MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Steve Slaton
"everyone needs to follow the best tight end in the league @owendaniels . The Real OG"

How I See It: Why is Antonio Gates’ Twitter account called “owendaniels?” Weird.

Al Horford
"Bad start for the the team, but I like the effort in the second half. Let's get this next one tomorrow nite vs Detroit"

How I See It: Shouldn’t be too difficult. Minimal effort required against the Pistons.

Swin Cash
"Man it feels good to see UCONN ranks 2nd&3rd in longest win streaks behind UCLA.... Time to kiss the babies....:)"

How I See It: Yeah that’s awesome! It’s just ruining Women’s College Basketball, but that’s ok.

Chris Douglas-Roberts
"Tonights entertainment: the Internet, my iHome & Twitter. & y'all are doing a pooooooooor job. I'm in Milwaukee! C'mon now!!"

How I See It: I’m not sure if Chris’ entertainment for the night should be a reflection on himself or on the city of Milwaukee. I’ll go with the former.

Dara Torres
"Oh and for u women's basktball fans out there, WTF is up with that halftime score??"

How I See It:I think maybe six people identified with this statement.

Shaun Phillips
"About to check out this clippers game. Yes yes of course I'm Spiked out about to trip this referee. Ill be next to the clippers bench."

How I See It: Next to the Clippers bench? Why doesn’t he just move closer and join the team? They could definitely use the help.

Fabian Washington
"Kiss me im Irish. Na im not really irish but you can still kiss me."

How I See It: Fabian O’Washington.

John Calipari
"My man, Mr. Charles, has treated us like royalty and we are being stuffed w/ BBQ shrimp, escargot and an unreal split pea and shrimp soup."

How I See It:Royalty? BBQ Shrimp? Mr. Charles? Sounds like an NCAA VIOLATION!!!

Larry Fitzgerald
"I hope he does 2.He would be a great addition 2 our team RT @omfgitskami: @Lfitzgerald11 I hope Joey Porter signs with the Cards!"

How I See It: If by “great addition” you mean an “overrated player that is a huge distraction in the lockerroom,” then yes he would be a “great addition.”

Swin Cash
"In the gym @ESPN working it out! The world wide leader in sports has everything I need accept a court. Oh wait that's outside 2mor its on :)"

How I See It:How about someone to teach you some grammar? Looks like they have everything EXCEPT a court and an English teacher. I hope you ACCEPT this subtle lesson.

Visanthe Shiancoe
"Worry about things that you can control and let the rest go.. what can you do about it"

How I See It: Try telling that to any Vikings fan if Brett Favre retires. Good luck.

Emmitt Smith
"thank u baby RT @PatSmith_TY: Thought my husband @EmmittSmith22 was awesome on Oprah today! http://tinyurl.com/yaqfsh2"

How I See It:Yes, husbands and wives now have conversations on Twitter. You wonder why the divorce rate is so high.

Alana Beard
"Yo, why are guys SO BOLD??? They dont mind rejection at all. I get these messages all the time..."

How I See It: Courting a lady through Twitter? So bold.

Swin Cash
"Just waking up since 2pm ugh this time difference is killing me lol UCONN game on... What's been going on?"

How I See It: Better chance of happening: the UConn women losing this basketball game or the state of Connecticut seceding from the United States?

Danica Patrick
"I was complaining about the cold weather today then though I might want some of these cool breezes in Brazil! We all want what we cant have."

How I See It: Perfect example: I want Danica Patrick, yet I can’t have her. Another good lesson: never give up hope. And thus I haven’t. Though I probably should.

Reggie Bush
"I mean you have to have BALLS OF STEEL to make that call Bellicheck made!!! Man we were sooo close too!"

How I See It: He's the hoodie. Leave him alone.

Swin Cash
"Can some1 call the President&see if I can get a lift bck to America on Air Force 1 for Thanksgiving! I heard he is in China 2 hrs from me :("

How I See It: Chinese food for thanksgiving. Come on now? Dim Sum and barbecued pork buns FTW. Turkey's dry...

TJ Ford
"Tom Brady is Jason Kidd of football " greatness ""

How I See It: Of all the players you coulda chosen, you picked an over-the-hill, overrated point guard with Zero 'ships, comparing him to Tom Brady. Cool. Don't you play basketball?

Eric Winston
"I agree with Collinsworth about the job the Pats oline is doing but he does it in such an annoying way!"

How I See It: Still better than John Madden.

Johanna Mundy
"sushi, tea, chatting, tea....chatting...more tea.....more chatting....perfect evening!"

How I See It: Midterms, quizzes, essays and more work....you guys could at least make my evening easier by saying something interesting...

Michael Waltrip
"So I hear tim tebow is a virgin. No wonder he has such a strong arm."

How I See It: Um, sure.

Shelden Williams
"yea so i have a tv with 897 channels but no guide button so i have to flip through all the channels if i want to watch something"

How I See It: Poor Shelden.

Darnell Dockett
"Watching film on the Giants Whhhhew these guys are good I mean great Wow don't know how we gonna even have a chance. There the BEST!"

How I See It: At least Darnell has confidence.

DeAngelo Hall
"I know a lot of fans and people wanna vent and give me there opinions about me and the team...here's your opportunity!!"

How I See It: The quarterback is below-average, the inexperienced coach is terrible, the offensive line is always hurt, the $100 million dollar acquisition is injured every three plays, the franchise player is getting a bit old, the receivers are awful, the owner sucks, the GM sucks, the stadium sucks, and the team isn’t even as good as usual in Madden this year. Thanks for letting me vent, DeAngelo. Oh, also you are better in Madden than in reality.

Swin Cash
"Palace staff, ushers, security& Mr. D(RIP) I thank you for making 2003 something magical for all of Detroit&the world to see!"

How I See It: The WNBA: Where Tulsa happens.