MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Jason Thompson
"I Swear I Jus Felt a EarthQuake in Jersey!!!! O_O"
How I See It: Are you sure it wasn't just Mike "The Situation" flexing?

Hunter Pence
"Wow Earthquake just shook the entire locker room!"
How I See It: Nope, that was actually just crazy Philadelphia fans in the stands, but I understand why you'd think that.

Brent Celek
"Sorry Philadelphia. I dropped a dumbbell"
How I See It: Well, Hunter, there's your answer.

Hope Solo
"Storm in chicago!!!! Help! I wanna go home!!!! Stuck on tarmac, not fun! #fb"
How I See It: Oh boo hoo, a rain storm. At least you're not in the middle of a freaking earthquake!

Tony Hawk
"Earthquake... on the East Coast? Feels like home."
How I See It: Insert skateboarder term here: ______ (radical, gnarly, wicked, etc.)

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Nolan Smith
"My bro Kemba Walker is not on twitter..#thatisall"

How I See It: He’s got better things to do ... like being on the court practicing his jumper.

Magic Johnson
"Miami Heat, who's the leader? I'm looking for that leader in the 4th quarter, where is he?"

How I See It: He’s nowhere ... any possible leader is too busy crying.

Arian Foster
"Kobe has tiger blood #winning"

How I See It: I thought it was snake venom #blackmamba.

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Chris Bosh
"Reading a book called "Secrets of Mental Math" #stillanerd"

How I See It: Do you really need to a read a whole book to figure that out? The secret of mental math = buy a calculator.

Frank Trigg
"(203): God if you give us Biggie back you can have Justin Beiber"

How I See It: I couldn't agree more. Gotta love Texts From Last Night.

LaVar Arrington
"what did Tiger do? why does this woman feel like she can get 750million not to ever talk about him? sounds strange dnt u think?trend this"

How I See It: Wait, shouldn't the question be "Who did Tiger do?"

Rod Benson
"My new favorite restaurant sucks."

How I See It: Michael Scott is my hero. And so is Rod Benson for recognizing his brilliance.

Vernon Davis
"My teacher said I was pretty good for a rookie, and fyi shes pretty hot but unfortunately she's my teacher."

How I See It: Oh dear, her name's not Mrs. Robinson, is it? Don't go all Dustin Hoffman on us, Davis! It never works out!

Rod Benson
"True story RT @amclouth23: @boomtho it is a recession, you gotta keep a 'stache...#justsaying"

How I See It: Gimme some of that Tom Selleck.

John Calipari
"Congrats to Matthew and our women's team. Picked 11th in the SEC and now one win from the Final Four. Amazing job!"

How I See It: At least someone over there is having some success.

Irene Cho
"Got new moon on DVD! Woo! I know...I'm like every other teenage crazed fan..but you know what?! I DON'T CARE!"

How I See It: *Shudders*

Eric Barton
"I'm the worst call of duty player on earth"

How I See It: Yeah, but I'm sure you could toss anyone of them in real life.

Jason Thompson
"RT @jalenrose: #nbafacts. Who is better Kobe or Lebron is the most debated topic since BIG vs 2pac!"

How I See It: I don't understand why this is such a huge debate right now. One word should really end this quickly: Rings.

Shaun Phillips
"If you wanna know why my skin stays so clear. I use kiehls products there the best."

How I See It: Um, thanks. Very subtle plug, Shaun.

Rod Benson
"Tim Tebow must have had "eye sex" with Todd McShay's girl at some point. Talk about a guy who hates another right now..."

How I See It: That’s a love triangle right there, kids. Senior Bowl style. Throw in Mel Kiper plus his slick head of hair and you have yourself a nice love pentagon.

Warren Sapp
"I LIKE IT!!!!! TODD MCSHAY!"

How I See It: Looks like Warren might want to make the McShay love polygon a hexagon.

Gary Williams
"His strict teachings on fundamentals was a very important part of myself and number of my teammates becoming head coaches"

How I See It: Gary Williams tweets?

Amer Delic
"Is it just me or is Dr. Andrews the only doctor available in the US? http://bit.ly/awgrPn #Sanchez #Jets"

How I See It:My conspiracy theory: James Andrews isn’t a real person, just an underground organization to which the sports world is at mercy. And “Dr. Andrews” is set to bring down the sports world by controlling all injuries. Can’t say I didn’t warn you.

Venus Williams
"@bigmacvikings yeah its been a while...well you have a new profile pic!"

How I See It: New profile pic? That's the best Venus could do? Whoever bigmacvikings is hopefully gets the hint.

Rod Benson
"I don't think of NFL players based on what analysts say, but instead I refer to their Madden attributes. D. Jackson has 97 speed. No wonder."

How I See It: Jay Cutler had an Awareness rating higher than 0. I don't see your point.

Al Horford
"Just ate thai food for dinner. Going home now"

How I See It: My name is Al Horford, and my life is painfully average.

Abe Elam
"In Brooklyn on Empire and Flatbush visiting my aunt."

How I See It: ...I have $( ) in cash on me and my Social Security number is...

Paige Mackenzie
"I dislike snow....a lot"

How I See It: Amen.

Jason Grilli
"Registered for Sports Marketing Class. Should be easy subject matter being I will be living it every day. Thank you Cathy for your help!"

How I See It: I went into Physics class thinking that same way. Didn't turn out too well though.

Donte Green
"my new name is swagger mcdagger. holla at ya boi. nap time. COS!!! CUSE!!! KINGS!!! lol"

How I See It: -1 for Donte. #IMJUSTSAYING.

Chad OchoCinco
"Can someone please tweet @dadecountyboyz and tell my lil brother to call me please, he can't see my tweets I guess"

How I See It: Chad, call him!

Rod Benson
"I just looked up the closest citibank to my current location. There are seven about 5 miles away... In Mexico."

How I See It: Imagine how much better your bank statement must look in pesos though.

Shayla Worley
"Ahh, it's cold!"

How I See It: I'll end on this note.