Tweets By Ochocinco, Pete Carroll And More

  • Friday, July 29, 2011 10:21 AM
  • Written By: Jacob Feldman


Chad Ochocinco
"God is so Good"
How I See It: Wow, Cincinnati must have been worse than I thought. What did Ocho do anyway do deserve deliverance into the promised land of the best run franchise in the NFL?

Braylon Edwards
"It's a shame some people base all there knowledge off media outlets, usually " including NFL teams. Lol. Develop info for yourself please"
How I See It: A word of advice Braylon: Try to avoid insulting potential employers.

Pete Carroll
"I've seen better hands on a clock... And did they arrest the guy who stole your calves? @RobRiggle"
How I See It: Who knew Coach Carroll could spit this good of a trash talking game?

Jon Beason
"Turn on the tube! Jon beason highest paid MLB in the league. News breaks now"
How I See It: I'm always amazed by how much a little third person use amplifies the arrogance of a tweet.

For more MVT, check out, the new digital magazine from SportsFanLive and Yahoo! Sports.

Tweets By Lance Armstrong, Pete Carroll And More

  • Monday, January 17, 2011 2:07 PM
  • Written By: DJ Sixsmith


Lance Armstrong
"Up early here in OZ. Anti-doping blood control for the UCI."

How I See It: No point in testing again because we all know the truth.

Pete Carroll
"in our team mtg this afternoon, we already turned our focus to 2011... we're so pumped to take you along with us! #12thMan"

How I See It: It's understandable that the meeting quickly turned to 2011 since there was nothing good about yesterday’s performance against the Bears.

For more MVT, check out, the new digital magazine from SportsFanLive and Yahoo! Sports.

0 Takes  Submit Your Take   |   View All Takes

Tweets By Pete Carroll, Myron Rolle And More

  • Wednesday, December 29, 2010 6:43 PM
  • Written By: Dan Hurwitz


Trent Shelton
"Cmon baylor"

How I See It: Haha. Baylor is playing awful.

Pete Carroll
"hey seattle, can we get a #BlueFriday going this week?? wear blue on friday to support the @seahawks! "

How I See It: Is the Seahawks' main color not green? I guess it a turquoiseish type color.

Myron Rolle
"I really hope Cote d'Ivoire Prez Gbagbo gives up position peacefully. Do not need another West African civil war.. "

How I See It: This is the most informed athlete tweeter out there!

Bryant McKinnie
"Any1 know around what time Barnes & Noble closes? "

How I See It: Can't you just look it up?

Michael Waltrip
"Daughter wants to go to a teen club. I said ok, lets go. Then I found out that I wasn't invited. "

How I See It: They grow up so quickly.

Chad Ochocinco
"Is the news true of the recent arrest of a certain individual involved in 2 Pacs murder? "

How I See It: 2pac isn't dead.

Athlete Tweets Review 08/24/10

  • Tuesday, August 24, 2010 7:14 PM
  • Written By: Jacob Feldman


Darnell Dockett
"Having a productive day, just talked to kevin mawae NFLPA about next year lock out! Smh if yall only knew why there will be NO FOOTBALL!"

How I See It: This makes me cry. So much. Every day.

Pete Carroll
"just finished a wednesday-type practice since the game's a day earlier this week... a big day for us! week's flying by!"

How I See It: What's a Wednesday-type practice under Pete Carroll? I can't remember if that was skydiving day? Or was it bowling?

Steven Jackson
"I was very humble by the crowd that waited and wanted my autograph. I didn't get everyone but i tried my best to."

How I See It: Rule No. 1 in the Humble Handguide: Don't say you are humble.

Apolo Ohno

How I See It: Don't bump the Korean one again, probably won't get away with it this time.

Jared Dudley
"The Jordan Brand still makes million of dollars and he hasnt played in the NBA in forever.. There will only be 1 Jordan.. The G.O.A.T"

How I See It: Just a quick heads up, Jared. You are no longer in Charlotte on the Bobcats roster. The time to suck up to MJ has long past.

Chad Ochocinco
"#OCNNBreakingNews Chad OchoCinco Debuts Cereal Brand: Ochocincos God is good, I lost 25k but will make it back #POW"

How I See It: Yes, they are actually producing and selling "Ochocinco's." And the motto? "Just don't tweet while you eat."

0 Takes  Submit Your Take   |   View All Takes

Athlete Tweets Review 04/28/10

  • Wednesday, April 28, 2010 6:03 PM
  • Written By: Dan Hurwitz


Pete Carroll
"How bout tim lincecum today?? 8 1/3 innings, 3 hits, 11 Ks... Rippin it for the giants!"

How I See It: Too bad Halladay will take away his Cy Young.

Martellus Bennett
"Hahaha it's funny how every dude head turns when a good looking girl walks by. "

How I See It: Don't act like you don't do the same, Martellus.

Gabrielle Reece
"What is your number one health concern?"

How I See It: Death.

Eric Maynor
"Bored!!!!!!!!! Wus goin on in OKC???"

How I See It: Shouldn't you be worrying about the Lakers?

Paul Maholm
"Bucs win a series in Milwaukee. Unbelievable. Way to battle great day for the bucs and happy 2nd bday to my lil man."

How I See It: Next up ... playoffs.

Jim Harbaugh
"We are looking for guys who want to hit you to rattle your fillings. To bring enough force to burp a grown man. Just hit somebody, baby!"

How I See It: I'm on my way, Coach.

0 Takes  Submit Your Take   |   View All Takes

Athlete Tweets Review 04/22/10

  • Thursday, April 22, 2010 8:18 PM
  • Written By: Katie Tang


Shaun Phillips
"Hockey is a sick as sport if they made more money I would play. I would destroy them boys. No stick needed."

How I See It: One game against Matt Cooke would change Phillips' mind. That is, if he still has his head. Just ask Marc Savard.

Serena Williams
"I will be LIVE on HSN at 12am this SUNDAY! Are you guys ready for my NEW LINE?"

How I See It: Finally a line Serena can cross, freak out about, yet not get fined for. Her accountant breathes easy for another day.

Darrell Waltrip
"arrived at the Talladega a bit ago,this places seems twice as big as Daytona,its Thursday and the infield is already quite lively !!"

How I See It: Hey Darrell, do me a favor and say hey to Ricky Bobby for me. Shake and Bake!

Pete Carroll
"there's 1 line in the movie risky business that should help you complete your search for the answer... #seahawksdraftclues "

How I See It: Taking over the head coaching job in Seattle is risky business enough.

Jonathan Stewart
"what do u want me to do dress in drag and do the hula? timon this movie is great everyone that has it sometime soon rewatch the lion king"

How I See It: Gotta love The Lion King. It's nice to see someone channeling his inner child on Draft Day. They said it best with "Hakuna Matata!"

0 Takes  Submit Your Take   |   View All Takes

Athlete Tweets Review 10/28/09

  • Wednesday, October 28, 2009 3:22 PM
  • Written By: Larry Yee


Pete Carroll
"big win for the @lakers last night in the battle of LA! great game for kobe too! let's have another #RingNight next year!"

How I See It: This is annoying. SoCal wins everything. They won't shut up about it either.

Amer Delic
"Continued: He had to have the balls to come out with the truth when there was no reason other than his guilty conscience."

How I See It: He's right. Agassi didn't have the entire US Justice system coming after him. It took that and then some for half of the MLB to start talking. He's got more balls than a driving range.

Zaza Pachulia
"Season starts tonight.First official game against Pacers @ 7pm.I'm excited.Can't wait to play in front of Hawks fans again.They're the best"

How I See It: None of whom can pronounce your name.

Dwayne Wade
"Worked hard all summer(check) worked hard in training camp(check) brotherhood in R lockerroom(check) luv 4 the game(stay checked) ready 2 go"

How I See It: You forgot new knees for Jermaine O'Neal. Just saying...

0 Takes  Submit Your Take   |   View All Takes