MVT: Most Valuable Tweeters

Shawne Merriman
"God it feels good to be back!!!"
How I See It: Couldn't have exclaimed it better myself!

Janko Tipsarevic
"#Tsonga vs #Federer is one of the beast matches I am seeing in a while..."
How I See It: Wait, the whole sporting world doesn't stop for the beginning of the NFL season? Well, it should.

Le'Ron McClain
"Episode 1 of my reality show...."
How I See It: When a fullback on an average NFL team gets his own reality TV show, you know things have gone too far.

Gordon Hayward
"Just because it's the #indianastatefair doesn't mean u can throw personal hygiene out the window #cmonppl"
How I See It: Wow, Hayward doesn't hold back, even when talking about his state of birth. #Utahchangespeople

Shaun Phillips
"Headed to the stadium but first imma grab some jersey mikes. Ill keep you posted if it will be my new pre game meal."
How I See It: This is why we can't cut the preseason short -- all the players need the full month to find the perfect pre-game meal.

Stephon Marbury
"Love Is Love America. Whisking Off 2 CHINA With SXM II. Peace And God Bless. History Is Coming!!! #LIL http://lockerz.com/s/128694577"
How I See It: Starbury was really thinking ahead when he signed a deal in China long before the NBA Lockout. How business savvy!

Simon Cho
"This acupuncturist I just started working with sounds exactly like Marvin the Martian from Looney Tunes.."
How I See It: Advice of the Day: Try not to insult people who will be putting pins in your body.

Chad OchoCinco
"Headed to lift weights to get the soreness out, can't even look to the left thanks to Merriweather, great hit though, i need a neck brace:("

How I See It: You have officially been humbled, Mr. OchoCinco.

Chris Paul
"I'm thinkin bout goin as Superfly from #I'mGonGetYaSucka...wit them platforms wit the fish in them lol"

How I See It: Three questions: Going where? Who is “Superfly?” And how are you supposed to get fish into platforms? All I can say is stay safe.

Earl Bennett
"I hate make-up!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrr!!!! No on my FYI lol"

How I See It: Well, I guess now we know why he didn't get any receptions on Sunday ...

Tashard Choice
"What's understood doesn't need to be said. I'm on for the rest season. Know dat"

How I See It: So what do we understand that you're not saying, or did you say it? I don't understand.

Irene Cho
"Wow! That was an awesome interception! See what hard knocks does to ya!"

How I See It: I see a new favorite corner in New York in the near future! Revis Island should make a little room for Cromartie Beach.

DeMar DeRozan
"Watch Bal vs NYJ..."

How I See It: That was tonight?! I was really curious about what everyone was talking about.

Jay Feely
"Big play for Bart Scott. Be sure that he desperately wants to outplay Ray Lewis. Big Bro/Little Bro dynamic Scott wants out of Lewis' shadow"

How I See It: Stick with placekicking over psychoanalysis. Leave that to the real players.

Simon Cho
"Hours spent today with dad- 24. Words exchanged between us- 0."

How I See It: As Michael Scott would say, that’s tactic No. 14. Declining to speak first. Classic technique.

Marc Colombo
"Thank you Canton!"

How I See It: OK, the Hall of Fame’s standards have really dropped.

J.R. Smith
"What's going on KY last night what's poppin!"

How I See It: Well, the Kentucky Derby starts in about nine months ... and that’s about it.

Thurman Thomas
"CONGRATS TO FUTURE HOFer DEREK JETER....Nuff Said"

How I See It: Is anyone else confused about what Thurman’s trying to say here?

Darren McFadden
"If tha walls could talk lol"

How I See It: They do talk. But just to Al Davis.

Christina Kim
"Sooooo.... The lady here at the bank has flubbed up 3x in front of me with paperwork. I'm assuming... Meth head?"

How I See It: Damn, Christina. You go from 0 to 100 in a second. Why couldn't it just be clumsy, or hung over?

Andrew Bogut
"Up @ 4am! Listening to kid cudi on rage!"

How I See It: Christina Kim calls it meth.

Evan Bates
"LET'S DO THIS CINCI!!!.....or indy...or st. louis, or wherever the hell I am"

How I See It: Cue Christina ...

Simon Cho
"TGIF!!!! :)"

How I See It: You had me until the emoticon.

Les Miles
"Good luck to all of our players in final exams. Lets finish the semester strong! Geaux Tigers"

How I See It: Luck. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

LaVar Arrington
"i cant really say anything about the caps losing yet-im still shocked and surprised"

How I See It: I'm right there with you, LaVar. I wonder how Ovie's golf swing is. We both know he's got plenty of time to perfect it now.

Simon Cho
"Shadowed my cousin at his high school today....Made me realize how much I missed out lol. I love high school"

How I See It: If I could go back and relive a part of my life, high school would not be it. Just ask Lindsey Lohan and the rest of Mean Girls.

Shaun Phillips
"I appreciate my friends more then they know. Yes all of you. Even the ugly ones."

How I See It: Well, now that's awkward. I'm sure the ugly ones appreciate the love, Shaun.

Natasha Hastings
"Too funny in the restroom right now. I'm takin my hair pins out. Lady next to me paintin her nail. N the lady next to her is doin her makeup"

How I See It: The glamourous life of the ladies' bathroom. I'm hope it's as good as you guys hoped.

C.J. Spiller
"Been while since i ate elementary food, but it was good to spend time with da lil kids, can't wait to find me a skool in buffalo to visit."

How I See It: Oh man, Spiller. As a Buffalonian, I can just tell you're going to have the city eating out of the palm of your hand. Go, Bills!

Rod Benson
"True story RT @amclouth23: @boomtho it is a recession, you gotta keep a 'stache...#justsaying"

How I See It: Gimme some of that Tom Selleck.

John Calipari
"Congrats to Matthew and our women's team. Picked 11th in the SEC and now one win from the Final Four. Amazing job!"

How I See It: At least someone over there is having some success.

Irene Cho
"Got new moon on DVD! Woo! I know...I'm like every other teenage crazed fan..but you know what?! I DON'T CARE!"

How I See It: *Shudders*

Eric Barton
"I'm the worst call of duty player on earth"

How I See It: Yeah, but I'm sure you could toss anyone of them in real life.

Jason Thompson
"RT @jalenrose: #nbafacts. Who is better Kobe or Lebron is the most debated topic since BIG vs 2pac!"

How I See It: I don't understand why this is such a huge debate right now. One word should really end this quickly: Rings.

Tito Ortiz
"Jenna call me."

How I See It: Tweets of desperation.

Stylez G. White
"Listening to jay z old shit... "imaginary players" yo, whts the difference between a 4.0 and 4.6? Instant classic!"

How I See It: Can't disagree with that one. That first name, though.....

Darnell Dockett
"Shoutout to all the NFL teams that's spending money to get better!"

How I See It: Never thought the Bears would fall into that category.

Morris Peterson
"Whats up world? tonight we play @moneymase and the #Spurs on ESPN, what are you up to?"

How I See It: Mo Pete's still in the league?

Simon Cho
"1.5 months ago, I refused to hop on the Twitter bandwagon...at this point, my rebelliousness has been overpowered by my fondness of Twitter"

How I See It: Probably the most introspective tweet ever.