgogi, tapas, enchiladas ... need I go on?

Michael Griffin
"At the sesame street show with the kids ... Cookie monster can dance"

How I See It: Sesame Street is the best. Not only did they rock the Grammys, they were hilarious on Top Chef on Wednesday night. It's great to stay in tune with childhood heroes. Elmo rocks!

Martellus Bennett
"I jus got hit by a car!!!! Damn WTF. That shit hurt. Ahhhhhh ... Ok I'm lying. Jus practicing for April Fools."

How I See It: A bit extreme for a practical joke, but no problem wanting to get ready for April a little early when it's still freezing cold.

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Louie Vito
"Bout to set a new personal record of 6 sushi rolls. I know no one cares but I'm stoked ha"

How I See It: I guess all the dead fish in the Arkansas River have to go somewhere.

Martellus Bennett
"Working on that stewie painting I was talking about should be dope"

How I See It: Introducing the future Vincent Van Gogh. Let's hope Bennett keeps both his ears.

Christina Kim
"@jeehaeda hahaha, you're so silly. And pretty. And smart. And you smell nice. Can I touch your hair?"

How I See It: Christina Kim schools us on how to flirt, Twitter-style.

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Tiger Woods
"Tough day at the office, testing out 12 game http://yfrog.com/gz0owbj"

How I See It: This better be sarcasm.

Shaun Phillips
"Is every one being a bum today or just me."

How I See It: It's just you.

Martellus Bennett
"I want some fricking ninja muffins. Gotta bake some today. "

How I See It: What in the world is a ninja muffin?

Paul Bissonnette
"for you 24/7 fans. I know I didn't play last night but... Made a small guest appearance. If HBO puts on what I said u won't be dissapointed. "

How I See It: Don't know who you are, but I'm getting my hopes up for tomorrow's episode.

Nastia Liukin
"77 degrees in Dallas. Not complaining, but it doesn't feel anything like Christmas! So excited to be in a real winter wonderland soon. "

How I See It: 77 degrees is a winter wonderland.

Mario Williams
"The pain is so much greater than expected. Please pain killers work more! "

How I See It: What's even more painful than your injury is watching your team play.

Rasual Butler
"You better not be on twitter in church."

How I See It: Okay, I’m Jewish and I wouldn’t even Tweet in church.

Hunter Pence
"Game Set Match!! Texans baby!"

How I See It: Stick to baseball.

Willie Anderson
"I told yall last week The Legend of Mark Sanchez is growing!"

How I See It: No, the legend of Super Bowl XLIII MVP Santonio Holmes is growing.

Adam Rippon
"Wicked was amazing! If you ever have the chance to go and see it... GO!"

How I See It: The play is seven years old and was nominated for 10 Tony Awards in 2004. I think you’re the last one to see it.

Martellus Bennett
"Damn u kicked my heart in the ass girl."

How I See It: Wait, time out. You’re heart has an ass. You better get that checked out.

Trevor Immelman
"Go Cowboys!!!! Either Wade Phillips hard work is finally paying off or Jason Garrett is a genius...... #fb"

How I See It: It’s definitely not Wade, so it’s possible Jason Garrett is a genius. Someone check that man’s IQ.

Deion Sanders
"Who goes 1st Farve or Childress?"

How I See It: Trick question ... they are fired at the same time. Oh, and you spelled Favre wrong.

Chris Douglas-Roberts
"I'm a boss so my safe got a bathroom…"

How I See It: I’m Chris, I have no idea what I just said.

Steven Jackson
"Ok, I'm sooooooo pissed Kings of Leon is here tomorrow night. Ok im not that mad I have to get ready for Washington"

How I See It: You know what Steven: You play for the Rams. Just go to the concert. It’s not like you would win anyway.

Dez Bryant
"Man I'm headed to Plano Texas so I can get my escalade....I don't won't to go but I am so I can stop driving my Bentley lol"

How I See It: Switching an Escalade for a Bentley ... c’mon, Dez. That’s a downgrade.

Martellus Bennett
"She's jus a small town girl living in a lonnnnellyy worrrrrllldd"

How I See It: She took the midnight train goin’ anywhere ...

DeAndre Jordan
"I just want to scream! POW!!! POW!!! But I think that would be frowned upon in this establishment. Lol"

How I See It: Keep it in the bedroom, buddy.

David Clowney
"Bad call by ref RT @Adam_Schefter: Jets S Eric Smith was fined $7,500 for unnecessary roughness on Pats WR Wes Welker."

How I See It: Bad call by David Clowney: Calling out a ref on Twitter ... that’ll cost you.

Ty Thomas
"At the Marriott with a can full of dem DoubleTree cookies...."

How I See It: “At forward, from LSU, standing in at 6-10 and 430 lbs., Ty Thomas!!!”

Chad Ochocinco
"Okay this is my last tweet and i am going to bed but ever since i got my pigeon vaccinated she has been acting weird? is this normal?"

How I See It: Nobody knows, Chad, because nobody has pigeons for pets.

Chad OchoCinco
"Headed to lift weights to get the soreness out, can't even look to the left thanks to Merriweather, great hit though, i need a neck brace:("

How I See It: You have officially been humbled, Mr. OchoCinco.

Chris Paul
"I'm thinkin bout goin as Superfly from #I'mGonGetYaSucka...wit them platforms wit the fish in them lol"

How I See It: Three questions: Going where? Who is “Superfly?” And how are you supposed to get fish into platforms? All I can say is stay safe.

Earl Bennett
"I hate make-up!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrr!!!! No on my FYI lol"

How I See It: Well, I guess now we know why he didn't get any receptions on Sunday ...

Tashard Choice
"What's understood doesn't need to be said. I'm on for the rest season. Know dat"

How I See It: So what do we understand that you're not saying, or did you say it? I don't understand.

Irene Cho
"Wow! That was an awesome interception! See what hard knocks does to ya!"

How I See It: I see a new favorite corner in New York in the near future! Revis Island should make a little room for Cromartie Beach.

DeMar DeRozan
"Watch Bal vs NYJ..."

How I See It: That was tonight?! I was really curious about what everyone was talking about.

Jay Feely
"Big play for Bart Scott. Be sure that he desperately wants to outplay Ray Lewis. Big Bro/Little Bro dynamic Scott wants out of Lewis' shadow"

How I See It: Stick with placekicking over psychoanalysis. Leave that to the real players.

Jay Feely
"Couple of fights, some big hits, Fitz on a sweet skinny post for a touchdown vs the 1st D. We had it all in a very good way."

How I See It: When a “couple of fights” constitutes a “very good” practice, you know the Cardinals are in the process of reverting to pre-2008 form.

Chris Douglas-Roberts
"#thingsthatbotherme blog sites. Ughaaaaaa. I hate em I hate em I hate emmm!!!"

How I See It: Besides the Most Valuable Tweeters Blog on SportsFanLive, of course.

Dwyane Wade
"Get ready for Dwade skills Academy for more info go 2 wadebasketball.com"

How I See It: With assistant teacher/sidekick LeBron James.

Martellus Bennett
"Jus left the rooftop. Back in my room now about to crash like a blind pilot."

How I See It: Or like the Cowboys’ Super Bowl hopes. Well, I hope so at least.

Braylon Edwards
"As always on a first day there are some inconsistentcies but it was day one and definitely correctable & I'm looking forward to it"

How I See It: Inconsistencies? Like your best player holding out of camp?

Ryan Mathews
"I'm back!?!? Lol positive day today!? Feel like it's gonna be a long camp!? Lol"

How I See It: NFL training camp has somebody sounding dazed and confused.

Martellus Bennett
"Man I'm on rooftop jus cooling having rooftop thoughts. What's creating in yalls brains?"

How I See It: Easy, Martellus. Get down from the roof.

Gabrielle Reece
"What current media topic are you following?"

How I See It: See tweet below.

Rudy Gay
"#Sharkweek!!!!"

How I See It: Of course.

Darren McFadden
"i dont see how these people have tha nerves to get in tha water wit sharks i couldnt do it"

How I See It:If you can play in Oakland, sharks shouldn’t be a problem.

Malcolm Jenkins
"Headed back to jersey"

How I See It: Holla at my girl Snooki for me, Malcolm.

Martellus Bennett
"Time to watch these bootlegs I got from my guy."

How I See It: Next up to be sued for copyright infringement: Martellus Bennett, come on down!

Lance Armstrong
"Doh, sorry, meant "my" final Tour."

How I See It: Hey, Lance, think you put the quotation marks around the wrong word. My "final" tour is more like it. See you next year in France, buddy.

Alex Harvey
"@IvanBabikov What was more tiring? Training or Monopoly?!?!?!"

How I See It: Monopoly, hands down. At least training has an end in sight.

C.J. Spiller
"Well hlf day done now in relax mode then it's bak to learning how to be NFL pro"

How I See It: You better learn fast. My Buffalo Bills need you, Spiller.

Ed Davis
"Check out the Jim Rome show today around 4:30et."

How I See It: There's only two reasons that I could think of on why Davis is promoting this show. 1) He's on it (in which case why would anyone want to be on that show?) or 2) Brooklyn Decker is doing a nude photo shoot on it.

Martellus Bennett
"Feeling like a modern day hippie. MSK in the building wat up Cleveland "

How I See It: So a hipster? Sorry, Bennett but you are anything but one.

Reggie Evans
"This new Sprint phone hard."

How I See It: Reason No. 543 why Reggie Evans should stick with basketball as his career choice.

Alexi Lalas
"Sitting at gate 55. LAX-Minn-Amsterdam-Joberg. 24+hour trip...and worth every minute."

How I See It: I just put this one here because it's a reminder of how close the WORLD CUP is! One week, baby!

Trent Shelton
"thinking im about to hit houston's restaurant solo ...oh well"

How I See It: Reminds me of Rachel from Friends. I don't get why there's such a stigma about eating alone in restaurants. Everyone deserves a little alone time. I support you, Shelton!

C.J. Miles
"The first home alone is classic"

How I See It: One of my go-to holiday movies. Christmas cheer in the middle of Spring, always a good choice.

Martellus Bennett
"I wanna be a ninja turtle. WTF. How can I do this?"

How I See It: Channel your inner Vanilla Ice and do the dance from his TMNT2 movie. Classic.

Kerron Clement
"I still haven't seen Iron Man 2"

How I See It: Why are you at home tweeting about this? GO. SEE. IT. NOW. Soooo good. RDJr is a total badass.

Vince Spadea
"I just saw a guy using a pay phone. They still make those?"

How I See It: Sure they do. I'm also pretty sure the guy had the DeLorean next to him, huh?

Pete Carroll
"How bout tim lincecum today?? 8 1/3 innings, 3 hits, 11 Ks... Rippin it for the giants!"

How I See It: Too bad Halladay will take away his Cy Young.

Martellus Bennett
"Hahaha it's funny how every dude head turns when a good looking girl walks by. "

How I See It: Don't act like you don't do the same, Martellus.

Gabrielle Reece
"What is your number one health concern?"

How I See It: Death.

Eric Maynor
"Bored!!!!!!!!! Wus goin on in OKC???"

How I See It: Shouldn't you be worrying about the Lakers?

Paul Maholm
"Bucs win a series in Milwaukee. Unbelievable. Way to battle great day for the bucs and happy 2nd bday to my lil man."

How I See It: Next up ... playoffs.

Jim Harbaugh
"We are looking for guys who want to hit you to rattle your fillings. To bring enough force to burp a grown man. Just hit somebody, baby!"

How I See It: I'm on my way, Coach.

Martellus Bennett
"Broadcasting live now! See me at http://www.ustream.tv/channel/moonshine-kids-b telling jokes"

How I See It: Telling jokes? Ok, I have a good one: the Dallas Cowboys will be a Super Bowl contender next season. That one should get you some laughs.

Clay Matthews
"Got all these chick flicks 2 watch but no chick 2 watch em with!!"

How I See It: Seriously Clay? You are an NFL linebacker, either man up and watch a different movie or man up and get a chick.

Shannon Miller
"Florida wins SEC Gymnastics Championship! Go Gators!"

How I See It: Yeah you better not question the Gators….Urban Meyer will challenge you to a fight.

John Thornton
"We better man up and hit John Wall. he's controlling the game for UK."

How I See It: Seriously, someone should actually hit him. It might be the only way of stopping the guy.

Thomas Howard
"This Kentucky vs. West Virgin game is like a National Championship game in its own right"

How I See It: West Virgin? Huh? Interesting new name choice by the Mountaineers. Very racy.

Bobby McCray
"Pocket tweeting killing me....lol"

How I See It: C’mon Bobby. That’s the lamest excuse in the book.

Ozzie Guillen
"Magic larry great rival great basketball ever"

How I See It: I have a feeling that Twitter needs to install an Ozzie Guillen translator for all of his gibberish tweets. Starting with this one.

Quentin Groves
"No reviews on studio 9!!!!! Means no!!!!!! Then!!!! Where we at duval???"

How I See It: This!!! Tweet!!! Is!!! So!!!! Enthusiastic!!!!!!!

Martellus Bennett
"y errbody mad at me today sheesh..... oh well i wanna buy shoes bc i can"

How I See It: “I want to buy shoes because I can.” It’s safe to say that Martellus is a perfect Dallas Cowboy.

Nazr Mohammed
"Pulled out a victory over the Warriors 2nite. That's 2 in a row so we need to keep it going vs Miami on Tues."

How I See It: Two straight wins for the Bobcats? Someone plan a parade!

Ivan Babikov
"Raining hard in Whistler this morning. We'll get wet and cold skiing today"

How I See It: Safe bet.

Jose Canseco
"There is just too many of you to help at one sitting! I have to run. Enjoy your day!"

How I See It: How screwed up must your life be when you're willing to stand IN LINE for help from Jose Canseco?

Martellus Bennett
"second bowl is always better than the 1st"

How I See It: Never lied about that.

Michael Waltrip
"I was just reminded that I had asparagus last evening."

How I See It: Some very subtle humor from Mr. Waltrip.

Chad OchoCinco Johnson
"Man I am gonna be on with the homie @revis24 on first take also, this is gonna be cool"

How I See It: Is Darrelle gonna shut you down on there too?