MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Donte Greene
"Wats da score of da ravens game???"

How I See It: Hi, I'm Donte Greene and I don't know how to use the internet.

Andrew Bogut
"Please tbs tnt and who ever else, stop showing these annoying Conan commercials. We get it."

How I See It: Here's one athlete that's NOT on Team Coco.

Tom Danielson
"Got my winter gym routine dialed with @athleticedgefit today. Allison knows her stuff!"

How I See It: Nothing like a girl to whip an star athlete into shape.

Evan Oglesby
"Playing Bejeweled Blitz...Got me Addicted"

How I See It: Finally, an addiction we can all get behind.

Rickie Fowler
"And the Putt Putt Championship begins!!"

How I See It: Who needs the PGA Tour when you can rent bright pink putters and lime green balls?

Caleb Campbell
"Thanks to all those who have served, currently serving and those who paid the ultimate sacrifice for protecting our freedom. God bless u all"

How I See It: Nice to know there are athletes that realize there's more to life than Thursday football and Miami vs. Boston. Thank you, troops.

Christina Kim
"Sooooo.... The lady here at the bank has flubbed up 3x in front of me with paperwork. I'm assuming... Meth head?"

How I See It: Damn, Christina. You go from 0 to 100 in a second. Why couldn't it just be clumsy, or hung over?

Andrew Bogut
"Up @ 4am! Listening to kid cudi on rage!"

How I See It: Christina Kim calls it meth.

Evan Bates
"LET'S DO THIS CINCI!!!.....or indy...or st. louis, or wherever the hell I am"

How I See It: Cue Christina ...

Simon Cho
"TGIF!!!! :)"

How I See It: You had me until the emoticon.

Les Miles
"Good luck to all of our players in final exams. Lets finish the semester strong! Geaux Tigers"

How I See It: Luck. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Nicole Joraanstad
"Just kicked my ass in the gym. Time for a pita sandwich. Mmmmm :)"

How I See It: Wait, a pita sandwich ... is that two pieces of bread with a pita in the middle? Also known as a carbohydrate sandwich.

Quentin Groves
"NEVER, NEVER...,let MAN tell u what can or can't do...I'm a living testimony!!!!!"

How I See It: Yup, and you were just traded. To the Raiders. So you are dead to me.

Antonio Cromartie
"@myronrolle congrats lil bro u have ur foot in the door now...now its on u be the best much love"

How I See It: Yeah I would be nice to that guy too. He might be giving you brain surgery one day.

Andrew Bogut
"I wear no pants... I wearrrrrrrr no pants"

How I See It: I know Andrew’s injured, but really? No pants?

Donte Whitner
"Today is my cheat day. Imma eat a whole pizza n wings yummy"

How I See It: Today is also draft day. Maybe the Bills should draft a safety.

Tom Crean
"As we enter the NBA playoffs, keep this thought from Doug Collins. " At playoff time your top 3 players have got to make plays.""

How I See It:Very insightful. “I can feel it coming in the air tonight,” Collins once said of the playoffs. Wait, that was Phil Collins.

C.J. Spiller
"Huge news everyone! Signed wit @adidasUS 2day n will be rockin 3 stripes when I take over the NFL next season."

How I See It: Oh great, another self-righteous, arrogant tweeter. Welcome to the NFL, C.J.

Vernon Davis
"On south beach having an awesome dinner for 1!"

How I See It: I know Vernon may be a me-first player, but dinner for one? He's taking it too far.

Andrew Bogut
"Looking @ old muscle cars for those asking"

How I See It: Here's the thing: absolutely nobody was asking.

Victoria Azarenka
"write myself a book!"

How I See It: Wow Victoria must be either lonely or bored ... she should go hang with fellow lonely heart Vernon Davis.

Colby Armstrong
"watching the hockey game. Pretty good so far. One more period to go tho. 2nd intermission, gonna wrestle my 3 dogs. 3 on 1...I got this!!"

How I See It: The Colby vs. dogs wrestling match will probably be more competitive than Canada-Germany hockey.

Andrew Bogut
"#ilikedyouuntil you thought I was a Bank."

How I See It: And in this recession, being called a bank is like being called a Nazi.

Kerron Clement
"#ilikedyouuntil U open ur mouth"

How I See It: This does not seem like a very productive way to start a relationship.

Apolo Ohno
"It's raining here...I think it's quite beautiful actually. 3 more intense days to go! I am ready."

How I See It: I know this has nothing to do with the tweet, but Apolo Ohno might be the coolest name ever. Especially for an Olympian.

Frank Trigg
"Finally after several hours of curling jockey is on. Canada v Germany."

How I See It: After the devastating loss to the United States, Canadian hockey players apparently dropped their sticks to start playing a new game: jockey. Still better than curling I guess.

Willie Anderson
"Back to this snow! I'm starving!"

How I See It: Use a period!

Fabian Washington
"I'm like fish grease what that mean I'm really hot"

How I See It: Or just greasy.

Kikkan Randall
"Just saw something that falls between a segway and a trike, wow!"

How I See It: Oh, damn. Hope that kid was okay.

Andrew Bogut
"How do people play slot machines for hours on end... I would be bored after 10 mins"

How I See It: We can't all afford to let $50 go without trying to win it back.

Trent Shelton
"So who's all in dallas for all-star?"

How I See It: I can just taste the boredom.

Willie Anderson
"ok back at home! she messed her car up!"

How I See It: I give in...

Fabian Washington
"At Ruth Chris. I'm hungry as a hostage. I'm going in"

How I See It: If actual hostages were treated to Ruth Chris steaks, the world would be a much better place.

Dan Ellis
"Jamming to Dave Matthews... Its not easy to play the car drums, drive, sing and tweet at the same time... Messes up my drum solo"

How I See It: Yeah I hate when that happens. Side note: if you happen to be near Dan Ellis, get off the road. Now.

Nick Mangold
"So who do you all have in the upcoming big college game?"

How I See It: I’m pumped for Central Michigan and Troy too! I like CMU. Don’t know what other game you could be talking about.

Andrew Bogut
"Is it inappropriate to own a Water Pistol? What about if I had one in my locker and I sprayed someone with it? Im thinkin a SUPER SOAKER?"

How I See It: Oh no he didn’t!

Nazr Mohammed
"I've officially been up for 24hrs. Can't wait to get to a bed. Maybe I can get an hour nap on the plane. Usually don't sleep well on planes"

How I See It: 24 hours? Looks like we have a young Jack Bauer in the making.

Steven Jackson
"One of my presents to myself."

How I See It: Is it a win?

Bryan Clay
"s there anything better than a scalding 30 min shower after a long day at the track??? I don't think so! #fb"

How I See It: I mean, I'm not really a fan of third degree burns. But do you, Bryan.

Andrew Bogut
"ESPN Australia following me around for the day today, and tomo. Should be great for the aussie fans to see whats the daily hapnings in MIL!"

How I See It: Man, ESPN is not playin.

Taylor Phinney
"If someone made a cycling video game what would you like to see?? (I know PCM is out there)"

How I See It: Flamethrowers. Yeah, flamethrowers. And those digital girls in bikinis waving the checkered flag at the finish line too.

Renee Montgomery
"I'm really trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. #changeofheart?"

How I See It: Tweet of the day.

Larry Fitzgerald
"Whats up people. Were in St.Louis with some downtime before meetings. Hopefully we can leave here 7-3 tomorrow."

How I See It: If you don’t leave 7-3 after playing the Rams, then the NFC West should be banned from the playoffs.

Mark May
"That does it for charlie.....NEXT!!!!!!!"

How I See It: The day Charlie Weis is fired will be the happiest day of Mark May’s life.

Andrew Bogut
"First Day of rehab. Doing everything I can to be back sooner than later. Time to Ice and Stem some more. Go BUCKS lets get one in Elvistown."

How I See It: This is probably the only tweet today about the “Bucks” not referring to Ohio State.

Thurman Thomas
"Can I read the bill somewhere, is it online, c-span, etc...."

How I See It: Referring to the health bill I assume. You’d be the only one to read it probably. Including members of Congress.

Warren Sapp
"Trouble In Buckeye Land!! GO Big Blue!!!"

How I See It: If only Warren could have put on some pads for the Maize and Blue. 251 yards rushing today for the Bucks against the Wolverines.