MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Keith Bulluck
"Love how Jets have played all year...if Cincy doesn't come out fire'n after halftime,as u kno who would say ummmm they gonna "kiss the baby""

How I See It: Child please.

Takeo Spikes
"Mark Sanchez is looking very impressive! He is playing with a lot of poise so far in his 1st playoff game"

How I See It:So much poise! Can we officially say that every announcer (and apparently Takeo Spikes) has a crush on Mark Sanchez? Tony Romo’s feelings are hurt.

Roger Goodell
"Great to be in fired-up Cincy for first playoff game of season. Brisk football weather here, wish i could play in this game today"

How I See It: Can you play receiver for the Bengals? Because I’m pretty sure they only have like two left on their whole roster.

Darryl Tapp
"Ight playoff football now begins. Glued to the tv."

How I See It: Story of my life.

Ron Artest
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How I See It: If there was ever a tweet that summed up the life of the tweeter, this is it.

Jason Grilli
"More #badcasemondays. Power just went out in neighborhood. Funny thing is now garage door is stuck open. At least I got my car out! Haha"

How I See It: Because getting your car out of a permanently open garage is a challenge.

Keith Bulluck
"Margahrita Monday may not happen for the kid 2day...the recovery part is what's holding me bac right now,but it's only 1 o'clock so we'll c"

How I See It: *Sigh*, life's decisions. I don't know how we have the strength to endure.

Renee Montgomery
"If a real fat man snatches u up & throws u in a bag don't b afraid. Its just Santa collecting his Ho's for Christmas... 18 days left : )"

How I See It: And if that bag is a golf bag, tell Tiger to cut it out.

Freddy Adu
"def Have some decisions to make within the next couple of weeks"

How I See It: Safe bet.

Shawne Merriman
"All you fantasy lovers dont pick @OGOchoCinco dec. 20th because he's not going to play he has already decided to stay on the team bus"

How I See It: Merriman: Pro Bowl trash talker.

Lance Armstrong
"Weather forecast is calling for snow flurries in Austin on Friday. That ain't funny."

How I See It: No, no it is not.

Rashanda McCants
"I was watching a throw back movie and was wondering do pagers still exist? i never really understood the purpose of them"

How I See It: I'm sorry what now? I had to step out I got a page.

Rhys Lloyd
"Aston James Lloyd... Born at 10:02am this morning. Baby and mum healthy. May the legend begin"

How I See It: Congratulations. Haha, the legend. That's rich.

Keith Bulluck
"If I were Tiger Woods I wud G5 it 2 my private island n Dubai w/10 real ppl (mixed company) who r bout it & get it n...xcluding wifey hahaha"

How I See It: Annnnnnd that's why you are not Tiger Woods.

Jeremy Shockey
"with fam and friends... so happy to be a saint.."

How I See It: Can't blame you.